Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sadcake]

hey, new here. long time lurker. finally decided to join the convo.

why tf would you mention in your fb description that you're diabetic? what defines your personality is that you're overweight and consequently diabetic? and she mentions it so casually as if she's just saying her zodiac sign or something. jfc.

Because illness = identity on the internet.

In AL's world I would think getting knocked-up is the number one way her fat hetero friends manage to drag a guy down the aisle wearing their cowboy boots and TJ Maxx maternity wedding dress.

There is a plague of obese whales now that are literally so fat you can't tell if their seven months pregnant or not, it's so gross. I watched one of those fat shows where the woman was pregnant you you literally couldn't tell the difference. 20 lbs of baby weight makes no difference when you have 400 lbs of woman.

It's even worse because obese women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat more because they 'need to gain weight" which it utter bullshit. Doctors advise obese women to LOSE weight during pregnancy due to all the associated health risks to mother and baby.

Even in healthy pregnancy the suggested calorie increase is only about 200 Cal's. That's like. one slice of bread.

 

[HerpDerp]

Here's some perspective for you. In the video you can hear her sides smoosh as she pushes through the doorway. Amberlynn, like, who are you even? Get it together, gorl. I mean, lezbereal. We know you read this. You have a serious problem and you're going to die a miserable death. It's a thing. *Hand under chin. Tongue out*

 

[EH 110]

I wish she'd stop wearing those flowy "Golden Girls" shirts. No one her age who is a normal size would be caught dead in one. Even Amy Slaton doesn't wear them. I know Big Al wouldn't dress that way if she wasn't 8XL.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I wish she'd stop wearing those flowy "Golden Girls" shirts. No one her age who is a normal size would be caught dead in one. Even Amy Slaton doesn't wear them. I know Big Al wouldn't dress that way if she wasn't 8XL.

Eh. That kind of stuff has been popular around this time of year for the past couple of years. It's inspired by the stuff people wear to spring music festivals like Coachella.

 

[EH 110]

Eh. That kind of stuff has been popular around this time of year for the past couple of years. It's inspired by the stuff people wear to spring music festivals like Coachella.

I don't see anyone of any age dressed like that around here. I always figured Big Al wears them thinking they hide some of her rolls. If she does think that, she's wrong.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I don't see anyone of any age dressed like that around here. I always figured Big Al wears them thinking they hide some of her rolls. If she does think that, she's wrong.

She probably does think flowy clothes are roll-disguising, but skinny people wear the boho-chic Stevie Nicks drag, too, so she probably thinks she's stylish, as well. Probably comes from Walmart and not Urban Outfitters or Free People, though.

 

[pickleniggo]

I have no problem with the whole boho/kimono style really. When it's done right it's a really nice look and a comfortable style for spring/summer.

I'm not sure AL's main reason for wearing them is style. She only wears open cardigans and kimonos because they don't constrict her and she thinks she can cover herself with them. But it's kind of pointless to even try to hide when you're that big.

 

[C3PBRO]

Oh my god, I felt irrational rage when she talks about this expensive, yet vague-AF weight loss program she's supposedly slaving for the attention of. The only way that story could have been more fake is if she'd backflipped onto a robot dinosaur and rode away.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Very evident here in this video

if you look at the ankles poking out from under the pant legs.

Bet she can't do that anymore.

 

[Xenomorph]

I wish she'd stop wearing those flowy "Golden Girls" shirts. No one her age who is a normal size would be caught dead in one. Even Amy Slaton doesn't wear them. I know Big Al wouldn't dress that way if she wasn't 8XL.

I love cardigans and kimonos. They are cute and comfy but they are suppose to hang hers couldn't even close and are skin tight

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Did I read that wrong? Did Big Al finally admit she's diabetic?

 

[HerpDerp]

Did I read that wrong? Did Big Al finally admit she's diabetic?

Where did you read that? Also, you can see who drove her to Virginia in her latest snap of you look in her sunglasses. Looks like a Becky head to me.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

View attachment 206601 View attachment 206600 Here's some perspective for you. In the video you can hear her sides smoosh as she pushes through the doorway. Amberlynn, like, who are you even? Get it together, gorl. I mean, lezbereal. We know you read this. You have a serious problem and you're going to die a miserable death. It's a thing. *Hand under chin. Tongue out*

Holy shit I thought those pics were some sort of illusion or the girl was jumping in midair. I didn't even notice that humongous black mass filling the doorway. Jfc.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I read it wrong. That person was talking about Sharla. I'll just see myself out

 

[mookbongz]

 

[Xenomorph]

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heh, look how high shes holding that phone

 

[HerpDerp]

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Is that you, Becky?

 

[mookbongz]

I wonder why she's not sitting in the front? Is it because she can't fit?

 

[Xenomorph]

I wonder why she's not sitting in the front? Is it because she can't fit?

Of course she cant fit also i bet she lays sideways cause her legs go numb during long drives. I bet she feels like a star too but chauffeured around

 

[mookbongz]

Of course she cant fit also i bet she lays sideways cause he legs go numb during long drives. I bet she feels like a star too but chauffeured around

SO she lies like a beached whale in the back of the car while someone drives her for hours on end. Christ. How does she find these people ?!