Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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But there's no terrible poetry to make fun of. She said there would be terrible poetry. You guys, do you think it's possible AL lied to us? Is she not a totally honest person who would never lie to us? I feel almost as betrayed as when @Alan Pardew told me that @CatParty is yellow.
From @hotcheetospuffs post, they said that AL's posting her writing on some writing website. Maybe she hasn't started yet? Hopefully someone'll ask on her YouNow about it.

Yeah, do we know for sure that she's using Wattpad? There are lots of places on the internet where people post shitty poetry. Tumblr and Wordpress are the two big ones for emo teens/stunted adults.
@hotcheetospuffs post was the one that started the writing search - and they mentioned that the website was "what" something, and Wattpad is pretty much the only one that came to mind.
 
That has happen to me a lot of times for few seconds but then... logic always wins. We only know what she says, whether it's full of details or not. She had no problems accusing someone that was even younger than her at the time for rape for all the world to see/hear, she has no problems accusing people for ugly things.
From what she has told other times she has had also a lot of luck and people who tried to help here during those years. Also from some old public conversations with her aunt etc and some ''math'' I think amberlynn as a teen was probably very hard to love, I think she was even shittier than she is right now.
If what she said it's true I'm not saying her behavior can justify someone pushing her down the stairs of course. But there is a reason why even her family didn't want her there after sometime. I don't think everyone is a monster without feelings, I just think she was and is hard to love on the long run and hasn't changed much despite her going almost 30. Like other people I feel no sympathy for her past simply because she never gives people time to feel that way using it daily for sympathy and as free pass for all her bad habits and mistakes. I would if she was in the meantime trying to be a better person just telling things for people to get to know her better like many others do everyday with way more horrible childhoods.

I also have no sympathy for Amberly now. I had a somewhat difficult time growing up that has lasting effects (sorry to power level) but I try and that's what pisses me off about her.

I dont think Amberlynn wants to try at all.

She wants pity, she thinks everyone owes her something for her shitty childhood.

I do feel for abandoned child Amberlynn. I understand that a teen who probably had behavioral issues and entitlement issues being hard to sympathize with but if someone gave a child the love they were definitely entitled to she might not be such a piece of shit today.

I wont give any excuses for her shitty family they threw her away and whatever hell she gave them for that I dont blame her for.
 
AL is probably one of those annoying, tumblr girls that pretends to "be in love" with and write TONS of poetry because she thinks it'll make her seem interesting and intellectual.
I mean my God, the other day she went as far as saying she'd like to possibly have a book published one day. Unless she's pulling a Trisha Paytas and paying to publish it herself, does she realize how many rejection letters people receive regularly?!
She can't even fucking speak properly and she expects us to believe she's the next Robert Frost?
Side note: I could give two fucks about what Amber went through when she was a child. And I don't feel bad saying that. Others have gone through much worse and they are not pieces of shit today, leeching off of others. She will be using her possibly made up childhood experiences till the day she dies. She needs to - for once in her fucking life - stop victimizing herself.
Side side note: I decided to use her actual name, Amber, since I know she reads here and it pisses her off when people call her by her real name and not Amberlynn.
 
She def. said Wattpad... maybe she "meant" to post and got lazy, or got embarrassed and took them all down, or made a different user name... Anyway, sorry to get everyone's hopes up.

It's okay. We still have "monster truck in the nightlife". No one can take that away from us.
 
Dont believe the fostermom pushed her down the stairs. She said she weighed like 450lbs at 15yo. So, she probably fell and blamed her fostermom just because nothing is amber's fault.
I also wonder what kind of sister she was to a brother who apparently didn't to leave with AL and go to a different foster home after those foster parents supposedly pushed his sister down the stairs...
 
I went through Destinys ask.fm, and it was as horrible as I thought it would be. The questions were asked before Amber and her met each other, which makes everything even more cringey.

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It's like talking to a 12 year old. Dustin also said she doesn't fall in love easily :lol:

Amber asked her plenty of questions too, but that one is worth reading. Seems like Dustin is not a complete idiot.
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Most of it is just Amber and Dustin licking each others asses. I will spare you that.
 
AL is probably one of those annoying, tumblr girls that pretends to "be in love" with and write TONS of poetry because she thinks it'll make her seem interesting and intellectual.
I mean my God, the other day she went as far as saying she'd like to possibly have a book published one day. Unless she's pulling a Trisha Paytas and paying to publish it herself, does she realize how many rejection letters people receive regularly?!
She can't even fucking speak properly and she expects us to believe she's the next Robert Frost?
Side note: I could give two fucks about what Amber went through when she was a child. And I don't feel bad saying that. Others have gone through much worse and they are not pieces of shit today, leeching off of others. She will be using her possibly made up childhood experiences till the day she dies. She needs to - for once in her fucking life - stop victimizing herself.
Side side note: I decided to use her actual name, Amber, since I know she reads here and it pisses her off when people call her by her real name and not Amberlynn.
One of the key things a cluster b does(narc mostly in this case) is pull the victim card so you(being kind and sensitive) will pity them.
The other thing is---they lie.
They may seem fun and caring at first, just to pull you in to their orbit. Amberlynn seems this way to many who watch her vids as you can see in the comments. But if you get close enough to them they cannot keep their act up for long and you start seeing things that "just aren't right". You see ,as they say, " the person behind the mask".
We've seen her ugliness. For me , I do not like Amber, I am not neutral. She vlogs her mental disorder or puts it out there on younow. She doesn't have a clue something is seriously wrong with her and it's not just her weight.
 
One of the key things a cluster b does(narc mostly in this case) is pull the victim card so you(being kind and sensitive) will pity them.
The other thing is---they lie.
They may seem fun and caring at first, just to pull you in to their orbit. Amberlynn seems this way to many who watch her vids as you can see in the comments. But if you get close enough to them they cannot keep their act up for long and you start seeing things that "just aren't right". You see ,as they say, " the person behind the mask".
We've seen her ugliness. For me , I do not like Amber, I am not neutral. She vlogs her mental disorder or puts it out there on younow. She doesn't have a clue something is seriously wrong with her and it's not just her weight.
Exactly what I have said so many times. This is all an act (when she is pretending to care about anyone but herself) she never friends/dates anyone unless they are some benefit to her personally. Whether it's rides, places to crash/live, money whatever she can gain from you if it's worth enough to her she will put her act on for you to get it. This of course like you have said does not last long in the long term, AL cannot fake the funk for too long before she starts either becoming too demanding or just plain ole doesn't give enough of a shit to keep the ruse going.
 
I went through Destinys ask.fm, and it was as horrible as I thought it would be. The questions were asked before Amber and her met each other, which makes everything even more cringey.

It's like talking to a 12 year old. Dustin also said she doesn't fall in love easily :lol:

Amber asked her plenty of questions too, but that one is worth reading. Seems like Dustin is not a complete idiot.

Most of it is just Amber and Dustin licking each others asses. I will spare you that.


Please, please PLEASE tell me Dustin's Ask.fm handle. I must read this shit
 
So, slightly off topic but something I found interesting, Nickacado Avacado uploaded a Mukbang with Hungry Fat Girl at the Heart Attack Grill (disturbing). If you weigh over 350 lbs, you eat free. Fat Girl weighed in at 403 or something- she's smaller than AL!! I would've bet money that she was over 500.
 
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