Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm going through some of her older videos. (Not sure why I'm doing this to myself.)
Came across this video from October 2016.
This was back when she was doing ootd segments in her videos.

Best part of the video:
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There was this video, called ''A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!!! | VLOGMAS 10, 2016'' where I realized how short her arms are now (compared to her body) because of her size and how uncomfortable must be when trying to take care of yourself... no wonder why she wasn't brushing her crazy long hair etc., depression my ass... I can't even imagine how she's able to wear her clothes let alone other more challenging stuff...
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There was this video, called ''A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!!! | VLOGMAS 10, 2016'' where I realized how short her arms are now (compared to her body) because of her size and how uncomfortable must be when trying to take care of yourself... no wonder why she wasn't brushing her crazy long hair etc, depression my ass... I can't even imagine how she's able to wear her clothes let alone other more challenging stuff...

Holy crap, in the first one, her hands barely touch. There is no way she's able to adequately wipe herself.
 
There was this video, called ''A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!!! | VLOGMAS 10, 2016'' where I realized how short her arms are now (compared to her body) because of her size and how uncomfortable must be when trying to take care of yourself... no wonder why she wasn't brushing her crazy long hair etc, depression my ass... I can't even imagine how she's able to wear her clothes let alone other more challenging stuff...

jfc *gross butttttt* with how short her arms are there's no way she is sufficiently cleaning her nether-regions
 
There was this video, called ''A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE!!! | VLOGMAS 10, 2016'' where I realized how short her arms are now (compared to her body) because of her size and how uncomfortable must be when trying to take care of yourself... no wonder why she wasn't brushing her crazy long hair etc, depression my ass... I can't even imagine how she's able to wear her clothes let alone other more challenging stuff...
Two weird things I noticed as well...When she did that little jig, her legs barely moved physically. Like, I have no doubt her skeleton was really doing something there, but you can barely see anything happen physically. Secondly, it looks like her legs are on backwards in the third clip because of all of the swelling/fat/foolishness.
 
One of the many things I find tragic about AL is how rapidly the fat is aging her. I've noticed that as many people gain a bit of weight it helps keep them younger looking because the fat smooths out any wrinkles. Of course, keeping fit and pursuing health keeps people even younger looking than smoothed out plump people. But AL has gotten so fat she just looks like a sick old lady. She thinks she looks so great for her age, though. She's forever recounting tales of getting carded for alcohol purchases, but that's only because the employees are taught to card anyone who appears to be less than forty. Those same employees are probably just being nice by implying she looks less than forty.

SWIM (cough cough) is a decade older and looks fifteen years younger
 
Two weird things I noticed as well...When she did that little jig, her legs barely moved physically. Like, I have no doubt her skeleton was really doing something there, but you can barely see anything happen physically. Secondly, it looks like her legs are on backwards in the third clip because of all of the swelling/fat/foolishness.

That's interesting you noticed that. It seems as if her body was made of tumors. Her legs look especially painful. I think there is no jiggle since her body is getting filled with fat to the point of it breaking the skin. If she were to lose weight, her fat would be softer and would definitely jiggle. Just more proof of how unhealthy she is.
 
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She's forever recounting tales of getting carded for alcohol purchases, but that's only because the employees are taught to card anyone who appears to be less than forty. Those same employees are probably just being nice by implying she looks less than forty.

I personally think it's because she talks like an idiot teenager, but that doesn't fit her narrative I guess. The fact that she thinks she's carded because of her looks tells me she's fishing for compliments every time she says "I'm not pretty at all," like in her last video.
 
AL once admitted she wears a 2X-3X on top and a 5X-6X on the bottom, I'm sure that's gone up some since, but it makes sense because her lower body is literally the size of a fucking couch.

Also Amy is very facially unattractive. Just not one redeeming feature. The ugly stick fucking went to town on her. AL is plain, but not totally busted facially. With make-up, angles, and filters she can fake cute-ish, which gives people the impression she's "better" and less of a "gross" fatty than Amy is.
There is NO way she is only 2x-3x, especially in womens clothing. I'm 5'5 and at my heaviest I was 300 pounds and I gain weight like Amber, everywhere. 3X was usually just right with womens shirts and 2Xwith mens t-shirts. Every size is about 30-40 pounds depending on how you gain weight, you do the math. About 7X-8X sounds more correct lmao
 
There is NO way she is only 2x-3x, especially in womens clothing. I'm 5'5 and at my heaviest I was 300 pounds and I gain weight like Amber, everywhere. 3X was usually just right with womens shirts and 2Xwith mens t-shirts. Every size is about 30-40 pounds depending on how you gain weight, you do the math. About 7X-8X sounds more correct lmao
Yeah I agree. I remember before AL refused to admit that she wasn't shopping at Torrid anymore because she was too big for Torrid lol
 
Amberlynn isn't pretty. 500lbs ≠ "pretty" no matter what your face looks like. In fact, facial features in people who are super morbidly obese will likely be hidden by the extra mass so it's generally impossible to actually tell what one would look like at a normal weight. I try to picture what Amberlynn would look like without all the fat but it's difficult. I think I saw a couple of photoshops on here that probably came close. If those were accurate, she's a plain Jane at best; not ugly but nothing special.
 
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