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She should get a professional eyebrow tint one shade darker than her natural color.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The biggest (band) size I've seen there is a 44. Not counting those fugly old lady playtex/just my size bras in the boxes near the dressing rooms.
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Nothing will help contour a sphere. Its like putting a silk hat on a pig. Shes vile in every sense of the word. Her vile personality shows on the outside.
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We should probably just place an "Out of Order" bag on her head and call it a day then?
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Somebody has cold (swollen) feet. She's probably scared that Becky won't like what she sees, because AL has been using a thousand filters and angles to hide her true form: a literal whale with greasy hair and no eyebrows.
And...
Well. I guess that's why she's refused to do her brows. It confirms my initial assumption that Amberlynn's hesitance wasn't a matter of her "preferring her brows just the way it is", rather, she is too embarrassed and full of pride to admit that she sucks at doing eyebrows lmfao. THOSE ARE SO BAD.
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Lol @those eyebrows. The shape was naturally fine, all she had to do was darken what was there. What is this drawing, a Groucho Marks impression? Add a stash AL. Well, one is soon to grow in with her hormone issues, I'm sure.
Clueless.
Clueless.
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look at my fucking avatar, that was my reaction to her brows.
or her in general.
or her in general.
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Big Al's ass is so big, it looks like it starts at the middle of her back. And we've all seen her lumpy, deformed legs. Neither one of them is a prize. At least Dana, at 19, has her own trailer and a job. I bet she can even drive.
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The question now is, does Dusty deserve his own, special thread?
He's pretty qualified, in my book.
He's pretty qualified, in my book.
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ALR has a lot of fat, yes, but it's not terribly distributed as in: it's not all sitting in one place.
Look at it like this: if both Dana and ALR were to slim down to around the same size, ALR would have a more "curvy" look to her because her weight is distributed both on top and on the bottom, although it's more on the bottom. Dana would look more like an upside down Doritos chip.
As of right now though, they're both lumpy fucks and Dana wins in the personality category.
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My editing skills suck but whatever you get the point
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Honestly she does, she puts out enough shit to get her own special place here.
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Destiny doesn't really post enough on her own to warrant a thread, and all the tea usually comes from big al herself. I think both threads would end up being to self-referential - perhaps we can just sort of re-brand this one, "amberlynn and friends" since she's basically the leader of a small heard of lolcows.
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Dustin is my favorite part of the Big Al saga, homegirl is an extra special enigma. I'm fascinated by that sped
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I agree that we should change the title of this thread. "Amberlynn and Friends", and also add in how she's a liar, leech, mooch, and NOT a chronic dieter because she hasn't made any effort to even diet.
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dustin has a pretty hilarious tumblr account. i forgot the url though
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As far as drama goes, I feel like people have been giving her way too much credit lately though. Like when people claim that she's some sort of devious cheater, purposefully antagonizing big AL by living with her long-term and having her hang out with her and Dana, etc. And obviously big AL feeds into this narrative because it makes her look like the victim.
But Dustin has the mind of a child. If her instagram and twitter posts (and general speddy looks) are anything to go by, there's not a lot of scheming going on upstairs.
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I agree, Dustin isn't really conniving. He's too simple-minded. The story is basic-he didn't want to take care of a barely mobile fat chick and found another girlfriend. In order to prevent him from moving out, AL pretended she was okay with it, and suddenly people started thinking it was planned. But it wasn't.
ALs friends are really uninteresting too. It's Amberlynn who is the cow-she's the one who weighs 500 pounds, she's the one who says she needs to go on a weight loss journey but then shows us her super-fattening restaurant food she eats on the regular. She's the one who talks like an eleven year old, and she's the one who has been wearing the same bra for 8 years, sleeps in glitter makeup, is thrilled at losing 1 pound in 3 months-and will end up on My 600 Pound Life.
The rest are just revolving in her orbit.
ALs friends are really uninteresting too. It's Amberlynn who is the cow-she's the one who weighs 500 pounds, she's the one who says she needs to go on a weight loss journey but then shows us her super-fattening restaurant food she eats on the regular. She's the one who talks like an eleven year old, and she's the one who has been wearing the same bra for 8 years, sleeps in glitter makeup, is thrilled at losing 1 pound in 3 months-and will end up on My 600 Pound Life.
The rest are just revolving in her orbit.