Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.

That's absolutely more plausible than her having a new carer/gf. Or any partner really. Shes been eating her feelings I bet off camera. Shes alone, mommalynn has held firm boundaries and shes still got nobody and no one to film alongside her. Her wearing that god awful dress with the pockets directly below her weird side titties shows just how dire things have become, and without weigh ins shes lost one important piece of content. Im pretty sure shes stretched herself out of 5 and 6X dresses she uses as shirts and the only thing left is either those 7 and 8x mumu grandma dresses or a literal bedsheet.

Everyone else saying shes getting too old to crash diet is right and shes too sad and emotionally turbulent to not regulate with food so shes just out of control and in a bad spot.

I actually started watching some of ZM's more recent off brand stuff and it's not bad. The ALR thing is getting worn out. People are doing the best they can with scraps, but it's just the same fucking song. Even reacts can't make it worth watching anymore. Time to move on and let her series finale herself in peace.

That's when the real crash out will begin. Amber slipping into irrelevance will be the end of her. She could go embrace fat fetishist stuff and make a living off that while her youtube channel dies or she may drastically rebrand and try and stick with a new amberlynn persona to keep views up. Amber would never slip quietly into irrelevance, her narcissistic tendencies won't allow it. Thats why this is fun.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Honestly maybe unpopular opinion but I rather prefer the current content drought. Not having to recap anything is a big plus, but disregarding that, I'd rather have no milk than bad milk.

It's unfortunately a fact that Amber is at the end of her cowspan. She can't secure any side characters for too long, there is no interesting medical crisis happening and she's too fat and wimpy to do anything exciting and too narcissistic to intentionally debase herself for content. The last two interesting things on the channel were the death feeder and the Becky shitrag reveal, so unless she somehow snags the next Something Awful murderer or something of the like, I don't think she'll be relevant anytime soon.

Really, the biggest chance we have for some milk is with her eventual death and subsequent potential crematorium fire.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber has dried up, just like ADF and many before her.

Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever? The teens and 20-something without pesky adblockers and plenty of time want something else, elsewhere. She's too old, too boring, and too fat.

 

[HackerX]

Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever?

She doesn't comprehend this abstract concept called "the future". It's not even that she thought the YouTube dollarydoos would last forever. The idea of 'tomorrow' never occurred to her, much less 5, 10, 20 years from now.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber has dried up, just like ADF and many before her.

Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever? The teens and 20-something without pesky adblockers and plenty of time want something else, elsewhere. She's too old, too boring, and too fat.

She had the perfect opportunity to build up some wealth back in the day. She is an aggressively stupid person and would rather wear her wealth as lard on her disgusting deformed blubbery body.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

She had the perfect opportunity to build up some wealth back in the day. She is an aggressively stupid person and would rather wear her wealth as lard on her disgusting deformed blubbery body.

She could have bought a fucking house in Kentucky with the coin she was getting. If not that than maybe a condo but actual property.

Especially when mortgages were like 2%.

It boggles the mind to think how much she has wasted on food, plastic crap, and keeping her caretakers fed and dressed in Hot Topic garbage.

Hell she could probably even charge the gays rent at a discount and still be up finically.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Please keep us updated on this. It is hilarious.

 

[Thumb Butler]

She could have bought a fucking house in Kentucky with the coin she was getting.

True, but even Amber couldn't eat a house.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

The last two interesting things on the channel were the death feeder and the Becky shitrag reveal, so unless she somehow snags the next Something Awful murderer or something of the like, I don't think she'll be relevant anytime soon.

Amber's been a long-time cow with a lot of notable moments, but the Amberverse finally peaked with the "countertop towel twerk to wipe" reveal. There'd been some hecticana moments in our gorlypop's life before then after the Wipey drought (dating a feeder, trying the U-Haul Lesbian move on Emily only to have it blow up in her face with Rarity dead because of it), but how in the hell do you ever top that? It's been a rapid downhill slide ever since.

The only thing that might top the washcloth wipe reveal would be Amber starting an OnlyFans, but it wouldn't last long for the same reasons Chantal quickly torpedoed hers.

 

[Insulin reid]

She could have bought a fucking house in Kentucky with the coin she was getting. If not that than maybe a condo but actual property.

Especially when mortgages were like 2%.

It boggles the mind to think how much she has wasted on food, plastic crap, and keeping her caretakers fed and dressed in Hot Topic garbage.

Hell she could probably even charge the gays rent at a discount and still be up finically.

She could have bought several houses in Kentucky with what she was making. Ambers dumb ass having a home? Renting it out to her "friends" and staying in it would have gotten her more views and kept her money coming in. If she was smart she would have bought a home, piled the fags into a new fag shanty and amber could have let her bpd run rampant. Imagine Ricky throwing out two week old amber soup slop from the fridge and that gets him a 3 day notice slapped on his bedroom door printed out from somewhere on Google with a watermark still on it. She would have signed in a sparkly gel pen to let them know she means business only to have beck be upset with her about it and tell her that if they leave shes gonna have to look for new renters. Imagine the tug of war between getting the boys to behave so they stay vs the effort of yelling at beck to put up a craigslist ad and hope the new person doesn't mind a bloody mattress.
It would be like some weird mix of DIY hgtv shit/hoarders/MTV cribs.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

What do you guys and gals make of this ? How/why would Amber be in an assisted living place all of a sudden ? Sounds like BS to me.

 

[Constellationzero]

What do you guys and gals make of this ? How/why would Amber be in an assisted living place all of a sudden ? Sounds like BS to me.

Umm...

Who's paying for that? Hambutt doesn't qualify for SSDI or SSI. Her income is too high. She CANNOT have any savings or stock or mutual funds that DRS/DHS can find.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She could have bought a fucking house in Kentucky with the coin she was getting. If not that than maybe a condo but actual property.

Especially when mortgages were like 2%.

It boggles the mind to think how much she has wasted on food, plastic crap, and keeping her caretakers fed and dressed in Hot Topic garbage.

Hell she could probably even charge the gays rent at a discount and still be up finically.

Maybe she knows she won't live long enough to enjoy a house. Also, she's too stupid useless and fat for home maintenance.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Maybe she knows she won't live long enough to enjoy a house. Also, she's too stupid useless and fat for home maintenance.

No, it's seriously "I hate Kentucky I want to live in CaLiFoRnIa I won't buy property until I'm there" mindset that kept her from doing the intelligent thing and investing her money in something for future profit.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

What do you guys and gals make of this ? How/why would Amber be in an assisted living place all of a sudden ? Sounds like BS to me.

Fake and gay, pretty sure autistic kiwis found the apartment complex she's living in many pages back. Iirc if anything, she's living in an "accessible" apartment but I'm not sure right now.

ETA: Also yeah had Amber invested the money she made in her prime into some property she could coast by a lot more comfortably right now. But alas, this lack of foresight is one of the many reasons she attained cowhood.

 

[WasabiPastas]

No, it's seriously "I hate Kentucky I want to live in CaLiFoRnIa I won't buy property until I'm there" mindset that kept her from doing the intelligent thing and investing her money in something for future profit.

With the coin she was making she could have just as easily bought property in California and used a property management company to rent it out until she gets there. Would have been good future proofing for a declining income.

But to be honest she doesn't exactly have much of a long future any way so maybe it doesn't matter all that much.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Honestly I'm split evenly between
New wipey visiteeen
Week long bingeeen
Short crash dieteeen
Either one of those options is equally possible since they all fit the MO

What do you guys and gals make of this ? How/why would Amber be in an assisted living place all of a sudden ? Sounds like BS to me.

She's always been in an ADA apartment as long as she's been back in OK. That's the only reason she fits through the doors is because they're 60" wide because they're installed for people in power wheelchairs. Same reason the light switches, door knobs, cabinets, shelves, countertops, and everything else is only 3' off the ground.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

What do you guys and gals make of this ? How/why would Amber be in an assisted living place all of a sudden ? Sounds like BS to me.

I too have my doubts but if there every was a 31 year old woman without any diagnosed retardation (an actual diagnose; not the BS she pulls out of her butt shelf) who needed to live in an assisted living facility, it would be Amber. The bitch can’t even wipe her own ass.

Maybe the place specializes in fatties regardless of age but that too is a big doubt. I guess she could possibly afford it if she gave up Ubereats and moved out of her ADA approved apartment but at some point she’d would need to vlog again just to keep up the payments and that probably is a no no in place like that.

That said, I do believe her yt income is higher than most people think it is due to how “popular” she is. Her viewing numbers clearly are down but I still hold firmly the belief that yt pays her a higher CPM (or whatever the fuck it is called) solely due to the fact her shit is clipped by reaction channels galore. She might not get the views directly but she does create a lot of views in general and I believe yt recognizes that and thusly pays her more than the average vlogger. One upload from Amber creates god knows how many videos for yt to monetize.

They want to keep the pig happy.

My crackpot theory is that she finally broke down and signed up for My 600 pound life. That or (god forbid) her own TLC show.

Edit - syntax and spelling errors

 

[Plague Dog]

Amber is back, but I'm on mobile so I can't archive.

 

[Jewish Shart]

TLDR: This stupid bitch “cracked her tooth” on a damn chicken tender at Bingo.