Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[wahhhmbulance]

I tried a few names on wattpad-- raritycat (which actually does have an empty profile), AmberlynnReid, mustbepearls, fatfuck (ok the last one was for my enjoyment lol). Zilch.

Although one thing I did find was her askfm profile. Did you guys know she has over 25k answers on there? It's slightly more entertaining than her younow because the negative comments stay on there for posterity-- I guess she can't delete them.

there isn't buses here lol

There's also this shitty poem that she posted as one of her answers: https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee/answers/111047869971

 

[Barbarella]

Wow. There is bad poetry and then there is Amberlynn bad. Did she really try to rhyme pigeon with hesitation? If not, why not try a more....poetic ...bird? Glossing a shield from the sun? WTF does glossing mean?

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This is a poem I wrote regarding my addiction.
Addiction comes in all shapes and sizes.
Addiction comes in all colors and surprises.
Yelling your name,
Stroking your pain,
Little do you know, it's actually all in vain.
Sweet addiction.
Hard satisfaction.
Accept it once, you want more.
Accept it twice, the grief is a chore.
Addiction for food is all in one,
Comfort at the highest level,
Glossing a shield from the sun,
Baring emotions with a candy coated shovel.
How can I say no when it makes me feel alive?
Afterwards, it hurts like a knife.
Issues upon issues, struggling with life,
Casting a shadow; such a horrible price.
Addiction makes me insane.
This is my world, not a game.
Bitter after taste,
Still it never goes to waste.
Sorrow creeping in from temptation,
Guilt eroding for no hesitation.
Wanting to be free from such an addiction to me,
Free like a bird, maybe a pigeon.
Words dwell,
As I swell,
Hoping one day I will do well.
Written in a minute,
Hear I am sittin',
Not accepting my fate,
But instead planning my date.
I shall be better by this time next year,
Not a single doubt I cannot fear.
Hoping is the end.
Needing is where I began.



I almost feel bad for her, this is embarrassing.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I tried a few names on wattpad-- raritycat (which actually does have an empty profile), AmberlynnReid, mustbepearls, fatfuck (ok the last one was for my enjoyment lol). Zilch.

Although one thing I did find was her askfm profile. Did you guys know she has over 25k answers on there? It's slightly more entertaining than her younow because the negative comments stay on there for posterity-- I guess she can't delete them.

there isn't buses here lol

*aren't gorlllll....

There's also this shitty poem that she posted as one of her answers: https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee/answers/111047869971

Yum, makes me want to binge eat M&M's, and didn't she just shoutout some sort of Zebraprint name on younow recently? Guess this narcissistic bitch was just shouting out her damn self, her fav. poet, and don't we know it...

 

[HickoryDickory]

2edgy4me.

"Glossing a shield from the sun"

Maybe she means turtle wax or similar? Since the "poem" is about her food addiction, I automatically thought of a caramel coating, tbh.

 

[Awkwafina]

The fact that she still thinks poetry means it has to rhyme at the age of 26 says all anyone needs to ever know about her intelligence and writing skills.

 

[HerpDerp]

Same profile pic...coincidence?

 

[AlineBawb]

AMBER ALERT

Piggo is on younow

 

[Broken Pussy]

Same profile pic...coincidence?

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Could be a stock user image given to people who don't upload one, but it does seem a little too coincidental.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Ever the failure

 

[Kataomoi00]

2edgy4me.

"Glossing a shield from the sun"

Maybe she means turtle wax or similar? Since the "poem" is about her food addiction, I automatically thought of a caramel coating, tbh.

I think she's basically saying that she's shielding herself from the sun (sun=the light; the light= losing weight/getting better). Glossing can mean to cover up, so the way that she's using it makes no sense. She's saying that she's covering up a shield from the sun.

 

[haygurlhay]

Same profile pic...coincidence?

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zebraprintlove is her username on ask.fm so I'm betting that's definitely her

 

[HerpDerp]

11 months ago? When was she a babysitter 11 months ago???

 

[angelicbitch]

While trying to find AL's Wattpad, I found Dustin's tumblr... She took a picture of dog near her while she used the toilet. What?

 

[She Who Dealt It]

@HerpDerp, she babysat a little girl around that time. If you go by her vlogs, she only watched the child a few times. She took some heat for it because she vlogged with the child without getting the mother's permission first. She also probably doxxed the woman as she was filming all over the woman's apartment and there were likely revealing things that AL captured if a dedicated troll bothered to look.

AL's YouNow was kind of sad. It made me see how so many people like her at first. She spoke more about her foster experience and how awful it was for her. It was believable because she didn't embellish the details.

Apparently, one of her foster mothers once pushed her down the stairs. Also, she tried to find her brothers and one bother's parents didn't get back to her, and the other brother's parents only deigned send her a picture.

Maybe I'm feeling mauldlin, but she almost got me in the feels. Then, I shook it off because despite humble origins, she failed to rise above and instead became the cow that we've come to loathe/laugh at. More of the maudlin sneaking in, but damn I love you fellow Kiwis. You folks are some of the wittiest, smartest people I've never met.

 

[angelicbitch]

Spoiler: THAT SQUISH INDENT, GORL

EDIT: More gems found through Dustin's tumblr

Spoiler: The roll of fat on her leg that has inevitably gotten larger...

Spoiler: Wat

This was her talking about Dustin
“I wish I was home holding my beautiful girl, she’s the most precious thing, she like a glass figurine that I sometimes hold too hard and almost break. But then she looks at me with those sad eyes and I melt for her. And everything’s alright again ”
This... is all over the place and hurts my head.

Spoiler: Twinkie, scared for her life

Spoiler: If anyone wondered about the Dustin on the toilet + dog picture

 

[HerpDerp]

@HerpDerp, she babysat a little girl around that time. If you go by her vlogs, she only watched the child a few times. She took some heat for it because she vlogged with the child without getting the mother's permission first. She also probably doxxed the woman as she was filming all over the woman's apartment and there were likely revealing things that AL captured if a dedicated troll bothered to look.

AL's YouNow was kind of sad. It made me see how so many people like her at first. She spoke more about her foster experience and how awful it was for her. It was believable because she didn't embellish the details.

Apparently, one of her foster mothers once pushed her down the stairs. Also, she tried to find her brothers and one bother's parents didn't get back to her, and the other brother's parents only deigned send her a picture.

Maybe I'm feeling mauldlin, but she almost got me in the feels. Then, I shook it off because despite humble origins, she failed to rise above and instead became the cow that we've come to loathe/laugh at. More of the maudlin sneaking in, but damn I love you fellow Kiwis. You folks are some of the wittiest, smartest people I've never met.

I do remember that but I wouldn't call that her JOB. So strange. The little girl was over at Dustin's mom's house a few times as well so maybe they got paid.

 

[Broken Pussy]

@HerpDerp, she babysat a little girl around that time. If you go by her vlogs, she only watched the child a few times. She took some heat for it because she vlogged with the child without getting the mother's permission first. She also probably doxxed the woman as she was filming all over the woman's apartment and there were likely revealing things that AL captured if a dedicated troll bothered to look.

AL's YouNow was kind of sad. It made me see how so many people like her at first. She spoke more about her foster experience and how awful it was for her. It was believable because she didn't embellish the details.

Apparently, one of her foster mothers once pushed her down the stairs. Also, she tried to find her brothers and one bother's parents didn't get back to her, and the other brother's parents only deigned send her a picture.

Maybe I'm feeling mauldlin, but she almost got me in the feels. Then, I shook it off because despite humble origins, she failed to rise above and instead became the cow that we've come to loathe/laugh at. More of the maudlin sneaking in, but damn I love you fellow Kiwis. You folks are some of the wittiest, smartest people I've never met.

It would be easy to feel sorry for AL. She had a horrible childhood. However, she's been an adult for eight years, and instead of trying to fix whatever issues she has from that horrible childhood, she's decided to wallow in them. Bad childhoods fuck you up, for sure, but every day that you're an adult and you don't do use that day to do whatever you can to make your life meaningful and enjoyable, that is on you. I say that speaking from personal experience. It might seem shitty to be forced to figure out how to fix damage to yourself that you didn't cause, but if you don't do it, for sure no one else will do it for you.

 

[Kailaini2]

I ordered AL a pizza tonight during her younow. She got scared because I told them to knock extra loud, told them she didn't order it, and then cried. My bad, thought she looked a little hungry. Lol

 

[HickoryDickory]

Weening is frowned upon.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

For our newer members and guests, who perhaps haven't read all of the last 207 pages of this thread, I wanted to repost my favorite thing I've seen in this thread(other than @FatFuckingClown's work). @PropaGONDA posted this way back on page 30:

Oh, the brief babysitting gig was certainly not a job. It was just another gross exaggeration from gross AL.