Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[NobodyReally]

A while back ALR made a video and she was explaining to Sharla that the "Poconos" is a place with huts on stilts on the beach. It seems someone finally informed her that it was actually Bora Bora she was talking about.

 

[Dovahshit]

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So Krystle really came to see her gf. Wonder if they'll ever get to spend any time alone together?

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Needed someone to supply booze.

i hope for krystle not for i can see hamber already trying to sweet-talk krystle into hauling amber in her house again

 

[Cocco]

Lmfao!! The way she hides her fat in those snapchat photos is unreal. If she put half as much time into weight loss as she does editing them fake pics maybe she wouldn't be pushing 600.

So, I found this video and perfect timing since krystals with her now. The Good stuff starts around 8:02 ugh!! she's the most bossy disgusting pig!

Her photos are pathetic, I get that you want to make a good photo, everyone does that but the way she squeezes herself to appear less than a quarter of what she actually is you can only call it pathetic if not worse considering she has always used photos like this to find gf.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

So Nena came to visit, too? Awkward if Becks shows up.

 

[likeigiveafuck]

So, I found this video and perfect timing since krystals with her now. The Good stuff starts around 8:02 ugh!! she's the most bossy disgusting pig!

I still can't believe this cunt had the audacity to box up the junk food and move it into Krystle's parent's room. Its their goddamn house and they can't have snacks in their kitchen because this freeloader has the self-control of a retarded hyena? Christ... I can't even feel bad for them because they let that shit happen. Its no wonder she's such a spoiled brat.

 

[Sadcake]

A while back ALR made a video and she was explaining to Sharla that the "Pocanos" is a place with huts on stilts on the beach. It seems someone finally inforned her that it was avtually Bora Bora she was talking about.

This cracks me the hell up every time it's brought up. Little powerleveling: I lived in the Poconos for almost ten years.

Sperging about the Poconos ahead.

Spoiler

The natural beauty is impeccable. There are nice ski resorts and lots of opportunities for outdoorsy shit. Lots of state parks and preserves everywhere. There are a few tiny gems of towns (mostly the University towns) here and there that are worth visiting.

As tourism goes it's a great place for outdoorsy folks and people who can afford summer homes, but it's not the place for AL. XD

Most of the area is farms, Amish country, woods, and once great ,but now dilapidated coal and iron towns.

Like. Literally. One of the nearby counties to the area can't even afford to pay the salaries for their political positions. This one town had to shut off the gas to their city hall because they couldn't afford to pay it.

I would Love to know how AL got borabora and the Poconos mixed up XD

 

[Xenomorph]

So Nena came to visit, too? Awkward if Becks shows up.

Well if you feel any tremors you know all the pieces of the landwhale puzzle are together in good ole Kentucky.

 

[Likeamonstertruckeveryday]

I don't know if you already discussed this video, or this part of the video rather. She was seriously confused and I no longer want to live.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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So Krystle really came to see her gf. Wonder if they'll ever get to spend any time alone together?

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Needed someone to supply booze.

She looks like a bobble head with a shrunken body in her snaps, but she's really shaped like a poop emoji.

 

[HerpDerp]

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You just won the internet with this photo. Her back and ass are eating her shirt.

 

[GORL]

I don't know if you already discussed this video, or this part of the video rather. She was seriously confused and I no longer want to live.

"For some reason on here it looks backwards." It's a freaking mirror. Wow.

Also, this one really pissed me off at the time because she shows Destiny in the shower. Thankfully no naked parts, but Destiny was obviously unaware of the filming. Would AL have liked it if Destiny had done that to her? Not at all.

 

[JayBlue]

"For some reason on here it looks backwards." It's a freaking mirror. Wow.

Also, this one really pissed me off at the time because she shows Destiny in the shower. Thankfully no naked parts, but Destiny was obviously unaware of the filming. Would AL have liked it if Destiny had done that to her? Not at all.

I don't understand how anyone could date her.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I don't understand how anyone could date her.

They don't know any better. I would say she's a masterful manipulator, but she's not, since her prey are literally too stupid to notice the gigantic red flags.

And no, I'm not referring to how her underwear looks on the clothesline.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I don't understand how anyone could date her.

I don't understand how she thinks these multiple guys are hitting on her and she has to lie about her name. Sitting next to someone and asking their name and starting a conversation doesn't necessarily mean your being hit on.
What do these guys say that makes you think that, Amber? Do you really think all these guys are thinking "Gotta get me some of that"? They're probably thinking "What the fuck is that?". The delusions are so strong with this one.

 

[JayBlue]

I honestly don't think she realizes how big she is. I think she is in denial. The way she thinks everyone is after her. Everyone really wants a 500 pound girlfriend to take care of. She's more of a hassle than an equal in a relationship.

I also saw on her twitter that she is excited for pride month. I'm not sure if she's really a lesbian. I know this topic had been talked about. I think that she likes women because they are easier and will accept her shit more than men. I'm a lesbian myself, I think she relies on people's natural instinct to take care of the ones they love. I'm not sure if anyone has ever loved her.

 

[sailorville]

Isn't that a normal southern thing, just general friendliness? I noticed while visiting that people are generally nice and not expect anything in return, but it's very typical of self absorbed girls like Amber to think there's something to it. It's just southern hospitality, you dumb fuck.

 

[ADHD]

AL looks like she's been into Amy's wardrobe:

 

[GORL]

AL looks like she's been into Amy's wardrobe:

What's really sad is this looks like their apartment in FL. So, she's bigger than this now.

 

[JayBlue]

On her twitter she made s poll asking people how long they want her vlogs to be. I like how she didn't ask what we want to see in her vlogs.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I honestly don't think she realizes how big she is. I think she is in denial. The way she thinks everyone is after her. Everyone really wants a 500 pound girlfriend to take care of. She's more of a hassle than an equal in a relationship.

I also saw on her twitter that she is excited for pride month. I'm not sure if she's really a lesbian. I know this topic had been talked about. I think that she likes women because they are easier and will accept her shit more than men. I'm a lesbian myself, I think she relies on people's natural instinct to take care of the ones they love. I'm not sure if anyone has ever loved her.

I'm unsure where the idea that women are easier marks for social parasites like AL comes from. If you're a disordered person like AL, everyone's a mark. If she was jadedly altering her sexual preferences in order to have access to people who are willing to take care of a massively obese woman who won't work and is a spendthrift, she'd be bisexual because there are definitely as many caretaker men out there as there are caretaker women and it would double her pool of prey.

Men take plenty of shit in relationships. Think of how many weak-willed and lonely men there are out there. Think of all the captain save-a-ho types, all the dudes who tolerate extremely unpleasant women because they watched their dads do it. There are memes about those men that are akin to the U-Haul lesbian memes. AL is huge, but there are men who like huge women. AL would have far more economic security if she went on a fat dating site and nailed down a dude who would want nothing more from her than that she eat and lounge around. Such men are generally not captains of industry but chances are they will make more money than someone like Becky and are going into the relationship knowing that AL will primarily be a consumer in the relationship.

If anyone here recalls Quirky Rosie, she was a body positivity girl around AL's age who is massive and ugly to boot. People discuss whether or not AL is pretty but compared to Rosie AL is a beauty queen with the taste and carriage of a queen. Rosie is unattractive, has visible fungal skin growths from not showering, weighs over 500 pounds, and has the charm of a dirty litter box but she went online and landed herself a whale lover and moved across country to be with him. AL could do that well very easily because although it seems like these huge women are everywhere, women AL's size are still relatively rare and most of them are not that fat so young. They bulk up after years of marriage and childbearing. Men who want a super-obese young woman have far fewer options than you might think and will tolerate lots of nonsense to obtain one (those who are keen observers of the fatosphere can likely think of other online famous fatties who are foul human beings who landed a man - Amber Sarah also comes to mind - over 600 pounds, crazy, useless, personality disordered and ugly and she never is without a man for long). A young, childless woman AL's size could also find some lump of a country boy who loves her for who she is inside and would let her sit around the house in some sort of misguided chivalry.

Men are as willing to tolerate and enable AL's shit as much as any woman.