Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[haygurlhay]

It fucking kills me that she rides in the backseat because the driver can get ticketed for her not wearing a seat belt in the front seat lol her severe obesity has become so natural to me that I almost forgot how unusual it is that she's in the backseat of so many people's cars for that reason. But she's SO excited she can fit in "Density's" new car!

 

[sailorville]

Krystle is going to be shocked when she sees how fat amber has gotten in the last two years.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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LOL, her "cleavage line" inches ever closer to the bottom of her chin.
Christ that's deformed looking, but she's so used to smushing fat together on her body she doesn't even notice that her cleavage shouldn't meet her cheap choker.

 

[ADHD]

Krystle is going to be shocked when she sees how fat amber has gotten in the last two years.

Nah, not if she's been watching her videos.

 

[Bitchboy95]

lol Frankenstein and Stay Puft together again

 

[Xenomorph]

SO she lies like a beached whale in the back of the car while someone drives her for hours on end. Christ. How does she find these people ?!

She cons them, she manipulates people.

Nah, not if she's been watching her videos.

Nah they met up she came to visit not too long ago if I remember correctly.

 

[Dozaemon]

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lol Frankenstein and Stay Puft together again

Amberlynn doesn't deserve Krystle. But I doubt Krystle's going to deny AL food or shelter.

 

[C3PBRO]

Amberlynn doesn't deserve Krystal. But I doubt Krystal's going to deny AL food or shelter.

OMG it's Krystle you casual, do you even redneck?

So what do we think is gonna happen here? I just have this repulsive gut feeling they're gonna end up together again, and it's gonna be snap after tweet of "perfect for each other" and "my true love was in my life all along", more for the purposes of shade towards Dustin than any real affection big AL might feel. Plus, you know, rent.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Nah they met up she came to visit not too long ago if I remember correctly.

You remember incorrectly.

 

[haygurlhay]

I beg our resident cartoon illustrator to draw Amberlynn taking up the entire backseat of Becky's car while taking selfies and scarfing down a few road trip treats. Idk why but the thought of that is really funny to me. I WISH I could draw!
Edit: Oh and poor Twinkie squished against the window or something.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I beg our resident cartoon illustrator to draw Amberlynn taking up the entire backseat of Becky's car while taking selfies and scarfing down a few road trip treats. Idk why but the thought of that is really funny to me. I WISH I could draw!
Edit: Oh and poor Twinkie squished against the window or something.

Another suggestion for our AL illustrator: make sure her cleavage line is starts at the base of her neck.

 

[PiggyPie]

meanwhile Shrek and the Sped dressed in their easter finest

 

[Dr.Research]

It looks like they're having a grand ol' redneck time at the local park's pavilion.

 

[Xenomorph]

You remember incorrectly.

Sorry I got it confused with her saying she is gonna stay with her for 3 months back in Feb.

 

[Dozaemon]

OMG it's Krystle you casual, do you even redneck?

So what do we think is gonna happen here? I just have this repulsive gut feeling they're gonna end up together again, and it's gonna be snap after tweet of "perfect for each other" and "my true love was in my life all along", more for the purposes of shade towards Dustin than any real affection big AL might feel. Plus, you know, rent.

Hahaha, forgive my ignorance! I do not redneck

I am honestly quite scared for her though. She is very easily manipulated and AL is declining more and more each day...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I beg our resident cartoon illustrator to draw Amberlynn taking up the entire backseat of Becky's car while taking selfies and scarfing down a few road trip treats. Idk why but the thought of that is really funny to me. I WISH I could draw!
Edit: Oh and poor Twinkie squished against the window or something.

And snaps of AL sitting in the car snapping from inside while Becky wipes the windows down in the rain.
*sidenote, so if Mary and Sharla are cousins, why isn't Sharla going to the wedding... (mentioned on AL's YouNow)

 

[HerpDerp]

Don't know what happened when I tried to quote but sharla and Mary had some sort of falling out and I don't think they speak anymore.

 

[Xenomorph]

Don't know what happened when I tried to quote but sharla and Mary had some sort of falling out and I don't think they speak anymore.

Sharla seems to be a bitch to a lot of people, she strikes me as the type of chick who if you dont agree with her 100% of the time youre on her bad side.

 

[Tazz]

Sharla and Mary got into a fist fight. Mary stayed with Charla for a little bit and Sharla said Mary was getting into her business and said that Sharla's sister was coming over too much. One thing led to another fist fight and they don't talk anymore.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

@haygurlhay @MirnaMinkoff Workin' on it right now, I love the ideas.