🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Angus Barbieri (1938 or 1939 – 7 September 1990) was a Scottish man who fasted for 382 days, from 14 June 1965 to 30 June 1966. He subsisted on tea, coffee, sparkling water, vitamins and yeast extract while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. Barbieri went from 456 pounds (207 kg) to 180 pounds (82 kg), losing 276 pounds (125 kg) and setting a record for the length of a fast.

I found a new challenge for our favorite fat gorlypop. Best part about it is she makes her own yeast!
 
i'm absolutely gobsmacked at the fact this toxic bitch was able to rake in ad money for the last 14 years or however long its been. I thought adpocalypse type shit would have already happened. Did being demonetized bother Cobra that much? No! I see what the problem is. She wants to just rake money off a channel that's already on life support instead of bucking up like anyone else who calls themselves a Youtuber and turning that livestream on.

Also I would give her the same benefit of the doubt about the contents of her bank account as I would to Boogie.
 
I bet those mental things is getting real scary right about now lol the biggest sign that she truly doesn’t have any savings and isn’t bringing money in is that she actually loses weight. I seriously doubt anyone in the family will cook enough food for her to maintain her current 550+elbees
 
Mother Gooseberry said:
I bet those mental things is getting real scary right about now lol the biggest sign that she truly doesn’t have any savings and isn’t bringing money in is that she actually loses weight. I seriously doubt anyone in the family will cook enough food for her to maintain her current 550+elbees
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Shitty food that keeps your weight or makes you gain weight is so cheap and plentiful that very often the fattest people are the poorest.

She's not gonna lose weight. She could even be homeless and still be a fat fuck.
 
Mother Gooseberry said:
I bet those mental things is getting real scary right about now lol the biggest sign that she truly doesn’t have any savings and isn’t bringing money in is that she actually loses weight. I seriously doubt anyone in the family will cook enough food for her to maintain her current 550+elbees
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The simple carbs are the cheapest foods there are. Rice, pasta, potatoes and white bread could keep her stuffed to the gills very cheaply.

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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Oh she still thinks theres a chance!
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Of course she’s going to try. It’s by far her easiest solution and it worked for Gorlic bread.
 
Ignorance of the law is no excuse, Fatty.

Anyone ever watch the Canadian show Princess? Where spoiled brats would face the errors of their spending ways, with Gail Vox-???.

Anyways, a lot of the princesses spent $$$$ on designer consumer shit, and thought they'd make EZ Monay selling the lot. Only to find their shit wasn't worth a nickel. Good times.

Yeah, Amber should've watched it.
 
amber made at the very LEAST an income of a lower-middle class family with two working parents, for a decade.
she spent it all on walmart luxury goods, legos, and a $3k a month doordash budget.
the only reason she was able to attract and keep her girlfriends (caretakers and uber drivers) around was because of her insane financial ability to do nothing and profit.

none of this time that she had an unimaginable income for zero effort did she put towards self-betterment in any form.
it is really mind boggling, but at the end of the day amber is no different than a street junkie that won the lottery, just swap fentanyl for mass amounts of takeout.

the options ahead:
  • she becomes less lazy and puts extreme effort into making content and diversifying her social media outreach (<0.000000001% chance, good ending)
  • she pulls a nikocado and loses 400 pounds silently and then comes back to literally any social media to amass an insane amount of donations and a documentary (no chance but let me dream)
  • TRAILER PARK ARC- same 7/11 diet food tiktoks, vape and scratcher hauls, with the added fun shenanigans of a new fat broke oklahoman lesbian that is desperate enough to attach themselves to another fat broke lesbian (more potential domestic abuser-lynn era, most entertainment value)
  • she just fucking reapplies in 3 months for remonetization, gets approved, and we get a brief "grateful-lynn" vlog era, then back to the same old cycle again (most likely)
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Oh she still thinks theres a chance! Removed 730 videos today.

Is she aiming for remonetization?

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It's gotta be the fat narc removing her own videos at this point in the past several hours. YouTube's cache hasn't even caught up to the indexing yet because when her channel is searched, it comes up as 2.6k videos, but then actually clicking on her channel reveals 1.9k videos.

The reporting of her videos in the past several days happened too slow to compare to over 700 videos removed. The very first ever video, the "weight loss channel" origin video, is no longer on the channel...sorting by "Oldest" only shows videos from 10 years ago, not 12-13 years ago anymore.

Not to mention that 700+ videos resulted in only a loss of -589k views (these videos could not be heavy hitters) whereas the 50+ videos removed from reporting created a loss of over 5M+ views means that there is some kind of bias happening now that didn't happen before. The fat narc has only succeeded in removing the least viewed videos of her dying channel. Numbers don't lie, unlike her. What a desperate attempt!
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So da BLOOOB has to get a JOOOB?

Fat chance lol, Blubberella will probably try her hardest to get another grift, and if she can't she will just switch doordash for sketti n Butter
 
It’s not the end of Amber. Dramatic goodbye (for now lol). She will pop back up on YT probably to promote her kick or twitch channel. It won’t pay enough, so she will have paetron or try getting subs/ cash app donos. None of it will get her the old YT ad sense bucks but it will probably help subsidize her fast food addiction along with all the welfare benefits she will start collecting.
 
On the one hand, it's pretty fucked up of YouTube to allow this type of content for fourteen years, suddenly change their mind (and the rules), and penalize people for having content on their channel that was allowed when they made and uploaded it. The "self harm" rule is very vague, and everyone assumed it meant no cutting or suicide talk (which it did, originally). YouTube intentionally makes their rules vague and arbitrary imho.

On the other hand, YouTube notified Hamber all the way back in July, and she didn't do anything about it. She had plenty of time to deal with their arbitrary rule change, but did absolutely nothing (classic Hamber).

On the third hand, I really hate Hamber, Chantal, and Shanny for Christ, therefore it's funny af.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s not the end of Amber. Dramatic goodbye (for now lol). She will pop back up on YT probably to promote her kick or twitch channel. It won’t pay enough, so she will have paetron or try getting subs/ cash app donos. None of it will get her the old YT ad sense bucks but it will probably help subsidize her fast food addiction along with all the welfare benefits she will start collecting.
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People who live parasitic lifestyles like this have learned helplessness and are so severely disconnected from reality that even if they wanted to get a real job they're psychologically incapable of doing so. Most have never had a real job to begin with and the prospect of low/minimum paying jobs for many hours a week will always be beneath them.

I don't know much about amberlynn but I can almost guarantee she'll just stick with the lower paying shit on Kick and keep bumbling onward.
 
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