Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I think the funniest/saddest thing about this statement is that she considers that to be a "skinny" girl when at that height and weight someone of that size would still be obese... proving she really has a distorted view of weight

Morbidly obese people generally have no idea what counts as a healthy weight. It's how they can rationalize their own weight, usually.
 
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But the hell of it is that she will be very lucky if she ever drops below 250 again, even with WLS. 220 at 5'3 probably seems like an impossible skinny dream.
That's why she likes Mama June From Not To Hot so much, she wants magical skin removal and a fun trainer to whisk her into her dream 199.
I think the funniest/saddest thing about this statement is that she considers that to be a "skinny" girl when at that height and weight someone of that size would still be obese... proving she really has a distorted view of weight
She said this because that's what Krystle was at the time, trying to be complimentary in her own f-d up way
 
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I just noticed that Destiny posted a love song tribute to her ex before Amber and then made one for Amber in the same month. There are some real gems of big AL in some of those clips.

I don't doubt for a second that Destiny would do something like that, but the lady this particular song is dedicated to is Destiny's mother.
 
I believe this is her at 331, her thinnest, she went to the gym, and tried so hard...gotta admit the girl was movin', please remember the Alamo AL.

I would actually say her life back then was even lazier than when she got with Destiny, I think she just tried to control herself more when it comes to eating, she had a little embarrassment still at that time because of Krystal's parents, also they both had less money to go out and eat crap since neither of them worked.
She is lazy and she loves food, that's a terrible combination and the more confidence she get's with someone the more those 2 come out.
I remember those videos, her going to the gym didn't last long and everything that wasn't them going out to eat was extremely rare oh and she had the task to do the dishes, other than that they were always home doing nothing.
A lot of people think she started getting weight after she went with Destiny but that's not accurate. She started getting weight when she was at Krystal's still. If you compare the videos of that period where she did the dancing etc and the videos where she was about to go to Destiny she was clearly bigger. Of course, once she went with Destiny things went completely out of control and at some point she even admitted it that basically to her living alone meant going out and eating all the crap she wanted everyday.

The only think I will admit is that she was pleasant to watch and even her laugh was pleasant to hear back than, but she said how she acted was fake because she was camera shy and this is her true self.
 
I would actually say her life back then was even lazier than when she got with Destiny, I think she just tried to control herself more when it comes to eating, she had a little embarrassment still at that time because of Krystal's parents, also they both had less money to go out and eat crap since neither of them worked.
She is lazy and she loves food, that's a terrible combination and the more confidence she get's with someone the more those 2 come out.
I remember those videos, her going to the gym didn't last long and everything that wasn't them going out to eat was extremely rare oh and she had the task to do the dishes, other than that they were always home doing nothing.
A lot of people think she started getting weight after she went with Destiny but that's not accurate. She started getting weight when she was at Krystal's still. If you compare the videos of that period where she did the dancing etc and the videos where she was about to go to Destiny she was clearly bigger. Of course, once she went with Destiny things went completely out of control and at some point she even admitted it that basically to her living alone meant going out and eating all the crap she wanted everyday.

The only think I will admit is that she was pleasant to watch and even her laugh was pleasant to hear back than, but she said how she acted was fake because she was camera shy and this is her true self.
Vlogmas 7 part 1 she started gaining weight and it was all uphill from there, er downhill and it's so sad because she seemed upset about it, but did nothing...
 
This has been mentioned before but I have to comment on the parallels between her life and Trisha Paytas'.
I wonder how many of her troubles are legit and how many are an homage to the trash queen. No doubt she has a few problems, but all that she alludes to? I highly doubt it. I mean, you don't get to be 500lbs without having some faulty wiring, but...

I'm sure that's the reason why she likes Trasha so much. She's a hot mess and somehow became (in)famous for it, which makes her the perfect role model for someone who is a fuckup, knows they're a fuckup, and is pretending to change but doesn't really give a fuck and only came for the asspats. The fact that AL is looking up to someone whose career is being pathetic is very telling of how serious she is about getting her shit together. If everything stayed the way it is and she somehow gained 2 million subscribers, she'd be as happy as a pig in shit, merrily feed herself to her next big milestone (600 lbs) and still bum rides from her piglet squad instead of investing some of her YT cash in driving lessons.
 
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I don't doubt for a second that Destiny would do something like that, but the lady this particular song is dedicated to is Destiny's mother.
You have to go all the way back, check Jun 2015.

Love vids for two girls in the same month. :lol:

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You have to go all the way back, check Jun 2015.

Love vids for two girls in the same month. :lol:

Wow I always judge AL for being lazy, but I was too lazy to scroll down. :oops:

My old account was Sailor Mars (got locked out), so im finally back...

Anyone have any updates on Sharla?

When people first began bombarding her with questions about Sharla, AL ignored them.

Eventually AL realized she couldn't ignore them any longer and decided it was time to feed them something. She said that Sharla had some family issues that needed to take precedence over her other relationships. She may have actually been provided this story by Sharla, but it may have simply been a story told to let AL down easily. I know it would be really hard for me to accept that my friend is an utter sack of shit and dump them coldly. Sharla seems to be the kind of person to get angry and tell a friend to fuck off. She and her sister cut all ties with their cousin Mary after ganging up on her and even punched her.

When viewers wouldn't stop asking about Sharla, AL allowed that they were no longer besties.

And now, as @BubbaGumpShraaamp said, they're allegedly going to be seeing one another again soon. Maybe AL has planned for her next recorded pity party to be about friends coming in and out of her sad life. Sharla, who is both married and very close to her family, managed to escape AL's greasy grasp relativity unscathed. They likely are encouraging her to stay the hell away from the beast.

All anyone can say is what AL says. I'll be surprised if we see Sharla again. People don't go from needy, devoted friendship to completely out of their friend's life without something happening. And everyone involved in this saga is the trashiest white trash I've ever seen.

Tl;dr, AL is a liar and her relationships always fail if the people involved aren't :autism:
 
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And saying she doesn't like fruit, word for word Trish. Shane Dawson also says he hates fruit. I guess it's the thing to do...but AL used to eat fruit all the time, and liked it. She's just too lazy to wash/cut it, (I recall an old Krystle vid where she preps a pineapple complaining the entire time.) To her credit, fruit probably tastes sour now because she's too used to sweets.

Also, don't forget that mukbang last summer where she ate a crap ton of cherries.

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I think the votes on the survey of who weights more need to change, Al is bigger.
In Amy's case most part of the fat is on her upper body/neck/face, in Al's case it's more proportionated as crazy as it may sound but if you see them both standing Al is bigger and I'm 99% she weights more.
 
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I think the votes on the survey of who weights more need to change, Al is bigger.

I agree. AL is really good at the angles, and the recent development that Hungry Fat Chick is 405 has been blowing my mind. She is 100 lbs less than AL, but AL seems smaller. It makes me wonder what is going on that we don't see. Not that I want to see...

It's been said before, but I just don't get how you can be her height and weight and sustain that weight. Has the math been done to see how many calories she has to consume? That's a lot of carrots and hummus, GORL.
 
I agree. AL is really good at the angles, and the recent development that Hungry Fat Chick is 405 has been blowing my mind. She is 100 lbs less than AL, but AL seems smaller. It makes me wonder what is going on that we don't see. Not that I want to see...

It's been said before, but I just don't get how you can be her height and weight and sustain that weight. Has the math been done to see how many calories she has to consume? That's a lot of carrots and hummus, GORL.

The last time I calculated, it was about 3600 calories a day. We don't really know her current weight, though. I believe she's over 500 pounds. I wish she'd just wake up already and take it seriously.
 
I agree. AL is really good at the angles, and the recent development that Hungry Fat Chick is 405 has been blowing my mind. She is 100 lbs less than AL, but AL seems smaller. It makes me wonder what is going on that we don't see. Not that I want to see...

It's been said before, but I just don't get how you can be her height and weight and sustain that weight. Has the math been done to see how many calories she has to consume? That's a lot of carrots and hummus, GORL.

Yes, as crazy at it may sound she's good at angles and covering herself, just consider her instagram photos to have a better idea at how much she probably tries at home to seem less fat. Also having your fat proportionated is a really lucky thing that can happen to you and it makes a big difference wether when you try to lose it or if you stay that way. Amy or Hungry fat chick just throw themselves in whatever position and they both have more fat in their stomach and upper body, on Amy's case in her face too. Also I think she may be taller, Idk how tall she says she is but she's always the tallest of the group so Idk.
The difference between those 2 and Al is that she cares in some way, she just doesn't want to put any action behind her thoughts. The other 2 care less about how their fat looks, they know they are and show themselves how they just are, especially hungry fat chick who has used her fat as her main income for years so she's the one who cares less about how fat she may appear. I'm pretty sure Al's fat must be scarier if you see her in person. I'll never forget the first time I noticed her full body after sometime she already was with D and her weight was going out of control. I felt physically sick

This are a bit old but I stopped making them at some point.
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The one with her sitting on the couch and dancing is when she was drunk at D surprise party and noe one was able to help her go on the second floor and sleep in their bed.
So yeah she is enormous and it must be even more in person where you can realize the extent of her obesity.
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This are a bit old but I stopped making them at some point.

The swaying of the camera as she waddles in this first gif made me seasick.

She is clearly putting on weight and she can claim otherwise all she likes, but surely even her supporters see that she can't be trusted just at her word anymore? I mean there's liking someone and following their story, and then there's believing every word that comes out of their mouth.

For that matter, big AL's supporters have to be the most nasty wasps nest of hypocrisy and idiocy I have ever seen. Make a comment about her diet? "She's trying." "You don't know what she eats in a day." "You're not her doctor." Question her lack of weigh-ins and accountability? "She doesn't owe anyone shit." "She can lose weight at whatever pace makes her comfortable." "She's beautiful just the way she is." Not to mention she outright nastiness about Dana's looks already pointed out here.

They love to say that her 'haters' have shitty lives and poor self esteem and need to get a life, etc. But really, what kind of a life must a person be living to find a role model in Amberlynn Reid?
 
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