Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,642 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,547
View attachment 191803 Looks like her date with Becky is off.

Somebody has cold (swollen) feet. She's probably scared that Becky won't like what she sees, because AL has been using a thousand filters and angles to hide her true form: a literal whale with greasy hair and no eyebrows.

And...

Eyebrows?

1. I regret wondering what she looked like with brows.
2. Good god those are some bad brows.

Well. I guess that's why she's refused to do her brows. It confirms my initial assumption that Amberlynn's hesitance wasn't a matter of her "preferring her brows just the way it is", rather, she is too embarrassed and full of pride to admit that she sucks at doing eyebrows lmfao. THOSE ARE SO BAD.
 
ALR shouldn't be proud that she's "prettier" than Dana, because although ALR's weight isn't horrendously distributed like Dana's, the weight is still going to be on her at the end of the day.

Big Al's ass is so big, it looks like it starts at the middle of her back. And we've all seen her lumpy, deformed legs. Neither one of them is a prize. At least Dana, at 19, has her own trailer and a job. I bet she can even drive.
 
Big Al's ass is so big, it looks like it starts at the middle of her back. And we've all seen her lumpy, deformed legs. Neither one of them is a prize. At least Dana, at 19, has her own trailer and a job. I bet she can even drive.
ALR has a lot of fat, yes, but it's not terribly distributed as in: it's not all sitting in one place.

Look at it like this: if both Dana and ALR were to slim down to around the same size, ALR would have a more "curvy" look to her because her weight is distributed both on top and on the bottom, although it's more on the bottom. Dana would look more like an upside down Doritos chip.

As of right now though, they're both lumpy fucks and Dana wins in the personality category.
 
My editing skills suck but whatever you get the point
Screenshot_20170312-001411.jpg
 
Honestly she does, she puts out enough shit to get her own special place here.

Destiny doesn't really post enough on her own to warrant a thread, and all the tea usually comes from big al herself. I think both threads would end up being to self-referential - perhaps we can just sort of re-brand this one, "amberlynn and friends" since she's basically the leader of a small heard of lolcows.
 
Destiny doesn't really post enough on her own to warrant a thread, and all the tea usually comes from big al herself. I think both threads would end up being to self-referential - perhaps we can just sort of re-brand this one, "amberlynn and friends" since she's basically the leader of a small heard of lolcows.
GOOD IDEA.
It almost makes you wish she had more of a presence online. *sigh*
 
Dustin is my favorite part of the Big Al saga, homegirl is an extra special enigma. I'm fascinated by that sped

As far as drama goes, I feel like people have been giving her way too much credit lately though. Like when people claim that she's some sort of devious cheater, purposefully antagonizing big AL by living with her long-term and having her hang out with her and Dana, etc. And obviously big AL feeds into this narrative because it makes her look like the victim.

But Dustin has the mind of a child. If her instagram and twitter posts (and general speddy looks) are anything to go by, there's not a lot of scheming going on upstairs.
 
I agree, Dustin isn't really conniving. He's too simple-minded. The story is basic-he didn't want to take care of a barely mobile fat chick and found another girlfriend. In order to prevent him from moving out, AL pretended she was okay with it, and suddenly people started thinking it was planned. But it wasn't.

ALs friends are really uninteresting too. It's Amberlynn who is the cow-she's the one who weighs 500 pounds, she's the one who says she needs to go on a weight loss journey but then shows us her super-fattening restaurant food she eats on the regular. She's the one who talks like an eleven year old, and she's the one who has been wearing the same bra for 8 years, sleeps in glitter makeup, is thrilled at losing 1 pound in 3 months-and will end up on My 600 Pound Life.

The rest are just revolving in her orbit.
 
Back