Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Angry New Ager said:
When you get to hamplanet size like AL, smelling bad is a legit worry. All of those deep skinfolds, in between rolls of fat? They're warm, dark, damp--and the perfect environment for colonies of yeast and bacteria to flourish. Keeping them at bay requires scrupulous attention to hygeine, and keeping the skin hidden within those folds dry. And when you're AL's size? That means you need somebody to assist you, because there's no way she can reach inside all of those folds to get them adequately clean, much less dry them.

And the swampy folds of one's ass and crotch are particularly susceptible to developing fungal and bacterial infections in obese people who can no longer reach those bits to clean away urine, feces, menstrual blood, vaginal mucus, or smegma.

We already know AL's bathing habits leave a lot to be desired, so it's no surprise to me that she keeps slathering on deodorant and various scented products. That heffa is totally justified in worrying about whether she stinks--because she does.
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Of course she's justified, which is why I said: "I understand that some people bring their deodorant with them to places, but those people are probably not 500 lbs. Makes me wonder how much she ends up smelling from sweating."
I understand that once you get to a certain weight, your body begins to just basically smell like a decaying corpse (fitting, since you're literally killing yourself at that weight).

What I meant by AL having an obsession with "smelling clean" (quotations for a reason) is just an observation by noting her copious amounts of body lotion and mists. We all get the fact that she's going to smell at one point, and we all know that putting perfume on top of musk isn't going to make her smell any better. When I touched upon the deodorant, it just made me realize how much AL probably worries about smelling bad, which probably fed her obsession with perfumed items (her and Krystle loved buying them). It also made me realize that if she does smell that bad, she should be taking other measures: like using baby powder in any areas that'll sweat, or using a stronger deodorant than that... but if she didn't need to use all that, her lotions would be enough. But they're probably not, which is why she carries all of that.

I'm not saying that AL shouldn't worry about not smelling bad, I'm saying that she has an obsession with appearing like she smells good (and uses all the wrong products for her at that weight).
 
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Angry New Ager said:
When you get to hamplanet size like AL, smelling bad is a legit worry. All of those deep skinfolds, in between rolls of fat? They're warm, dark, damp--and the perfect environment for colonies of yeast and bacteria to flourish. Keeping them at bay requires scrupulous attention to hygeine, and keeping the skin hidden within those folds dry. And when you're AL's size? That means you need somebody to assist you, because there's no way she can reach inside all of those folds to get them adequately clean, much less dry them.

And the swampy folds of one's ass and crotch are particularly susceptible to developing fungal and bacterial infections in obese people who can no longer reach those bits to clean away urine, feces, menstrual blood, vaginal mucus, or smegma.

We already know AL's bathing habits leave a lot to be desired, so it's no surprise to me that she keeps slathering on deodorant and various scented products. That heffa is totally justified in worrying about whether she stinks--because she does.
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This is all at once horrifying and informative and I don't know which one to be right now.

It makes it worse when you consider the fact that basically all AL and Dustin did was fuck. Now her tears from being shown Becky making fun of another girl's smell becomes even clearer. She knows in about a year they're gonna be saying the truth about her smell and hygiene as well.
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
Someone asked her who her favorite poet is and she said "herself". Are you fucking kidding me? What a cunt, goddamn it, man.
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LOL that's a Sarah Palin-level "I read all the newspapers" answer. I love how she thinks of herself as a sensitive artist but is tripped up by literally the most basic question, that anyone even a little interested in poetry could answer right away.
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
Someone asked her who her favorite poet is and she said "herself". Are you fucking kidding me? What a cunt, goddamn it, man.
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I think it's more hilariously sad than anything else. She claims to be so poetic and great at writing all the time but when asked who her favorite authors or poets are she can't think of anything. Every. Time. You'd think she'd look someone up by now. She can't even say Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson??? She's so fucking ignorant it's transcended a reaction of confusion and rage and just gone full lulz. I'm not at all surprised she said this.
 
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Someone told her to go over and read the YT stream comments, she did for about a minute, gave the camera a bitch look, and said "so I have to go soon," then changed the subject. I suspect they'll be modded from now on, which is sad, cause they are the highlight of the streams. YT comments are like the staff of the Titanic dancing below deck while YN kisses each other's asses in the ballroom.
 
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The woman who wrote the line "like a monster truck in the nightlife" is her favorite poet.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Her writing is as fresh as her mouth, as deep as the folds in her belly, and as literate as her taste in TV shows and musical artists. Loving her own poetry "the best" is about as narcissistic as it comes. Most writers name their favorites, since they are all avid readers. I've never heard Anne Lamott say she herself was her favorite writer.

She's hugely fat AND self-centered. She should be depressed but she loves herself too much.
 
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That cheek! I realize it's partly the way her hair is falling, but wow.
 
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