🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Boolean Bitch said:
While I agree with what you've posted and I totally get what you're saying, I can't help but think "So what? What's the difference?"
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It ultimately doesn't I suppose, it just that the question of Amber's evil deeds has me philosophical for a second. Aynway...
Neko GF said:

i am about to switch things up drastically.... | weigh in ep. 6​

(04/30/25)

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Thank you. So much for some downtime.

She's decided it's best for her to continue her schedule, probably because she has no other stream of incame and need food in her gob. Starts with 5 questions.

Q: How fast does cellulitis happen?
A: Says time between infection and symptoms can vary

Q: How many times did you eat at a restaurant in the last month?
A: Twice

Q: When were you diagnosed with the -demas?
A: In 2022

Q: Asking if Necky was truthful when saying Amber lied on her past what I ate videos.
A: Keeps talking for a looooooong time, so probably yeah. Hell she doesn't even really give an answer. She just says that she wouldn't include binges after she stopped filming for the day.

Q: Do you like being on GLP1s?
A: Yes, and claims she hates food. Thinks of going on ozempic AGAIN. Yeah ok fatty.

As for her goals...
Drink 3 waters a day: Success, says drinking water is like second nature to her now (news flash fucker, it should be first nature, you should MAINLY be drinking water)
Beat the feeling of defeat: Success

New goal: Do some more research on Ozempic.

Her cellulitis got better and she's been eating garbage, but was under her calories. "Im soo exhausted" shut up fatty.

New weight 514.2. Still fat, still wouldn't have sex with.

Thinks she's capable of breaking the cycle.
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Sorry if this one's even more barebones, but I have a massive tension headache, so I'd rather limit my exposure.

ETA: Recap of the new video will come later, I'll do that after a good night's sleep
 
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CatsCage said:
Amber claims she hasn't used a mobility scooter in years but it's clear she was using one in this video from this year. Body/shoulders don't move, she's close to the ground (and she's obviously not squatting to pick up that jerky)

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Vlog: "Second Semaglutide Shot, Getting Hit On By Guys, & Come Grocery Shopping with me" January 19 2025
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"Akshully. This is from December 2024 when I filmed this. Not this year. So it is almost a year from May, 2025."

-Probably Smuglynn
 
RedMage said:
"Akshully. This is from December 2024 when I filmed this. Not this year. So it is almost a year from May, 2025."

-Probably Smuglynn
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Plus she is like totally fine now that her stamina is shooooo good.

Not like that horrible heretic time in 2019 with that evil Beggy and all her plotting and schemes scams she cooked up.

This a new Amber and even if she flat out lies about anything and everything (I’m sure this bitch gets her groceries delivered so this all moot. The only time she goes actually shopping in person is when she convinces her mother to give her a ride) no matter how silly or pointless it may be that doesn’t mean she isn’t trying!

And if you try, you SUCCEED.

What I want to know is why does she lie? I no she is an addict and this pays for her drug of choice so I see the reason, but why does she insist on making these claims? Does she think this is the way to crease engagement? Does she truly believe these things?

Finally, I would like to know would she be saying these things to a psychiatrist one on one? How much of this is just show and how much of it is the actual Amberlynn Reid?

I know she’s fat and stupid, but she can’t really sit there and believe that she is happy with her progress? That she is “on the right track” and “deserves praise”?

She can’t be THAT dumb.
 
If this idiot was the least bit concerned about her gallbladder, she’d be following a low fat, low carb diet. Holy shit! The same one that’s good for her ‘demas. But she just wants to stuff fewd into her face and maintain her dainty gorlypop 500+ pound frame as best she can with things like: steak, ground beef, cheese, chorizo, fried fewd; you know, all the things someone with a diseased gallbladder should definitely be totally eating all the time

Her gallbladder is gonna explode before she does - maybe
 
OhDiscordia19! said:
If this idiot was the least bit concerned about her gallbladder, she’d be following a low fat, low carb diet. Holy shit! The same one that’s good for her ‘demas. But she just wants to stuff fewd into her face and maintain her dainty gorlypop 500+ pound frame as best she can with things like: steak, ground beef, cheese, chorizo, fried fewd; you know, all the things someone with a diseased gallbladder should definitely be totally eating all the time

Her gallbladder is gonna explode before she does - maybe
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Gallbladder problems suck, but food addicts really can't seem to shake eating those foods that trigger the abdominal pain. It is weird. Someone can know they have active stones. Someone can know they get pain every time they suck down a chili cheese dog, to the point where they will drive to the ER needing Dilaudid. They will AMA surgery, turn right around, and get another chili cheese dog. It boggles the mind.
 
Is Amber doing the lazy thing of telling a big lie so everyone runs to her comment section to say " That's naht troo!" so she gets lots of clicks and interaction and YouTube money that she will spend on greasy restaurant food to eat while laughing at how much smarter she is than her audience?

I mean, she's not wrong since it works so well.
 
FatalTater said:
Is Amber doing the lazy thing of telling a big lie so everyone runs to her comment section to say " That's naht troo!" so she gets lots of clicks and interaction and YouTube money that she will spend on greasy restaurant food to eat while laughing at how much smarter she is than her audience?

I mean, she's not wrong since it works so well.
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that's literally every video lol we should just shut this thread down tbh
 
FatalTater said:
Is Amber doing the lazy thing of telling a big lie so everyone runs to her comment section to say " That's naht troo!" so she gets lots of clicks and interaction and YouTube money that she will spend on greasy restaurant food to eat while laughing at how much smarter she is than her audience?

I mean, she's not wrong since it works so well.
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That's so funny. And smart.

And to think I wasted all that time in college so I could make inflammatory comments online for FREE.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
that's literally every video lol we should just shut this thread down tbh
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Nah. Shes single as a Pringle (no caretaker, no personality to siphon, and her mom is her only outlet for her bitterness and anger) and gained a bunch of weight just by a giant puddle that so totally happened (it didnt) and we even got a quick turn around from her "taking a break from youtube" ( her views are down she cant afford it)

Shes got nobody to actually blame for her weight gain, shes not wrapping her laygs and her dema will get worse, and summer is on its way. Ambers gotta break sometime and fatties get mega pissy in the heat.
 
Insulin reid said:
Shes got nobody to actually blame for her weight gain, shes not wrapping her laygs and her dema will get worse, and summer is on its way. Ambers gotta break sometime and fatties get mega pissy in the heat.
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These crashouts she's having are getting more unhinged every time. I only keep up with her now via Jordy and Karina (yeah yeah, I know; Karina can be very annoying when she gets on a high horse but at least she says the name of the Farms out loud whereas others treat it like a boogeyman) and I can't even begin to imagine what the poor dog and cat have to deal with in person. The desperation for a new wiper is very prevalent; I think it's dawning on her that Emily was likely her last chance at ever having a partner and even then she wasn't as loved as she thought she was, if even loved by Emily at all. Unless she pulls a "ackshualy gorlypops, I'm pansexual~" and gets a Trans Woman or Trans Man (who may or may not be a feeder) for a new wiper-partner, she's going to be forever alone in the love department.

And Amberlynn will probably be best known for washcloth counter twerking, which isn't something you can't live down easily.
 
I dunno, our gorl has an impressive history of finding someone to con into taking care of her. I'd imagine she has someone in the word work that she's working on scamming into a relationship. I just hope they're actually going to give us something to talk about because Emily and Jade were a bore and Alexis was just as ridiculous as Amber. Maybe they should date, that arc should hopefully be mildly interesting.
 
Kela de Thaym said:
These crashouts she's having are getting more unhinged every time. I only keep up with her now via Jordy and Karina (yeah yeah, I know; Karina can be very annoying when she gets on a high horse but at least she says the name of the Farms out loud whereas others treat it like a boogeyman) and I can't even begin to imagine what the poor dog and cat have to deal with in person. The desperation for a new wiper is very prevalent; I think it's dawning on her that Emily was likely her last chance at ever having a partner and even then she wasn't as loved as she thought she was, if even loved by Emily at all. Unless she pulls a "ackshualy gorlypops, I'm pansexual~" and gets a Trans Woman or Trans Man (who may or may not be a feeder) for a new wiper-partner, she's going to be forever alone in the love department.

And Amberlynn will probably be best known for washcloth counter twerking, which isn't something you can't live down easily.
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She may become non binary but we got all that from beck and her ex who's trans. Her ambabies are young and wont deal with any of her transphpbic bullshit so I doubt amber will do that haphazardly if at all. As soon as it wasn't cute or quirky to deadname and be transphobic she shut right the fuck up about that. The weird mean girl "othering" she does is out of style so if she does go ahead and do anything with anyone not labeling themselves a lesbian she's gonna have to be really careful not to piss her supporters off.
Agoodpotroast said:
I dunno, our gorl has an impressive history of finding someone to con into taking care of her. I'd imagine she has someone in the word work that she's working on scamming into a relationship. I just hope they're actually going to give us something to talk about because Emily and Jade were a bore and Alexis was just as ridiculous as Amber. Maybe they should date, that arc should hopefully be mildly interesting.
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She had her youth and a lot of money in order to do that. Now she's got neither. Lesbians love a fixer upper but not like this. She really hasn't grown up and she's solidly in her 30s. If she dates younger she's gotta have money and an ability or desire to go outside (no more pride trips staying inside the hotel room) and if she dates her age most people with the ability to take care of amber wont want to deal with this shit. Shes got a "here for a good time not a long time" mentality and we all know people with a grown age need a partner who can do some capable things and want to plan for a future but ambers just not that girl.

Theres simply nobody but some greasy neglectful man or non binary person with more issues than amber claims to have. That's her dating pool now and amber wont have that. They aren't capable, responsible, or messed up in the head enough to be madly in love with our gorl so shes staying single for now because she has to.
 
Bro she's massive, all her weight is going lower to her shelf and laaygs. I honestly don't know how she could use a bathroom. The Queen of gorlworld,
 
Neko GF said:

i was never told to go to the doctor, using scooters, & the craziest storytime | lets talk ep. 6​

(05/01/25)

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Thanks. Ahhhh, not looking forward to this double feature. Oh well.

Short greeting and then we get started immediately.
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour

Cinnamoroll.cherry: Girl, it's not fatphobia if you're literally over 500 pounds... (2 hearts)
A: Says that makes no sense

LouSimina: I liked this so much ❤️ love your confidence and positivity in this episode ❤️ yes always stand up for yourself, always use your voice and don't let anyone trump on you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (8 hearts)
A: Thanks them

Ladywhistledown-f1f: You use electric carts and you KNOW you do. And there's a zero percent chance that you don't have diabetes (5 hearts)
A: Will address the scooter thing later and denies even being pre diabetic

Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea

Q: How do you say you're accountable when you don't film your worst days of eating?
A: Because of the backlash.

Q: Did you say your therapist suggested the BPD workbook?
A: Yes, the AMDR therapist did

Q: Why do you go against the advice of professionals, knowing it has gotten you absolutely nowhere?
A: She says she gets a lot contradicting advice, and what works for one, might not... yeah we've heard this more than enough times.

Q: Someone asks her why she lies about not being allowed to bring outside food into the bingo hall.
A: Insists that it's not allowed in her bingo hall.

Segment 3: The Lynnterview

Q: Do you somtimes look back at your old footage and what would you tell yourself? What would be the first thing you'd want to do at your goal weight?
A: Yes she does, and she would tell herself the same things she would the last 5 fucking times she got this question (lose weight and save money, don't share everything). Doesn't know what her goal weight is, wants to hop on a plane and go travel.

Q: Asker, for some reason, tells Amber about how she clogged the toilet and they don't have a plunger. Asks if Amber has any embarassing toilet clogging stories?
A: Says she doesn't have any.

Q: If you could collab with any YouTuber of your choice, who'd it be?
A: Someone from the lolcow universe

Q: How do you remain so graceful in this situation?
A: She doesn't know.

Q: Why do you not take your estrogen anymore, or your blood pressure medicine? WHy do you not take any mood stabilizers you used to be on? Why do you not take any vitamins?
A: The BP medicine made her nauseous, so her doctor took her off of it, says the estrogen was prescribed erroneously. Thought she was happier without it when she stopped taking it for a while. Says she does take vitamins.

Segment 4: Tea or Tale

R: Amberlynn rides scooters in the store, and Amberlynn doesn't even go grocery shopping.
A: Tries to present some clips of her walking in the store, but, we have also seen that video where you where in fact not lumbering, and you did not bend to reach the lower shelf, so stfu on "I haven't used a scooter in years".

R: Amber overexplains herself when she is lying.
A: Says her overexplaing comes from trauma and is a stress response (uhuh, except overxplaining and insisting is one of the more easily identifiable signs that somone is lying.)

R: Beck kept urging Amberlynn to go to the doctor for her constant bleeding.
A: Said that Necky did not do that, and that Necky usually accused her of being a hypochondriac.

Segment 5: Bad Choices

Q: Would you drink a cup of human blood for 5000$?
A: Never.

Q: Have you ever been cut off at a bar?
A: No.

Q: If you were a therapist, would you sleep with your patients?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever facetimed someone naked?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever puked and rallied?
A: Maybe once or twice. One time being with Dana and Destiny.

Kissy outro and byeee...

...except not cuz I still gotta do one of these.
Thankfully short, compared to her other QnA videos in any case.
UsedUp said:
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Alright, here's the PreserveTube link. We got a fat bitch crying in the thumbnail, so I know there's gonna be some bullshit.

Announces that she's feeling detached. Shows us the remnants of her previous meal, that being cracker barrel meatloaf, hash browns and mashed potatoes, also green beans and dumplings. Also got herself a chocolate chip cookie to snack on later. Says cracker barrel tastes like hospital food.

Ugh, says the What I Ate Today video has been cancelled, and we're about to get a teary eyed video on how much she's struggleen. Look, guys, I don't mind doing these recaps for you all, but would you think ill of me if I summarized this entire thing as just one big fat self pity sesh? The most relevant part of this is her talking about how she's thinking and looking into GLP1s. Also thanks her members for her support and assures them the money's going toward self improvement.

Says she put in a request to see a provider, and thinks about seeing a dietician. The rest is just her blubbering some more.
Well now, that one's very short and very funny. Fatty has a lil cry about her health and being fat, says she wants to take weightloss meds again and is thinking about seeing a dietician.
 
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I know the crap she tells people, but there was never any gallbladder problems. The absolute best response Amber ever had was in VA. The 89 lbs. this took her 9 months at almost 400 pounds to achieve. Hardly a blistering rate of speed. Definitely not enough to throw her metabolisms out of whack ten years later.
 
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