Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HerpDerp]

HAHAHA! Who did this?

 

[Dr.Research]

Even her teeth gross me out

They're so tiny. And at the closeup you can really tell it looks like a picket fence in her mouth. The last time she saw a dentist was probably when she was in the system.

But as atrocious as she is, I can kinda cut her some slack for bad teeth. Dental work is notoriously expensive and it's not uncommon for people to let the dentist go before a GP. I know some offices do new customer specials where you can get a cleaning and X-rays for a lower out of pocket cost (I think I paid $79 or so) but that's only a temporary solution, especially if you need actual work done.

Physically, her teeth look a bit mangled but I'd chalk that up to not having braces when needed. The actual color is off, but then again most normal people don't have pure #ffffff shade teeth. They look more dull than yellow which can be expected if you don't take great care of your teeth but also don't drink tea/coffee or smoke constantly.

 

[C3PBRO]

Big AL goes shopping again with "Good luck with that" girl. I'm surprised she asked AL to go along since she doesn't seem enthused to be vlogged either time. Something something look like a hot mess today. Big AL orders 940 calories worth of pasta and shrimp (assuming she ate nothing else at that meal). Then it's off to shop for wedding stuff at motherfucking Party City. You can't hide that filthy bra in dim lighting, big AL, I can smell it through my monitor.

 

[EH 110]

A wedding bouquet from Hobby Lobby, decorations from Party City, and cowboy boots? Where do you think the dress will come from? TJ Maxx, maybe, or Goodwill? I have no words. She's beyond tacky.

 

[Xenomorph]

Big AL goes shopping again with "Good luck with that" girl. I'm surprised she asked AL to go along since she doesn't seem enthused to be vlogged either time. Something something look like a hot mess today. Big AL orders 940 calories worth of pasta and shrimp (assuming she ate nothing else at that meal). Then it's off to shop for wedding stuff at motherfucking Party City. You can't hide that filthy bra in dim lighting, big AL, I can smell it through my monitor.

Yeee-haw. They are country af.

 

[angelicbitch]

Big AL goes shopping again with "Good luck with that" girl. I'm surprised she asked AL to go along since she doesn't seem enthused to be vlogged either time. Something something look like a hot mess today. Big AL orders 940 calories worth of pasta and shrimp (assuming she ate nothing else at that meal). Then it's off to shop for wedding stuff at motherfucking Party City. You can't hide that filthy bra in dim lighting, big AL, I can smell it through my monitor.

Seems like she's filling in her eyebrows more

 

[HickoryDickory]

I like the part where Amberlynn quickly turns away from her own reflection. (Probably because it shows her body)

Also, her waddling is very evident in the Party City clips. How much tilt must she exert to gain momentum... She must tip at least a foot either way.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

Sorry it's blurry, but she only stopped for a second. Goals you guise! Is Mary pregnant or just really fat?

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Mary does look pregnant. And the way she touched her abdomen at the party store makes me think it's a possibility.

 

[EH 110]

#rolls, I mean #goals

 

[haygurlhay]

Waddling on point, gorl.

 

[Whovian1983]

Mary does look pregnant. And the way she touched her abdomen at the party store makes me think it's a possibility.

Plus a few snaps back there was a Graco box in the backseat of Mary's car.

 

[Lyssa]

She doesn't think she can pull off a hair tie, but she thinks two chins go well with a choker?

 

[Xenomorph]

"Im Amberlyn Reid with a normal life, like whhhhhhaaaaat?"

No you are not normal, nothing about you is.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Big AL goes shopping again with "Good luck with that" girl. I'm surprised she asked AL to go along since she doesn't seem enthused to be vlogged either time. Something something look like a hot mess today. Big AL orders 940 calories worth of pasta and shrimp (assuming she ate nothing else at that meal). Then it's off to shop for wedding stuff at motherfucking Party City. You can't hide that filthy bra in dim lighting, big AL, I can smell it through my monitor.

"I'm just not feeling this outfit."

Bitch, you forfeited your right to feel any outfit when you ballooned up to the weight equivalent of three average sized women. At 500 pounds you should be feeling a gastric bypass surgery and a goddamned patient gown. And that mermaid on her choker suffocated under the weight of AL's chins 30 seconds after she put it on.

 

[angelicbitch]

Spoiler: Seems like she's been filling in her eyebrows - confirmed

 

[BubbaGumpShraaamp]

Sorry to be such a noob, but how do ya'll add pictures directly to the text without adding it as an attached file if you have the picture saved on your PC?

 

[Strange Relic]

My favourite part of that video is right at the start when she said she wish she wore a black cardigan but she had to leave soon.
I want to know how long it would have taken her to walk up the stairs, (assuming she's even downstairs ready to go) and grab a black one.
gorl lezbereal that's a full workout for her

 

[Lyssa]

Spoiler: Seems like she's been filling in her eyebrows - confirmed

Jesus, it looks like she has two big ass caterpillars sitting on her forehead.

 

[The Lotus]

I think I prefer them like this if that's how she's gonna fill in her eyebrows.