Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fee]

From this newest video tonight- did she not post those snap chats as it was happening? She’s claiming it was to prove to the hayders that she DID HAVE CANCER…https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=uKsZQicmCuM

It's really funny listening to Amber try to spin this into something else she is trying to make a hard right turn away from the shit rags on the corner of the sink, how she doesn't wipe, etc and she thinks she succeeding she's an asshole and she is boring as fuck I couldn't get past 3 seconds of listening to her. She deserves everything that she gets. "I had cancer" stfu real cancer having people should beat her ass.

 

[Ozul]

It's really funny listening to Amber try to spin this into something else she is trying to make a hard right turn away from the shit rags on the corner of the sink, how she doesn't wipe, etc and she thinks she succeeding she's an asshole and she is boring as fuck I couldn't get past 3 seconds of listening to her. She deserves everything that she gets. "I had cancer" stfu real cancer having people should beat her ass.

Yeah she's trying to turn washcloth gate into period rags and cancer (because how DARE you make fun of someone's cancer!) Those aren't the rags people are talking about, Hamby.
Any time she's in hot water the cancer stories come bubbling up. She's weaponizing cancer for pity and deflection. Nobody should have sympathy for her over her "cancer" because it did not instill any motivation in her to change her health, and she uses it now as a get out of jail free card. Also someone take away the wokeisms from her, her only response to criticism now is "You're ABLEIST, FATPHOBIC, DEHUMANIZING, etc," and it's so yawn.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lest we forget:
Amber Lynn (aka “Amberlynn”) Reid, a grown adult woman, has eaten herself to the point that she needs a sharp corner to haphazardly scrape shit off her asshole because she cannot reach her own ass any more due to her excess fat.
Amber Lynn Reid, a grown adult woman, also made her partner at the time wash her shit stains out of washcloths she used on sink corners to “wipe” her ass because she’s a disgusting lazy fuck.

I would love to see her specifically address these things.

 

[FatalTater]

Honestly the cancer thing isn't even relevant to the current discussion.
Amber was oozing body fluids all over the damn place, eventually went to a doctor, they found precancerous cells and removed the offending organ. End of.

HOWEVER before that she was wiping her ass on other people's washcloths. Cancer did not and will not change that fact.

As for dehumanizing, well.
There's an awful lot about Amber that isn't even close to how the average human acts/looks/smells, but you all know that already.

 

[Constellationzero]

Brings up a good point. In all the hauls we have watched, I can't remember a single time she has ever bought toilet paper. I could be wrong though.

That A I song was better than I thought it would be.

Now that you mentioned it...

NEVER toilet paper. Or paper towels. Or Kleenex. Ever.

That song was kino because it speaks the truth.

 

[Janai]

That video is sooo unwatchable, but I hope amber knows that she is really putting salty on the map. Salty crab is my fave reaction channel rn, and her membership live recaps are thorough enough for me. Hopefully people will cancel their memberships and flock to her channel to watch the recap(though that’s a bit optimistic)
On another note… Amberlynn is soooo delusional it hurts. I did some catching up of the livestreams she did, and she was saying things like “I’m gonna be single for the rest of my life” and “I’m gonna be an old woman with my pets” does amber genuinely believe that she is gonna be alive in the next decade? Like shes obviously never gonna lose the weight. I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling. And I think that’s what makes the crashouts even funnier. She is soooo smug at 500lbs, and most of us will get the last laugh cause she doesn’t have a lot of time left lolol

 

[Lidl Drip]

Holy shit she is FUMING in that new video. She is so mad.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Cancer shields engaged.

Cancer is honestly the best thing that ever happened to her.

 

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

Cancer shields engaged.

Cancer is honestly the best thing that ever happened to her.

i was so happy when haydur nation took the kiddy gloves off when it came to the lard’s cancer. she talks about it being “traumatic” and how she was “scared she was going to die”. bitch you gained weight before your invasive surgery and you’re still a fat fuck! why would we feel bad for you when you clearly don’t give a fuck?

 

[Hidden Cat]

One thing I thought was interesting from the Becky/destiny live was how ALR would leave her hair up in a bun for so long it would become completely matted and greasy, and she made both Becky and destiny work out all the knots.

Becky said she did this for ALR multiple times and although destiny said she only did it once, she said it took hours and she had to use multiple products like baby oil and buy a specific hair pick from Sally’s Beauty for it.

They also both wanted her to cut her hair, as she clearly couldn’t manage or maintain it,

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Brings up a good point. In all the hauls we have watched, I can't remember a single time she has ever bought toilet paper. I could be wrong though.

That A I song was better than I thought it would be.

She hauled TP once, when she was in her short-lived donating to the homeless era lol

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She hauled TP once, when she was in her short-lived donating to the homeless era lol

So we know she at least knows what it is.
Watch her use being raised in a crack den with lethal curtain cords leading to the washcloths being used by Amber out of pure necessity as Methmama and Methpapa never bought TP.
“I didn’t even know what teeepee was until the shelter asked me to buy them some! So hectic!!!”
Or maybe it was cancer’s fault somehow.
No feigning ignorance, gorl!





If you can’t tell I’m kidding

 

[Constellationzero]

Considering Chinstraps' mounting desperation and Fat Albert's spiraleeeeeeen, there's this:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/doordash-klarna-sign-deal-for-deferred-installment-food-delivery-payments.215048/

 

[Fee]

Cancer shields engaged.

Cancer is honestly the best thing that ever happened to her.

Weaponizing it as she has is such a grifter thing to do. I'm surprised she doesn't have a commercial with Sarah McLaughlin playing begging for donations.

Spoiler: Actual photo of Amber having surgery

 

[Bogliacci]

I love how her attempt to be smug just has her confirming all the criticisms Salty Crab has but then hiding behind words like "Ableism" and "Fatphobia"

Nobody sane gives a fuck Amber

 

[dfranki723]

Who has she stolen this ''hun/honey'' thing off of?
She comes across like teenage try-hard.

 

[The Bride]

One thing I thought was interesting from the Becky/destiny live was how ALR would leave her hair up in a bun for so long it would become completely matted and greasy, and she made both Becky and destiny work out all the knots.

Becky said she did this for ALR multiple times and although destiny said she only did it once, she said it took hours and she had to use multiple products like baby oil and buy a specific hair pick from Sally’s Beauty for it.

They also both wanted her to cut her hair, as she clearly couldn’t manage or maintain it,

She sat around all day doing fuck all. You could've at least passed a brush through your hair once a day, Hamber.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Weaponizing it as she has is such a grifter thing to do. I'm surprised she doesn't have a commercial with Sarah McLaughlin playing begging for donations.

Spoiler: Actual photo of Amber having surgery

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This is incredibly offensive. Pigs are intelligent and wonderful creatures that are actually quite clean

Unlike SmellyLynn Reid, Queen of the Pooprags

 

[charlatan]

Holding Amber accountable for her actions and lies, while at the same time giving Becky a free pass for hers

Beck claims that she addressed the rumors about your daughter, but I don't see where she proved anything. She is currently claiming that she was suffering from all this abuse at the hands of Raglynn, and this is during the time they were trying to coerce their step-sister into a relationship. This is what makes Beck look like a even bigger moron.

I hate that cow Amber as much as the next person, but Beck ain't a victim as much as she is making herself out to be. In an alternate universe, had your daughter said yes to them, she would have left Big Al in a heartbeat.

That just proves to me that she could have left and walked away from Amber then, but because her back up plan failed and she was too lazy to put in the work to be with someone else. She willingly stayed. Why else would she have been that desperate to get out then? THE BITCH KNEW HOW AMBER WAS

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She sat around all day doing fuck all. You could've at least passed a brush through your hair once a day, Hamber.

This makes her ridiculous “journaleeeeeen” where she tracked herself brushing her hair every day 20x more hilarious knowing that she much preferred to have her manservant Beck pick her lice out and drag a rake through it once a month.