Again, I wake up to a nothing-sandwich.
So TLDR for the stream -
She enters it being a smug little bitch, saying she's going to treat the audience how they treat her. Maybe she should learn to treat herself with some respect first.
'I felt like... light.' Girl I don't think you've ever felt light in your entire life. Miss me with that bullshit.
Poop bun is also in FULL force, I'm assuming that shower she was supposed ot have in the original stream where she crashed out at 3 am is still pending, claims she hasn't washed her hair in 2 days.
'I didn't realise I had a heavy feeling on my shoulders.' I swear these jokes write themselves. Jeeeeeenuuuuuiiinleeeee shut the fuck up.
Claims that Emily doesn't want her to talk about her, and apparently that means she can't talk about her feelings. She's respecting this wish from Emily (proceeds to then talk about her), so I'm assuming they're either back together or just licking each other's wounds and wanking each other off because Emily needs a lardy-bitch to wank to and Amber needs a soft, gentle love.
Reaction channels don't care, and they said it's Emily's fault for being held at gunpoint. Maybe don't keep an obese woman captive in your basement and drip-feed her protein shakes? Just a thought.
Apparently, they're NOT together because they argued today, but the past God knows however many months they were arguing they WERE together.
Also said she's not worried about the crashout vids leaking, so I'm assuming again, they're back together, and Emily probably didn't send it to reaction channels yet. I doubt we'll ever get that video.
Amber's been peeking at the farms! (Hey Ambie!) because that ISN'T Emily's tumblr, even though it fits the description and has Emily's trademark Oak in the name. That Tumblr shows things she's NOT attracted to, not women on oxygen or QLR. I told you bitches, she fucking HATES that Emily was looking at QLR, and QLR is slagging her way to a feeder through Hamburger.
She's so over this, and she's found herself on the wrong side of the internet.
Back in contact with Alexis, who would have guessed? She soft-launched this in the crashout stream as usual when she said she just wants to reach back out to Alexis.
Emily is messaging people on Instagram about her, and she starts crashing out. She's 'done with love'. Emily called and apologised to Amber and grovelled.
She has tea on Snowfag but when asked to spill, she says no.
Nobody is holding her accountable; they're all just being rude.
'Right in this second, I would say that we're not together.' So they're back together.
She was supoosed to be gorg because her mum and her Nan were peng tings in their youth, but she's pretty sure she's not over 550lbs rn, so clearly she's a gorg girl.
She was loyal to Erica because she got hit on in a gay club and rejected her.
Forums can kiss her ass

but she doesn't fart because she's dainty (omg she knows my name)
Amber has a bone spur where she had her tooth removed.
To end the strea,m she says she can sense when someone has weight on them just by their voice, maybe it's some new fatty to fatty radar thing that we're not aware of.
TLDR: Amber is back in contact with Alexis, pretty sure she's back with Emily or at least did get back with Emily for a period of time, the Tumblr account isn't Emily's because she said it isn't, Amber wants us all to kiss her ass <3
Lord have mercy on my soul for having to write all that shit out. Not the first thing you wanna be doing.