Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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On another note, I’ll never understand why retards pay to leave dumb ass superchats. You automatically lose. She gets paid.
Sometimes she's better at ignoring them, but lately they send her into a rant, so they've been entertaining. $5 to make her rage so she can door dash more food to self soothe to rage again the next day seems less like losing. She really is like Chantal.
 
I cannot wrap my head around her logic, I'm liiiidurlyy losing braincells watching her stream. ''actually, why do you care that I protected someone?? [read: lied for several months about tommy]''
Babes people are paying you, ofc they'll lynch you in the chat you when all you do is tell lahs and throw tantrums when you don't get your way. She doesn't even recognize the nice 10$+ superchats and expects her followers to keep babying her.

How she circles the same spiral for so many years and doesn't connect the dots is beyond me. Someone needs to do a case study on her.
 
Whoever she picked the following affectations from:
1. Geeeeeenyoowennnleeeeeeeeeeeee
2. Leeeeeduhruhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3. THAT FUCK TONGUE POP
Needs to be flayed and given a lemon juice bath

I know I'm treading old ground but Christ she is so fucking unlikeable.
The tongue pop is relatively new so methinks she picked up recently from maybe QLR perhaps.
 
I cannot wrap my head around her logic, I'm liiiidurlyy losing braincells watching her stream. ''actually, why do you care that I protected someone?? [read: lied for several months about tommy]''
Babes people are paying you, ofc they'll lynch you in the chat you when all you do is tell lahs and throw tantrums when you don't get your way. She doesn't even recognize the nice 10$+ superchats and expects her followers to keep babying her.

How she circles the same spiral for so many years and doesn't connect the dots is beyond me. Someone needs to do a case study on her.
My favorite part was when one of her members asked if she would get back together with Emily and she paused for like 30's then said, "I don't know." LOL
All the Ambees crying for her 'abuse' and she's like, yeah lol probably going back and I'm going to continue lying to pROTeCT hER.
 
Awoken to more pointless livestreams from Amber and reaction channels.

Unless there's something really important or one of them is going to grow a pair of balls and release the video of lardass hurling herself at a feeder then I'm very quickly losing interest.

Amber's lives consist of her throwing a 'BPD' tantrum for over an hour, if this is what Emily had to put up with I'd abuse her too. ffs
AFAIK there hasn't been anything new said really, it's all just Amber going around in circles over and over to try and solidify her retard arguments. She's well known (as is any lolcow) for lying, why would she ever think we would believe her? She has videos on her own channel talking about lies she's told and 'coming clean', girl we all know you could never be clean with all of those fucking folds.

I would tell her to get a life, but looking at the size of her it doesn't seem like she has much of one left anyway. I think the only time she's ever going to 'see the light' is when her mother drives her to the casino and she's pissing away her subscribers money staring at a slot machine.
 
Awoken to more pointless livestreams from Amber and reaction channels.

Unless there's something really important or one of them is going to grow a pair of balls and release the video of lardass hurling herself at a feeder then I'm very quickly losing interest.
This is in very real danger of just turning into two mad bpd lesbos flinging shit at each other online like chimps at the zoo; they're probably already back together because one of them leerduhruhllee gets off on abusing her partners and the other one is so fucking desperate for a wiper that she'll take it. Amber is definitely giveeeen "all you have to do was fake love me" vibes. Emily is also a weird clout chaser who fucking loves the attention... it's a match made in heaven!
 
This is in very real danger of just turning into two mad bpd lesbos flinging shit at each other online like chimps at the zoo; they're probably already back together because one of them leerduhruhllee gets off on abusing her partners and the other one is so fucking desperate for a wiper that she'll take it. Amber is definitely giveeeen "all you have to do was fake love me" vibes. Emily is also a weird clout chaser who fucking loves the attention... it's a match made in heaven!

I agree, the dyke has been said to have ADHD by Hamburger so take it with a grain of salt, as well as her claim that feeder is a narc and probably also has BPD. BPD this, BPD that, if i ever hear the word BPD again i'm going to blow my brains out.

They're clearly co-dependent to some extent - Amber using Emily to feel 'loved' and Emily using Amber to get her face crushed between some fungus flaps. As I've said before, seems like Ambie has met her match, who knew it was going to be a feeder (all of us).

Seems like the only person that can't see red flags is Amber, probably because she's developing the Slaton forehead. I'm sure that's obstructing her vision in some way.

Also - quick cat rant. Amber taking Romeo from a backyard breeder just a few months after losing her cat is disgusting. I work at a cat rescue and the number of animals that come through that need a home is disgusting. It's unfortunate that animal control won't really do much regarding Twink and the kitties. Wasabi hasn't been seen for a little while, I wonder if he's still matted to fuck. My heart aches for those poor babies, they never asked to be put in this situation, and I assume Romeo will end the same way as any other animal she's had - dumped on a partner, mysteriously disappeared or just severely neglected.

The fact that Rarity going missing wasn't enough for Emily to come home so Amber had to lie and try to say that Princess got out, immediately realised how stupid she sounded and backtracked. Amber claiming that Emily is trying to throw her cat out after screenshots come out of Amber warning Emily that Princess got out and Emily immediately coming home just shows that's absolute bullshit.

Either way - I want videos or I'm just bored with this faggy back and forth, she said she said, i don't care.
 
BPD this, BPD that, if i ever hear the word BPD again i'm going to blow my brains out.
At this point, the only thing BPD really means in her life is Burgers Pies and Diet Cokes. Fucking stupid, fat bitch. The only criteria she meets for BPD is erratic emotions and pooter hopping from one bull Dyke to the next. If anything, she's more of a Histrionic Diane Downs type.
 
for the love of god, i will sacrifice my first born child if it means i will never have to see amberlynn naked
Are you kidding, that's what this whole decade long arc has been leading up to. ALR nooodes with laygs would be like seeing a train crash into a fully loaded school bus. Yeah you know its horrific and maybe wrong to watch, but pretty much everyone would anyway.
Amberlynn talking about emily 'eating her pussy good'

I think Emily is a coinessour of cheese, or fish, or maybe even rotten flesh?

yum.

**Edited so the link describes what happens in the clip
That leeederly made me nauseous when she said that. I'm put in mind of Casu Marzu the Sardinian cheese that has live maggots in it. I really would not be able to decide which of the two would be grosser and more foul to have one's face near...naw, its Amber...the thought of Amber's putrid twat is more disgusting and vile than soft, stinky cheese filled with thousands of wriggling fly larvae.
I cannot imagine voluntarily going head first into this woman's wet soggy ham crotch 🤢I
Nor can anyone sane, but the love of Emily's life another woman that actually weighed more than Amber- nearly twice is much if the rumors of Colleen weighing nearly one thousand pounds are true and even if they're an exaggeration, she did weigh at least 700lbs...an unbelievable number that even Hamber hasn't reached yet. And nothing turned Emily on more than being crushed underneath her dear departed lover's massive gunt...in simple terms, Emily's brain is not like other people's.
She doesn't know what front loading and top loading machines are called. All she knows is one is shaped like this and the other is shaped like that. Emily only washed Amber's clothes twice in three months because Amber is too fat to use the one shaped like this.

@Hambers Dainty Hands, this is for you, gorl.
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When she said "Some washing machine's go like this...and some go like this" I had no idea that's what she meant at first. I thought there were some kind of weird washing machines they have in the midwest that I've never seen before that have some kind of strange tubular openings...because how can someone not know how to describe a front loading or top loading machine? And I dont care how fat you are, if you can stand and bend over, you should be able to work a front loading washer...I've been to laundromast, there's some big people in there and they seem to work the machines just fine

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On another note, I’ll never understand why retards pay to leave dumb ass superchats. You automatically lose. She gets paid.
I know she reads the comments...so if someone really wants to poke the cow, just leave her a comment below the video. It's totally free...I think its stupid as hell to pay for the privilege of insulting someone,.
My favorite part was when one of her members asked if she would get back together with Emily and she paused for like 30's then said, "I don't know." LOL
All the Ambees crying for her 'abuse' and she's like, yeah lol probably going back and I'm going to continue lying to pROTeCT hER.
They'll get back together...If they've gotten back after Emily called her Porkahantis and made fun of her behind her back and even went on line to accuse her of more or less purposely letting Rarity out, they'll get back after this too. They're both sick, co dependent psychos...not to mention All ALR's girlfriends lived with her for at least a year before they finally and truly had enough Emily and Amber only lived together for 3 months..
You can , and many do, cancel the charges. Still pretty fucked though.
She seems to make tons of money with these superchats...looked like it was in the thousands if you count the two livestreams she did last night, but I wonder what percent of them give her a few bucks just so she'll read on the air what a dumb fat ass she is only to cancel later on. Meh, I'd still rather not hear her smuggly say thanks for the money, even if I knew I'd get it back right afterwards
This is in very real danger of just turning into two mad bpd lesbos flinging shit at each other online like chimps at the zoo; they're probably already back together because one of them leerduhruhllee gets off on abusing her partners and the other one is so fucking desperate for a wiper that she'll take it. Amber is definitely giveeeen "all you have to do was fake love me" vibes. Emily is also a weird clout chaser who fucking loves the attention... it's a match made in heaven!
As mentioned, I absolutely believe they're either back together or will soon be back together. If it was anyone else I'd say, naw...people that are together or planning to get together again don't go running off to reaction channels to tell their ex lovers secrets and they certainly wouldn't accuse the other one of purposely letting their beloved pet out into the cold...but these two...? Yeah I can and do believe that they will keep torturing each other for years to come. Eventually it'll end for real and for perminantly ...all Amber's girlfriends eventually leave her and some day Emily will to, but as I also mentioned above...they usually need to be physically around her for an extended period of time to realize and remember just how insufferable she really is and Emily hasn't had enough in person time with her yet.
 
Did snowflake delete all his videos talking about Emily and feederism? I can't find the reaction videos from when Amber was in Wisconsin and the video comparing another death feeder to Emily is also missing.
 
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Whoever she picked the following affectations from:
1. Geeeeeenyoowennnleeeeeeeeeeeee
2. Leeeeeduhruhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3. THAT FUCK TONGUE POP
Needs to be flayed and given a lemon juice bath

I know I'm treading old ground but Christ she is so fucking unlikeable.
At least she's no longer saying "that slaps" every five seconds.

I think the funniest part of all of this is the direct contradictions between what Emily
And her videos that he showed the opposite happening with it just shows she's just a desperate fat woman who just wants everybody to believe that she is capable of being wanted and having a relationship which now we all know it's just a big old joke we already knew that anyway let's let's be honest.

I also don't think that Amber will ever get the way she was when she was a little girl the little fat bitch that would go beat up on kids and take their lunch is the exact same person that she still is she just lies to people and say no I don't do that while she's actively punching people in the face she has always been nothing but a fat bully. She's the one that they make fun of in TV shows and movies the one that will knock you off the playground swing set and steal your lunch she is nothing but a stereotypical stupid bully. With a raging be IQ in the low sixties I think.
 
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