Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'll just leave this here imagine rubbing your hand up and down those sexy legs. Remember when she said she doesn't wear heel? I'd love to see her try with those cankles. How does anyone find her sexually attractive? Her body is deformed. View attachment 194141

Maybe i will regret knowing the answer but...what in the name of fuck is THAT? are those her legs in some fucked perspective or what?
 
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Another peter monn suckle up vid. I left this for the queeeeeen on her comment to peter.
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Isn't the whole point of mukbang is to take a small, petite girl and have her eat massive amounts of food, more than you think she could, in one sitting? And not some hamplanet shoveling a rather small portion (for her, anyway) into her weirdly snake-like mouth.
People like AL and other people who partake in Mukbangs use comfort foods when really it can be anything, it can be fruit or a salad or anything healthy but somehow it turned into large quantities of junk food when really its to give the illusion of you eating with someone a normal sized meal you would eat for lunch or dinner, they somehow turned it into "lets see how much shit I can shovel into my mouth in 20 mins"
 
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"I'm happy this was, a semi-decent, y'know, break up, it was... I feel like it was... I think it was mature-er than a lot of breakups could be." - Amberlynn Reid 2017

As exceptional as the shit that comes out of her mouth is, at least it drowns out the sounds of shoveling and scarfing.

PS: that serving of mac and cheese is 400 calories, and the 9 beef taquitos are 700.


MyFitnessPal says the beef taquitos are 130 calories each.

I doubt she is eating her feelings. I pretty sure that she's scraping the bottom of her fridge/cupboards. She no longer has a chauffeur to the grocery store...my sophomore year of college I moved to another city and didn't have a car at first, and in my part of town, public transportation was spotty at best. Getting groceries was the WORST part of not having a car.
 
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I thought mukbangs were people cooking food on stream, then eating it and conversing with the people watching? It has become this 'look at me jam all this massive feast in my gullet' speed eating calorie guzzling freakshow. I'd have more respect for Amberlynn if she did a cook-then-eat style video. Using a microwave does not count as cooking.
 
I'd have more respect for Amberlynn if she did a cook-then-eat style video. Using a microwave does not count as cooking.

But that would require her actually eating the depressing soup she makes, instead of throwing it straight into the garbage and ordering a pizza like I'm sure she does as soon as she shuts that camera off.

I agree about the mukbangs. The original Korean ones look like they actually take effort to get delicious, varied food and they converse with their viewers. There is no comparison to these sad rednecks shoveling in reheated frozen shit in their grungy living room or car and calling it a 'mukbang'.
 
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She shows how much food the cats have in their bowls, but honestly, if it's dry food that's been sitting there all day, that's not good for the cats; fresh/canned food needs to be fed along with dry food everyday to ensure good health. But whatever, it's not like she cares.
 
I don't understand why she keeps lying about not feeding her animals human food. What's the point? We already know she gives Twinky hot cheetos (lord-jesus-help-her) And the story about the previous owner feeding rarity human food as an explanation to why she begs in the video, didn't she say she wasn't weaned yet when she got her? Even in this video she clearly says she will give her food from her plate 10:58
She really needs to keep a diary of what kind of shit she says, because this is becoming just ridiculous.
All that bowls stuffed with food, it explains why Twinky is slowly turning into a roly poly. Correct me if i'm wrong but isn't it unhealthy for a dog to eat cat food, they do have different dietary needs, or is Twinky forbidden from that room and is fed elsewhere?
 
I don't understand why she keeps lying about not feeding her animals human food. What's the point? We already know she gives Twinky hot cheetos (lord-jesus-help-her) And the story about the previous owner feeding rarity human food as an explanation to why she begs in the video, didn't she say she wasn't weaned yet when she got her? Even in this video she clearly says she will give her food from her plate 10:58
She really needs to keep a diary of what kind of shit she says, because this is becoming just ridiculous.
All that bowls stuffed with food, it explains why Twinky is slowly turning into a roly poly. Correct me if i'm wrong but isn't it unhealthy for a dog to eat cat food, they do have different dietary needs, or is Twinky forbidden from that room and is fed elsewhere?
You're right. Dogs can't control themselves eating the foods they find lying around the house. Dogs and cats have different needs and if you're leaving cat food around the house, I find that the dog will eat it most of the time unless it's really shit tasting food.
I jsut hope these animals are getting regular annual check ups at the vet.
 
It's really sad and disgusting but I don't think those animals are ever taken to the vet. Both AL and dusty don't give a shit about those animals. I'm surprised they've lasted this long with how much time they're all left alone to fend for themselves. I bet they still haven't gotten the youngest cats spayed/neutered, which means more fucking kittens in that garbage household.

I mean when they both used to work they would leave them alone for hours and hours. And AL quit her job to "look after her precious children" but she's either ignoring them most of the day or is gone shopping at Walmart and shoveling fatty restaurant food into her mouth.

And dustys already moved out so she probably doesn't give a shit anymore. Those animals need to be rescued immediately. I'm glad people are reporting them.
 
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