Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[foundmortality]

She'll never make up for these missing streams. They'll be deemed too overwhelming for her mentals and be dismissed soon.

I hope her channel members find peace in the fact that during this absence, she's using their money to play with Legos and take pictures of her flub in Torrid's sexiest bedsheet.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Personal things = bingo has a two for one night. That is my guess.

 

[Poochie_Mama]

She is fat but I think the weird lumpiness is because her underwear are too small and the waistband is cutting into her gunt. Would explain why she likes lace underwear so much, the elastic is more forgiving

Considering her wiping issues, the thought of her wearing lace underwear makes me want to vomit.

 

[pippeyyy]

Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

I mean, I laughed. I'm only human.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

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I mean, I laughed. I'm only human.

Ehh shit like this humanizes her and there is bound to be idiots who don’t realize this is done in jest.

Like they say, any press is good press and all this does is make Amber seem like an innocent idiot rather than the fat fucking bitch she is.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

And to think some stupid idiots are paying for this shit

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Trust Amberlynn to completely fumble a golden opportunity. With Chantal still awol and reactors starved of content Amber could totally swoop in and claim back her gorlworld crown by giving us some rumours and speckulashions, a new wiper, a weigh in, leeeeeeduhurlly anything. But no, this dumb sack of cooking oil is going to go to bingo and sulk about her mentuls or some shit like the shiftless retard that she is.

 

[Plague Dog]

I kind of believe her about the broken scale (although she may just be over the limit). So I bet she's trying to get down to the weight she wants to see, alternating with eating her feelings about it.

But she'll need money soon.

 

[hamber's shelfbutt]

Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

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I mean, I laughed. I'm only human.

This is actually kind of a bop.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

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I mean, I laughed. I'm only human.

One of the most stupid and funny things I have ever heard her say was that, she dindt' believe in the moon landing because she had a feeling about it, or some shit like that, She can't even come up with a good story or conspacy theory, this bitch is a dumb fuck, her brain is a ball of lard, I'm surprises she's capable to doing anything at all.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.

 

[pippeyyy]

"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.

Y'all have to remember her claims of seeing UFOs. She even recorded one, and it was just some non-commercial plane. She made this whole story up about driving back from Becky's sister's house and seeing a UFO zip around the sky, and she claimed she and Becky "felt weird" after seeing it. I remember because it was so fucking funny. Amber and Becky were so convinced that what they saw were aliens that they claimed nightmares about them began, and Becky went on and on about all the times she's seen them. It was a really funny few weeks.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She was also into “chemtrails” well into the Becky era. Which consisted of pointing at the clouds left by jets and stating “chemtrails.” Even her attempts at being a conspiracy nutter are so minimum effort that it’s more akin to scraping the barrel.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

Last time she had a significant amount of absence, she had Emily visiting. Maybe a new wipey is visiting? Or she is just so afraid that everyone will find out she's 550lbs instead of 513 that she's trying to lose weight (lol) for the new scale. Either way bitch is missing out on an opportunity with Chantal being gone.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Last time she had a significant amount of absence, she had Emily visiting. Maybe a new wipey is visiting? Or she is just so afraid that everyone will find out she's 550lbs instead of 513 that she's trying to lose weight (lol) for the new scale. Either way bitch is missing out on an opportunity with Chantal being gone.

I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Or she is just so afraid that everyone will find out she's 550lbs instead of 513

She's gotta be closer to 650. She's an absolute blimp

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Can people fill me in on this idea that she is “ruining” her opportunity in regards to the gunt situation?

Yeah I get the idea that people, especially bottom of the barrel reaction channels, are starving for some fresh milk but it’s not like people were watching her channel in the first place.

Anything she puts out is just gonna clipped farmed and used by hayders.

If anything, this is sort of a power play on her part; the bitching and whining I’m seeing and reading just proves how much people miss her. They aren’t questioning her actions (or lack of) out of love or concern for her wellbeing but because she isn’t giving us (me included) the dopamine hits we have become accustomed to.

Not that they should care but reactors want them clicks and are pissed off she ain’t producing.

This is not a defense of the fat bitch but more of critique on the situation.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.

Crash diets used to work in her 20s, but she’s about to be in for a very rude awakening now that she’s entering mid 30s. Things don’t work the way they used to.

Shes always been this way, so smug about being able to lose the weight at any time when needed. Like during her stupid weight loss surgery arc, and she was expected to lose 1 pound a week. So in her mind she thought ‘oh, I can just eat however I want and then the weekend before the appointment I’ll just diet and lose it’. But it won’t work that way anymore.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.

Yeah, when was the last time a conspiracy theory graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Radcliffe, published 14 books, and was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

I’m not whining for Amber to reappear, and am glad that the reactors i watch have branched out.

Hecticana did Anna OBrien, and the Ankle started doing retro reacts of Foodie Beauty. I have limited knowledge of FB and started watching her during the Nader/drugs era, so a kitchen table mukbang with Peetz is hardly enthralling, but whatever. The Ankle is also covering that weird Gypsy person. And Zachary Michael covered Grav3yard Girl.

They obviously see the need to diversify, and more power to them. Amber can fuck right off. Even her freakish size, delusions, and manufactured drama can’t make her interesting.

 

[owlbear_bearian]

I actually started watching some of ZM's more recent off brand stuff and it's not bad. The ALR thing is getting worn out. People are doing the best they can with scraps, but it's just the same fucking song. Even reacts can't make it worth watching anymore. Time to move on and let her series finale herself in peace.