Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Bibbity Bobbity said:
Same energy as an alcoholic telling you how they're SO much better for having ONLY "two drinks" today ( when it was really, 17 drinks).

I've seen a lot of people on WW, but never one congratulate themselves for ordering a whole ass fast food meal.

Keep in denying, fatty.
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The alcoholism comparison is spot on. Even if she was telling the truth (which she ain't) she shouldn't be eating ANY of the shit consumed.

Arby's French dip, Amy's Microwave slop, and Almond Joys! Even her stir-fried slop was lacking any real nutrition (ok three brussel sprouts and half a bell peppers; way to go fatty) and even if it did have something, it was drowned out by 2000 mgs of sodium.

Even if she somehow was to consume less than 4000 calories the sodium alone would cause water weight.

Does this bitch really think she deserves this food? How can she be happy with these choices?


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Mekahineyho said:
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Her sitting there explaining about how she totally needs to eat a candy bar because she shouldn't deny herself or else she's just gonna eat it anyways! She really is hopeless.

Also this bitch uses plastic forks and paper plates, lazy ass.
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They do not put those little raised parts on the backs metal forks, so don't even try to deny it fatty. That's how you can tell the difference. I also know you own black cutlery, that's just an excuse so you can say "Oh I don't use plastic! I have black forks!" and gaslight your audience.
 
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Cal Arts said:
One of Amber's favorite vloggers, Alexandra Rodriguez, just did a full day of fast food on WW. She's also hopelessly fat.
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I remember watching her videos a while ago when she was brought up as someone Amber apparently idolizes and thinking she wasn’t too bad, comparatively. I take back my initial reaction. I can’t believe this food drunk bitch didn’t get anything for the dog.
 
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mikepattonsbunghole said:
amber's carbon footprint must be fucking astronomical. so much single-use plastic covered crap, mountains of food, not to mention a single fart of hers is enough to fuck with the ozone layer
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Cecil Harvey said:
Also this bitch uses plastic forks and paper plates, lazy ass.
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Give me the hats but I unironically think we should kill people that live like this :( You are fucking up the rest of the world because you cant be arsed to walk to the kitchen and wash a fork. They should be culled for the greater good.

FatalTater said:
Remember how Amber once said that we would know when her money was running out because she would start eating on camera again?
Something like that?
I remember.
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I love this for her. Thank goodness her behavior has not negatively impacted her income! That would be so unfair.

What do you think, guys, did she drip dry, throw a new torrid tarp on, and waddle out to spend this Easter Holiday with her family? Or is she spending it guilt-tripping mamalynn and manipulating family plans so she gets what she wants a handed a plate from everyone and doesn't have to walk as much? Sucking down them debble'd aeygs.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
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Alright, you know how this goes, PreserveTube.

Opening full of reiterating already known information and shelf-patting on how she's using what she knows.

First meal is Arby's, crinkle fries, french dip sandwhich, and a diet coke. Fatty really tries to frame this as a victory.

Next meal, chicken sausage with some veggies, those being brussel sprouts, broccoli, caulflower, mini peppers, and scallions. Also corn. Naturally, in the process of making this, it was buried beaneath salty condiments. Once again presents this as a victory by contrasting it with what she eats off track.

This continues to before we get the next meal, where we once again get told what she'd eat if she was off track. Next meal will be diet coke and a pesto tortellini TV dinner. So nutrient free sodie slop and sodium food.

Snack time, and more on track vs off track talk I'm sure we've heard in many variations before. Anyways she's eating almond joy.
In a twist of "content", Hambo gives us a list of what she has eaten on an off track day in comparison.
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Anway, the food for thought questions.
1. If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
Says she would Arby for dinner and have a regular breakfast instead.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off-track, but you stopped yourself?
No, she beat the intrusive thoughts today.
3. Would you consider today a successful day for you?
Yes.

The End.
Nothing happens in this. I have nothing to say.
 
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Sodium, fat, carbs, more sodium, sugar, sodium again.
Would it kill this bitch to put a chicken breast in the oven with some pepper and steam some vegetables?
At this point Amber there is no way in hell you can convince me you have any plans at all to lose any weight.
You clearly enjoy being 500+lbs, despite the physical limitations and pain, because it means you can hork down the equivalent of a salt lick a day.
 
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Amber likes being huge. People cater to her, she can use it for pity points and ass pats. There will always be degenerates that love fat ass bitches like Amber.

She has no reason to change. Even if she did, even if she lost all kind of weight, her body would be absolutely gone without a ton of corrective surgery, and she knows this. She would look like Tammy Slaton. She can't even be assed to get under 500 to get weight loss surgery muchless go through the process of correcting the lifetime worth of damage done to her body.
 
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What would the new poll even be?

What new horrors will Amber dip her dainty fingers into next?
o Dates another married woman, secretly dates the wife at the same time, and triangulates them
o Marries Salah and becomes sister wives with Chantal
o Twinkie explores too hard
o We never see Wasabi again but Amber insists he's still there and obsessed with her
o The cousins from the movie theater double handjob reappear for seconds
o Becomes the #1 OF creator for feeders but Amber insists they're wholesome fans who encourage her to lose weight
o Announces the release of a new cryptocurrency, GORL, gets frustrated 5 minutes in and cancels the project
o Starts WWIII
 
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ALR has no reason, in her mind, to lose weight or change anything. As it stands, she gets what she needs and presumably what she wants doing exactly what she’s doing.

She has no idea what it would feel like to be a more normal weight but as long as she can get people to cater to her… just as she is, why change?

Change involves icky work, after all.
 
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Jerbear89 said:
100% if the stupid fat bitch had cancer and still didn't change anything she is never going any kind of real weight ever
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The fact cancer didn't do anything always fucks me up. I only had a cancer scare once and it derailed several bad habits. Just an easy to reverse condition that could have gone cancerous if I hadn't gone to a check up and got a routine procedure done. It was still a come to Jesus moment. This bitch had full on gotta remove your innards, using a mattress as a pad cancer and still can't stay away from the nuggies
 
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