Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

I fucking hate that douchebag, my500poundlife or whatever his name is. Amberlynn could say she's Pro-genocide and he would reply with one of his empty-idiotic-no-substance-having comments like "just be strong Amberlynn. Live your life to the fullest. Take it one day at a time."
Fucking legit can't stand him.
And he's creepy as fuck too.

This is the guy.

I was expecting a lolcow but honestly he seems pretty normal (in the context of kiwi farms that is). He also seems to have actually accomplished some weight loss, so I'm confused as to why he'd be so rabidly supportive of an individual that's mired in fatlogic and excuses, going so far as to moderate her comments section and flame haters.

He must be thirsty AF I guess, and I'm hoping it's for sub referrals.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh and Amberlard said Mama June's family is "#familygoals" says a lot about her that her family goals involve exceptional rednecks who let their children become morbidly obese, push them into the limelight and let their daughter get molested.

What terrifies me is a year or two ago she posted a lot about her ultimate goal in her pathetic life was to of get pregnant. (Probably cause she'll get more govt money and housing if she spawns.) Luckily, besides dating people without dicks, her fat would probably make it difficult (but not impossible) to get knocked up. But I shudder at the thought of her getting pregnant, you know she would use pregnancy as excuse to gain even more weight and use the kid as fodder for subs.

MamaJune is mother of the year material next to big AL. Big AL dreams of being MamaJune and getting her own fatty white trash reality show.

 

[Barbarella]

She wants kids??? I thought she didn't.

I'm sure she could find a chubby chaser willing to stick it in her, if that's even still physically possible. But AL is not to be trusted and she might say to the dude she wants a kid and then go back to her lesbian lifestyle and he'd be off the hook-in reality she'd stick that guy for child support in a heartbeat.

No ethical doctor would help her get pregnant at her weight, so it would have to be some back alley sexing up or turkey baster use.

Omg, I can't believe I even just typed that! Lol.

I don't think she really wants kids. She's too selfish. She likes eating out 3 times a day and laughing like a hyena with girlfriends. No car, no job, no goals, and barely an ability to walk-not mother material.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm sure she could find a chubby chaser willing to stick it in her, if that's even still physically possible.

 

[Xenomorph]

I fucking hate that douchebag, my500poundlife or whatever his name is. Amberlynn could say she's Pro-genocide and he would reply with one of his empty-idiotic-no-substance-having comments like "just be strong Amberlynn. Live your life to the fullest. Take it one day at a time."
Fucking legit can't stand him.
And he's creepy as fuck too.

He really is fucking weird, fuck that guy

.

Its gonna need to be a lot longer than that friend..

 

[DuckSucker]

At first I thought he was coming from a good place, maybe he just wants to get laid. :horrifying:

Oh gross! Man I could be the thirstiest motherfucker but I'd beat off before--I mean I dont think anybody would be able to get hard for her.. Damn I'd fuck another man before her. Man you'd need like an 10 inch dick, to get it 6 inches in! Gross! Sorry Ive been drinking. At nearly 500 lbs youre definitely gonna have fat around the labia on top of just a FUPA.

 

[Poison_Apple]

What terrifies me is a year or two ago she posted a lot about her ultimate goal in her pathetic life was to of get pregnant. (Probably cause she'll get more govt money and housing if she spawns.) Luckily, besides people without dicks, her fat would probably make it difficult (but not impossible) to get knocked up. But I shudder at the thought of her getting pregnant, you know she would use pregnancy as excuse to gain even more weight and use the kid as fodder for subs.

MamaJune is mother of the year material next to big AL. Big AL dreams of being MamaJune and getting her own fatty white trash reality show.

I'm pretty sure she cannot get pregnant. There are so many complications that comes with being morbidly obese that prevent them from pregnancy, and even if she does get pregnant, there will be problems with the pregnancy and the baby probably wouldn't survive. This was why in the UK, they refuse to do IVF on overweight patients (idk if they still do this).

 

[Bunny]

I can imagine her being a munchausens by proxy mom bc she loves attention so much.

 

[NemmaSis]

So much for her and Dana being best buddies. Someone posted this about AL on Destinys IG 6 days ago. Look who liked it.
I feel bad for Dana every time AL shoves the camera in her face and feigns how much she likes her. Must be super awkward for Dana. She says the bare minimum on camera probably to be polite, but I'd tell AL she doesn't have permission to video tape me.

 

[Dr.Research]

What many people don't know is that you're not exactly 'eating for two'. You need increase your calories, but not that fucking much. A quick google search says to increase intake by 300-350 calories until the third trimester when you up to 500. That's not a lot, especially if you're getting those calories via milk or peanut butter. But of course AL would add an extra cheeseburger or two on top of her two original ones. You know, for the baby.
And that calorie suggestion is just generic advice. I'm sure with obese or underweight mothers-to-be the advice is specialized, so in theory AL would need to overcompensate for baby even less, if at all.

I think when you're that fucking big your body tends to miscarry. After all, spontaneous miscarriage is bodily damage control, usually because there's something wrong with the embryo or you. There was that woman from 600LB Life who got pregnant, but that was over a year after her surgery. I think she was in the 300/low 400 range. Apparently her weight plus the baby putting pressure on her spine was causing paralysis in her limbs and she risked irreversible paralysis if she let the pregnant continue. I looked up her twitter and apparently she had a son who's healthy and it didn't seem like she was paralyzed. So in her case it worked. For AL? I doubt it would.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Hahaha I was there when she was talking about how Mama June is #goals. She was referring to the weight loss, talking about how amaze-een it was. Then some of us in the YouNow chat were like, if Mama June can do it so can you! She went from a size 28 to a size 12! And June said she started the weight loss by simply walking around the neighbourhood and avoiding carbs.

I know the whale saw the messages because she does that thing with her face (kind of like a pursed lip), equivalent to Kailyn's bitchface when she doesn't like something she reads. She ignored everyone, as usual.

 

[Barbarella]

I heard her say "sometimes, I don't want to answer questions or be interviewed".

Wut? She just wants to turn the camera on and watch a movie, eat chips and not interact? Girl doesn't know how it works. That's when I clicked out.

 

[ADHD]

Literally what does she think she's earning money for?

 

[C3PBRO]

Literally what does she think she's earning money for?

This narcissistic bitch think she's a gift to the universe and that she doesn't have to deliver on content. We should all be so glad that she turns the camera on and if you're gonna tell lies or stir drama I'm just not gonna get on Younow anymore, mmmmmk gorl?

 

[angelicbitch]

That's the least she can do when her fat ass is destroying their furniture and cars. I wonder how often she offers to pay for gas? Personally, I don't think a few meals are worth it.

Actually, extra weight on a car can reduce gas mileage, meaning that you're going to have to spend more money (not that much at all, but still) more often. Maybe that's why ALR and Destiny went to the gas station a lot, and why ALR was always aware of the price of gas. So, ALR should be paying for most of the gas considering her weight is eating all the mileage up.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

9 taquitos and a full size frozen Mac N Cheese dinner.

 

[Xenomorph]

9 taquitos and a full size frozen Mac N Cheese dinner.

Holy fucking shit, I wonder if Dusty finally moved out and big fat ALbert is eating her feelings away

 

[C3PBRO]

"I'm happy this was, a semi-decent, y'know, break up, it was... I feel like it was... I think it was mature-er than a lot of breakups could be." - Amberlynn Reid 2017

As exceptional as the shit that comes out of her mouth is, at least it drowns out the sounds of shoveling and scarfing.

PS: that serving of mac and cheese is 400 calories, and the 9 beef taquitos are 700.

 

[Barbarella]

The taquitos alone were more than 700 calories. For her, it was three bites. If she ate all the Mac and cheese in the container (and I'm sure she did) that's another 700 calories.

In her little snack there, 1400 calories. Which is more than she should eat in a day-all grease and fat, nothing healthy. I had to turn it off after she took an enormous bite of pasta, like that much was normal. I literally could not fit that much into my mouth.

Greed, sloth, and gluttony, and it's disgusting to watch. I didn't hear much of what she said, but I'm sure it was narcissistic and selfish.

There are times when I've felt empathy for her, but after watching her live, and after this-no. She's a terrible person.

 

[Rotogravure]

I had a pulled pork taco. One. I'm doing this shit wrong.