Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%

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On another note, I’ll never understand why retards pay to leave dumb ass superchats. You automatically lose. She gets paid.
Sometimes she's better at ignoring them, but lately they send her into a rant, so they've been entertaining. $5 to make her rage so she can door dash more food to self soothe to rage again the next day seems less like losing. She really is like Chantal.
 
I cannot wrap my head around her logic, I'm liiiidurlyy losing braincells watching her stream. ''actually, why do you care that I protected someone?? [read: lied for several months about tommy]''
Babes people are paying you, ofc they'll lynch you in the chat you when all you do is tell lahs and throw tantrums when you don't get your way. She doesn't even recognize the nice 10$+ superchats and expects her followers to keep babying her.

How she circles the same spiral for so many years and doesn't connect the dots is beyond me. Someone needs to do a case study on her.
 
Whoever she picked the following affectations from:
1. Geeeeeenyoowennnleeeeeeeeeeeee
2. Leeeeeduhruhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3. THAT FUCK TONGUE POP
Needs to be flayed and given a lemon juice bath

I know I'm treading old ground but Christ she is so fucking unlikeable.
The tongue pop is relatively new so methinks she picked up recently from maybe QLR perhaps.
 
I cannot wrap my head around her logic, I'm liiiidurlyy losing braincells watching her stream. ''actually, why do you care that I protected someone?? [read: lied for several months about tommy]''
Babes people are paying you, ofc they'll lynch you in the chat you when all you do is tell lahs and throw tantrums when you don't get your way. She doesn't even recognize the nice 10$+ superchats and expects her followers to keep babying her.

How she circles the same spiral for so many years and doesn't connect the dots is beyond me. Someone needs to do a case study on her.
My favorite part was when one of her members asked if she would get back together with Emily and she paused for like 30's then said, "I don't know." LOL
All the Ambees crying for her 'abuse' and she's like, yeah lol probably going back and I'm going to continue lying to pROTeCT hER.
 
Awoken to more pointless livestreams from Amber and reaction channels.

Unless there's something really important or one of them is going to grow a pair of balls and release the video of lardass hurling herself at a feeder then I'm very quickly losing interest.

Amber's lives consist of her throwing a 'BPD' tantrum for over an hour, if this is what Emily had to put up with I'd abuse her too. ffs
AFAIK there hasn't been anything new said really, it's all just Amber going around in circles over and over to try and solidify her retard arguments. She's well known (as is any lolcow) for lying, why would she ever think we would believe her? She has videos on her own channel talking about lies she's told and 'coming clean', girl we all know you could never be clean with all of those fucking folds.

I would tell her to get a life, but looking at the size of her it doesn't seem like she has much of one left anyway. I think the only time she's ever going to 'see the light' is when her mother drives her to the casino and she's pissing away her subscribers money staring at a slot machine.
 
Awoken to more pointless livestreams from Amber and reaction channels.

Unless there's something really important or one of them is going to grow a pair of balls and release the video of lardass hurling herself at a feeder then I'm very quickly losing interest.
This is in very real danger of just turning into two mad bpd lesbos flinging shit at each other online like chimps at the zoo; they're probably already back together because one of them leerduhruhllee gets off on abusing her partners and the other one is so fucking desperate for a wiper that she'll take it. Amber is definitely giveeeen "all you have to do was fake love me" vibes. Emily is also a weird clout chaser who fucking loves the attention... it's a match made in heaven!
 
I'm so extricate about the Porkahantus moniker. She deserves it.

I've been watching her fucking tell all tour. Every video feels like she it's an Investigation Discovery Special on the world of super morbidly obese, attention seeking lesbians.
 
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This is in very real danger of just turning into two mad bpd lesbos flinging shit at each other online like chimps at the zoo; they're probably already back together because one of them leerduhruhllee gets off on abusing her partners and the other one is so fucking desperate for a wiper that she'll take it. Amber is definitely giveeeen "all you have to do was fake love me" vibes. Emily is also a weird clout chaser who fucking loves the attention... it's a match made in heaven!

I agree, the dyke has been said to have ADHD by Hamburger so take it with a grain of salt, as well as her claim that feeder is a narc and probably also has BPD. BPD this, BPD that, if i ever hear the word BPD again i'm going to blow my brains out.

They're clearly co-dependent to some extent - Amber using Emily to feel 'loved' and Emily using Amber to get her face crushed between some fungus flaps. As I've said before, seems like Ambie has met her match, who knew it was going to be a feeder (all of us).

Seems like the only person that can't see red flags is Amber, probably because she's developing the Slaton forehead. I'm sure that's obstructing her vision in some way.

Also - quick cat rant. Amber taking Romeo from a backyard breeder just a few months after losing her cat is disgusting. I work at a cat rescue and the number of animals that come through that need a home is disgusting. It's unfortunate that animal control won't really do much regarding Twink and the kitties. Wasabi hasn't been seen for a little while, I wonder if he's still matted to fuck. My heart aches for those poor babies, they never asked to be put in this situation, and I assume Romeo will end the same way as any other animal she's had - dumped on a partner, mysteriously disappeared or just severely neglected.

The fact that Rarity going missing wasn't enough for Emily to come home so Amber had to lie and try to say that Princess got out, immediately realised how stupid she sounded and backtracked. Amber claiming that Emily is trying to throw her cat out after screenshots come out of Amber warning Emily that Princess got out and Emily immediately coming home just shows that's absolute bullshit.

Either way - I want videos or I'm just bored with this faggy back and forth, she said she said, i don't care.
 
BPD this, BPD that, if i ever hear the word BPD again i'm going to blow my brains out.
At this point, the only thing BPD really means in her life is Burgers Pies and Diet Cokes. Fucking stupid, fat bitch. The only criteria she meets for BPD is erratic emotions and pooter hopping from one bull Dyke to the next. If anything, she's more of a Histrionic Diane Downs type.
 
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