Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She went on a snapchat rant about how she needs to get her shit together and lose weight and be motivated etc. Then she said she had a "random late night thought" of giving away all her crappy processed food and buying healthier fresh food. She followed that by saying "but I'm sure tomorrow morning I'll change my mind".

What should be a very basic obvious step to weightloss - eating better food and getting rid of unhealthy temptations - is something that's so far out of her grasp it's sad.
 
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tentacake said:
She went on a snapchat rant about how she needs to get her shit together and lose weight and be motivated etc. Then she said she had a "random late night thought" of giving away all her crappy processed food and buying healthier fresh food. She followed that by saying "but I'm sure tomorrow morning I'll change my mind".

What should be a very basic obvious step to weightloss - eating better food and getting rid of unhealthy temptations - is something that's so far out of her grasp it's sad.
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Omg I was cringing so much during that. The way she talks is so annoying. Does she really think she's being cute? She's nearly 30 years old.
And I love how just now all of the sudden she's thinking about losing weight and only to look "cuter." Not because of the fact that she's likely got Type 2 Diabetes or could become completely immobile. Just to look cuterrrrrr.
 
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haygurlhay said:
Omg I was cringing so much during that. The way she talks is so annoying. Does she really think she's being cute? She's nearly 30 years old.
And I love how just now all of the sudden she's thinking about losing weight and only to look "cuter." Not because of the fact that she's likely got Type 2 Diabetes or could become completely immobile. Just to look cuterrrrrr.
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OMG so, like, gorl. I was just, randomly, like, thinking, and I was like, omg, I should lose weight? Cuz then I could be wayyyy cuter and slay everyone's lives. Diabetes? Not me guuuuurl! Omg Target and Cheesecake Factory are baeeee, I couldn't live without my carbs gurl. *annoying lip smack*
 
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She says she knows what to do and then shows she doesn't really. No plan, she'll give her food away and shop for meats, fruits, nuts, and other things...but no calorie counting. And apparently, some girl she follows eats a normal amount of food but it seems "so small" to AL. It's the way everybody eats.

She ends with asking us to tell her to do it, but if we really did, we'd go right on her hater list.

She's right, she'll wake up in the morning and go, "wha? Me? Girl, who am I? Lezbereal, it was the middle of the night and I have no bae, I was jus'sayn' and lonely" And then she go back to her regular behavior eating enough for 4 fit men.

And she'll never understand that right there is why she's a cow. She has a problem, knows what it is, knows what to do to solve it , and announces she wants to and will. Then she'll go right back to same ol same old Amberlynn, because she doesn't have it in her to withstand the teeniest amount of discomfort, much less change her eating habits for life and if anybody points it out to her she chimps out.

That victim shit is funny.
 
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What amazes with big AL and other fat cows on here is that while they eat shit food it's the amount of shit food they eat that really dooms them to super obesity. I'm constantly stunned at the size of AL's meals and portion sizes. The amount of food she consumes in one meal would probably tide me and any other normal person over for one to two days. If Amberlynn cut her portion size by 75% she would probably be okay. She may not be thin but she wouldn't nearly as obese as she is currently.

But her problem seems to be comfort eating and eating until she feels full (which given the probable size of her stomach at this point must take a lot) so she will have to commit to eating super heathy, low carb, lean fats, no sugar meals which ain't going to happen. Way too much discipline, prep and work involved, way easier to just go China Buffet and stuff her face.
 
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So on a live stream with Bitchin and Eatin, Amberlynn has admitted to being Damon White. Someone captured it on the YouNow stream: If you look at the first five clips, Amberlynn admits to making a dummy account named "Damon White" to whiteknight herself on "hate groups".

I posted about this before, people at the Facebook group figured out long ago she was Damon White because Damon had encyclopaedic knowledge about Amberlynn. It's actually amusing and scary how convincing she may seem to the average person. She maintained for a long time she did not lurk the Facebook or hate sites, and that she had "eyes and ears", and denied for a long time she knew anything about Damon. What made her want to admit the truth now?

With this knowledge, I went to look at the old Damon White screenshots, it's funny now to see what Amberlynn was saying about herself:

http://imgur.com/a/KTafN
http://imgur.com/a/YUNEX
 
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I'm not in that facebook group, but I would have suspected he was AL when he started with the "Kasey is guilty because AL privately messaged him" logic. I don't think anyone believed AL over Kasey, at least not openly.
God this is all so cringey though. And Damien's posting style is the same as AL. Saying LOL everytime she get frustrated.
 
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tentacake said:
OMG so, like, gorl. I was just, randomly, like, thinking, and I was like, omg, I should lose weight? Cuz then I could be wayyyy cuter and slay everyone's lives. Diabetes? Not me guuuuurl! Omg Target and Cheesecake Factory are baeeee, I couldn't live without my carbs gurl. *annoying lip smack*
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I must be missing something awesome about Cheesecake Factory food... I don't get why she loves it so much. I had it once and it was overpriced meh. I mean, they do have good cheesecake.

Unless that's like the only semi decent restaurant around them in Bumfuck and its all she has to cling to...
 
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PropaGONDA said:
So on a live stream with Bitchin and Eatin, Amberlynn has admitted to being Damon White. Someone captured it on the YouNow stream: If you look at the first five clips, Amberlynn admits to making a dummy account named "Damon White" to whiteknight herself on "hate groups".

I posted about this before, people at the Facebook group figured out long ago she was Damon White because Damon had encyclopaedic knowledge about Amberlynn. It's actually amusing and scary how convincing she may seem to the average person. She maintained for a long time she did not lurk the Facebook or hate sites, and that she had "eyes and ears", and denied for a long time she knew anything about Damon. What made her want to admit the truth now?

With this knowledge, I went to look at the old Damon White screenshots, it's funny now to see what Amberlynn was saying about herself:

http://imgur.com/a/KTafN
http://imgur.com/a/YUNEX
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I love how Amberlynn just spilled the tea all over her own damn self. That's another level of cluelessness and attention whoring.

It's also just sad as hell that she would spread such obvious bullshit about her own self, I mean making $4k/month? Is that why you live in low income housing, eat exclusively canned, frozen shit, can't even afford a new bra, and "splurge" on $3 chokers? The dummy has no idea what a $4k/month lifestyle looks like.
 
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Tazz said:
For workers comp it is different with every state. How was she hurt at the job? She would need to show I.D. at every doctors appointment. Without that, the workers comp doctor will not see you. You need to have continuing documented doctors visits. Being fat and having outstanding medial issues such as a generic back issue will not get you anywhere close to a workers comp claim.
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I would think it would be more like, her saying she was having stress and anxiety from the job and every time she went to the bathroom a supervisor would run in after her and tell her to get back to work. I don't know how true that is but the company could get in big trouble if they really did that. If she was being lazy and spending too much time in the bathroom they should be writing her up and work on getting her fired. Maybe she used that as ammo?
 
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KicDaKitty said:
I would think it would be more like, her saying she was having stress and anxiety from the job and every time she went to the bathroom a supervisor would run in after her and tell her to get back to work. I don't know how true that is but the company could get in big trouble if they really did that. If she was being lazy and spending too much time in the bathroom they should be writing her up and work on getting her fired. Maybe she used that as ammo?
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That never happened. Just another lie. Nobody would ever believe management is hanging around bathrooms., ever. Such a childish story.

And really, all we know about her job is what she said. For all we know, she was fired.

She is the one who told people that a call center job was government work. She's the one who inflated her minimum wage salary. She's the one who said she quit. For all we know, she was fired first and then came out and made a big scene about walking off the job.

Nothing that girl says is the truth. And now we discover she had to pretend to be a big black dude to back up her own stories? How crazy is that, the attention hog.

Girl has some serious mental problems-she's quite unstable. You don't need to see her fat to know that-she could be skinny as Eugenia Cooney and still be a kook. Eugenia has her own eating disorder but she's showing about ten times more than Hamberlynns maturity level. Eugenia is as mature as Hamburger is fat.

Hamber desperately needs mental help but she'll never do it.
 
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