Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thumb Butler]

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[Free the Pedos]

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[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I hate that this thought has occurred to me, but I’m surprised Amber didn’t use paper towels to wipe her ass. They’re a hell of a lot bigger than wash cloths, and they are meant to be thrown out. I doubt a single one would stand a chance against the corner of the counter (or her ass for that matter), but she could have wadded a few together.

Or used one of those grippy wands, or even a hose/bidet attachment...the fact that she didn't, probably due to the fact leaving either thing visible in the bathroom where they'd have to be stored wouldn't be dainty enough, is peak Amberlynn to me.

 

[Constellationzero]

Now that you've seen and had a laugh over the draweeeeens and discussed ad nauseum how she'd wipe using a sink...

Can you now understand that I MIGHT be right about her using a toilet??

How could she? These are not bariatric toilets. They can, and often do, CRACK under the weight.
And I mentioned the logistics of Hambone's elephantine body/ass lifting up from said toilet. And making enough room for Becky or Jade to wipe.
Hambutt's C of G is already revoltingly OFF. She'd fall and tumble forward, or down.

And that wide, hail damaged, flat frog ass with the fat shelf: Becky and Jade would've had to PART them ass cheeks to even go there. Watch MSPL. It takes a fucking TEAM of CNA's and orderlies to even wipe PISS. So what's y'all's logistics/reasoning for her ALLEGEDLY using a toilet???

Even Chinstraps copped to diapers during long haul flights. Even Nader showed her pissed in and shitted drawers on camera PROVING even Chins didn't really use a toilet all the time.

Are you all ready now to accept the truth? Probably not.

 

[Namastejo]

My agreement with this isn’t so much the toilet not being able to handle the weight but her inability to rise from a squat. Lot of weight to lift from a low squat and those legzzzzz nope.

not sure why my attempt to quote didn’t work.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Mark my words she's gonna do a defiant washcloth haul soon where she pretends its normal and obliquely pretends she didn't even hear about the tea. And then she'll lie lazily about how she throws each washcloth out after using them once for makeup or something.

 

[Bing Chilling]

My agreement with this isn’t so much the toilet not being able to handle the weight but her inability to rise from a squat. Lot of weight to lift from a low squat and those legzzzzz nope.

not sure why my attempt to quote didn’t work.

it’ll be egg on our face when it turns out her leg mass isn’t all fat but all muscle. think about it, she squats and shuffles around like 400lbs every day. shes gotta be making mad gains

 

[Probably your mom]

I agree with New & Improved Username's point that the main wipe target is the upper shit glued crack. I also have some thoughts on the steps and logistics.
Wash cloth should be damp, placed at a diamond angle over the corner. Fatty probably leans forward (a fall risk for sure), spreads cheeks, backs up on the corner and lets go. Now that the cloth is wedged between, it's been pulled up from the counter, and closer to her center of gravity to strain her arm behind, grab the top corner and pull it up through. Most likely splattering shit on the walls

Alternative to bending forward would be propping a leg up on the toilet, don't know if she'd be capable of raising her leg that high though.

How much you want to bet that one got stuck

This is the grossest funniest shit (haha) I’ve seen in the Amberverse in years. Thank you Becky, you ignorant slut, lol never change

 

[Thumb Butler]

I agree with New & Improved Username's point that the main wipe target is the upper shit glued crack. I also have some thoughts on the steps and logistics.
Wash cloth should be damp, placed at a diamond angle over the corner. Fatty probably leans forward (a fall risk for sure), spreads cheeks, backs up on the corner and lets go. Now that the cloth is wedged between, it's been pulled up from the counter, and closer to her center of gravity to strain her arm behind, grab the top corner and pull it up through. Most likely splattering shit on the walls

Alternative to bending forward would be propping a leg up on the toilet, don't know if she'd be capable of raising her leg that high though.

Imagine the state of Eric and Ricky's bathroom. Feces and blood everywhere.

 

[Tea Sipper]

The gaycare era in summer 2018 was my introduction to the Amberverse, so these retrospective peeks behind the curtain of that time are very satisfying to me. I certianly did not have had Amberlynn using Eric's dead mother's washcloths to wipe her shelf ass on my list of theories.

I can only imagine the sheer horror of having to be around her in that era. From the comments on her hygiene, to the state of pillow mountain, to shit-covered washcloths being left around the house, holy fuck. I love how she would forever proclaim that she was NOT and would NEVER BE 600lbs, yet she was living with far less dignity than some of the fatties on that show. No wonder she didn't want that 'family by the ton' show or whatever it was snooping around.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

If I remember well, Amber said in the past, while using the boys bathroom, that if there were any issues she (Becky) would clean it up or would call a plumber to fix it. What issues would require to call a plumber? When she first mentioned it, I thought it was odd since most problem such as plugging the toilet are easily solved. But now, all I could thing is Amber throwing the washcloths in the toilet and blocking it.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

@Constellationzero I don’t think she can use a toilet properly either. My doubt is not so much about the toilet supporting her (although that’s definitely questionable). I just don’t think there’s any way she can line her butthole up with the toilet seat.
I would suspect waffle stomping, but can she step into the tub? Is it possible she just holds her derrière over the tub and lets it rip?

God let me off this planet.

 

[Mekahineyho]

There was 2 bathrooms at the gaycare. Amber had all her clothes hung up in the bathroom that had the sliding glass door, and I think that was initially hers and Becky’s upon moving in. As she expanded in body weight, I saw her vlog in Eric and Ricky’s bathroom a few times, so was she scraping her ass on their sink? the fags bathroom had a large walk in shower that Amber clearly never utilized with a bariatric chair.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

There was 2 bathrooms at the gaycare. Amber had all her clothes hung up in the bathroom that had the sliding glass door, and I think that was initially hers and Becky’s upon moving in. As she expanded in body weight, I saw her vlog in Eric and Ricky’s bathroom a few times, so was she scraping her ass on their sink? the fags bathroom had a large walk in shower that Amber clearly never utilized with a bariatric chair.

Yeah, she said she'd gotten stuck in their shower with the glass door and the glass door scrapped her body. I think she confessed this in 2020, in her Lexington apartment.

Ricky and Eric let her use their bathroom.

She's fucking disgusting and so inconsiderate. Most normal people would have her ass on the corner for a lot less.

 

[Constellationzero]

I certianly did not have had Amberlynn using Eric's dead mother's washcloths to wipe her shelf ass on my list of theories.

It pairs amazingly well with "WHAT CEREAL IS THAT?"

 

[FarmVille]

I can only imagine the sheer horror of having to be around her in that era. From the comments on her hygiene, to the state of pillow mountain, to shit-covered washcloths being left around the house, holy fuck. I love how she would forever proclaim that she was NOT and would NEVER BE 600lbs, yet she was living with far less dignity than some of the fatties on that show. No wonder she didn't want that 'family by the ton' show or whatever it was snooping around.

And now realize that the gaycare still found living like this preferable to getting jobs.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

New Cheyenne Jasmine just dropped, gorls

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Uh oh...is the Grim Feeder turning on our gorl too?


yikes.

She lost Rarity for this? Sad!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Saw this on fb. I thought these two got divorced?

 

[General Woundwort]

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Uh oh...is the Grim Feeder turning on our gorl too?

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yikes.

She lost Rarity for this? Sad!

Dang, Emily admitting Amber was just a rebound because she was desperate. And Amber threw her cat away to be the backup fatty. Sucks to suck.
Also Emily needs to go start up a wattpad or tumblr page to post all her dramatic bullshit on. Anyone still talking like that beyond age 14 is an Amber-sized red flag for crazy.