Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Even more 8008135]

Don't forget the candy-cane pants.

 

[Tiresome]

What I love is even if she somehow got the world's most exclusive designers to make the most beautifully-tailored tarps to encase her body so that she somehow looked like a (buffet) fashion plate....her face would still give away what trailer trash she is.

 

[pippeyyy]

May I propose some runner-ups?
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She's supposed to weigh less now then she did in these photos. There's no way. She's definitely back to the high 500s

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

May I propose some runner-ups?
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She looked so massive in that Ruby top. That was a funny video of her trying to clean her old apartment too

 

[I call shenanigans]

May I propose some runner-ups?

The first two images aren’t loading for me, but please tell me that see through black net dress (with colourful sparklies) minus the under slip is one of them. Seeing every fat roll in all its glory, is the one I can never get past her actually wearing on a video.

ETA: Those first two images are finally loading. Thankyou for including this monstrosity. For my money, this is the “ugliest and frumpiest” outfit she’s ever worn… and she’s so delusional about how great it looks that she actually dances in it. Her fatty liver disease (in all its naked glory) is on full display in this one. Surely she’s trolling!

 

[Pig Demon]

But guis, she would be so pretty if she was thin
Lmao bitch you are a weak 4 like chill

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Color me astonished. Two different clothing companies manufactured horizontally-striped knit pants in a size XXXXXXL, and Amber found them, bought them, and wore them in a video. Jesus, what are the odds?

Edited to add: I believe this is the first time I’ve seen the screen cap of Amber’s massive haunches and mile long butt crack in front of the sink. Washcloths are shaking in fear even as we speak.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

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would it ever occur to her it may be triggering / upsetting to people because ovarian and uterine cancer is relatively common and millions of women actually have died from it?

Holy fuck, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
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I know this is irrelevant but how do you say you assume your partners had periods.. this whole shit is a non-issue

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It’s just occurred to me that she’s wearing leggings under that see-through monstrosity, I always assumed it was some kind of skirt (or ‘petticoat’ for you oldtimers ). Holy crap she is huge. But yes, you can reach to masterbate. Sure Jan.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

But yes, you can reach to masterbate. Sure Jan.

To be fair, she can reach her mouth - we all know foodgasms are the only orgasms she's ever experienced.

 

[Clown Baby]

Don't forget the candy-cane pants.

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These pants where amazing though she wore them through the Krystle, Dusty, and Becky eras. Just like the dirt bra, they grew with her from 380 to 600+ I will never understand what kind of space age technology they were using to make bras and sleepy pants at kohl's circa 2013

 

[Free the Pedos]

These pants where amazing though she wore them through the Krystle, Dusty, and Becky eras. Just like the dirt bra, they grew with her from 380 to 600+ I will never understand what kind of space age technology they were using to make bras and sleepy pants at kohl's circa 2013

Maybe they're like the one ring, which could change shape to suit the bearer because Sauron had poured his evil into it.

 

[Tiresome]

Maybe they're like the one ring, which could change shape to suit the bearer because Sauron had poured his evil into it.

I think they're much more like whatever makes the Incredible Hulk's pants.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

May I propose some runner-ups?
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This post is like an anti-fashion show.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I had the pleasure of seeing this patients pet scan today and couldn't decide where I wanted to post it, here or Chantal's thread, so will probably post it on both, you can probably see why. My first thought was she had to be their size, imagine my shock when I looked in her chart and she ONLY weighed 218. That is what, 350 to 400 pounds less than Amber. With the talk of her so-called 'cancer journey' lately, just imagine if she could squeeze herself into a pet scan and what that would look like.

@maybe a pigeon yes ma'am, that is exactly what you're seeing. This patient does have lung cancer and had a pet scan (the test Amber couldn't fit into) to see if the cancer spread. She didn't just "listen to her gut" like the 4chin teller lynn claims she did to magically know her cancer is gone.

ETA I replaced the picture with one of the million you can find online. I just wanted to show what these scans look like. I used no identifiable information. Like I said, these are all over the internet and I probably just should have used one of those to begin with.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

That’s horrifying. Is that her skull under a mountain of fat? Her heart and lungs under a layer of boobs?

 

[Pig Demon]

It’s just occurred to me that she’s wearing leggings under that see-through monstrosity, I always assumed it was some kind of skirt (or ‘petticoat’ for you oldtimers ). Holy crap she is huge. But yes, you can reach to masterbate. Sure Jan.

She probably just sits on a vibrator

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

She probably just sits on a vibrator

Alexis says she does the deed with one of these bad boys
The Asswiping Bean Flicker 5000

 

[Cataloons]

Alexis says she does the deed with one of these bad boys
The Asswiping Bean Flicker 5000

If that were true why would the washcloths be a thing?

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Alexis says she does the deed with one of these bad boys
The Asswiping Bean Flicker 5000
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But it doesn't scratch that inflamed prolapsed itchy asshole of hers like a towel on the corner of a sink would