JayBlue
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I can't imagine how smelly her house probably is. She's so lazy she probably doesn't clean, she has so many animals, and she is 500+ pounds.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I can't imagine how smelly her house probably is. She's so lazy she probably doesn't clean, she has so many animals, and she is 500+ pounds.
Marleauxisit10
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Yes, like WTF is that all about? She can't just buy 1 or 2 of things. It's a hoard of jewelry, chokers, perfume, Febreeze and Glade sprays. She has major issues.
SlayGorl
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Confused. At about 1:18 of this video a Tammie Smith asks if her and Krystle watch porn together. Isn't that her aunts name? Lol...
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UPDATE
In this video which was posted a little over a month later she gets another question from Tammie Smith and confirms it is her aunt. LOL the fuck
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Well Becky hasn't been around AL 24 hours a day 7 days a week
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You're right. I was thinking the smell in there must be terrible but I forgot about her compulsive shopping. Remember all of those journals she showed that time? There's also scarves, clothes, gifts, fake plants...
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Hamberlynn is now resorting to losing entire limbs in order to pull off her fat girl angles. She's really just an overstuffed bean bag with a bloated head perched on top.
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That angle isn't even helping her anymore she looks very bloated in the face
Hamberlynn is now resorting to losing entire limbs in order to pull off her fat girl angles. She's really just an overstuffed bean bag with a bloated head perched on top.
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Dana's dad, ladies and gentlemen. It's weird how much she resembles him. It's also worth noting that her parents are still together and presumably, Dana, Destiny and their blossoming hoard of neglected pets live with them.
Never change, Kentucky.
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Dana's dad, ladies and gentlemen. It's weird how much she resembles him. It's also worth noting that her parents are still together and presumably, Dana, Destiny and their blossoming hoard of neglected pets live with them.
Never change, Kentucky.
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2nd degree sodomy w/ a fourteen-year-old, dannnngggggg... Keep a close eye on your pets' buttholes ladies.
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OOOOOH, LOOKIT IT!!!! IT HAD A GWATE TOOY-IM, DIH-UN IT?!?!!?
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Twinkie is my favorite one of the AL and friends clan. I hope one day she writes a tell-all book.
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Amberlynn "YT is my job" Reid uploaded her second video this week and I hope you're sitting down, cause IT'S ANOTHER SIT-DOWN! Also, just in case you were wondering, if she could go anywhere in the world, she would go to Bora Bora.
I swear one of these days it's just gonna be like...
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Snapchat Q&A. Going to summarize so long post ahead.
She starts by saying she's dressing for winter because it's "getting really hot out there" so the A/C is "CRANK'EEN".
She's too lazy to complete a single hair braid so she just half-assed it and then bitched about how she couldn't be bothered to finish it.
She said she's doing it because "you guys come up with really good questions" but why does she repeat the same generic questions?
Did Krystle affect your decision with your weight loss journey? - "No, nothing's really changed" ¿ okay
What advice can you give to lose weight and stay motivated? - "I'm honestly the wrong person to be asking." No shit. "Do it for your heath." "I feel like a hypocrite which I kind of am..." we know. "I have not always lived the healthiest life." Oh really? "When you wanna lose weight you don't want to get worse so the only thing you can do is get better." That's not how this works. You're only getting worse.
MOST VALUABLE QUESTION- if hospitalized because you're overweight, would you vlog in the hospital and interview your enablers and ask them why they contributed to your slow death by taking you to restaurants? (Paraphrasing a bit sorry) - "GOOORRLLL THAT WAS BRUTAL" like what you've been doing to your body for 2.5+ decades? She said she probably wouldn't vlog and she wouldn't interview her enablers. She asks "was that even a legit question?"
Someone asked for 3 songs on the soundtrack of her life. She contemplated this the longest out of any question. It's so hard. LITERUHLLY.
Would you rather bathe in chicken noodle soup or cream of mushroom soup? Jokes on you, Hamberlynn can't fit in the bath.
Is Becky better in bed than Destiny? "Not answering that!" @4:20 in the video
Who is your celeb crush? - you're clearly new here (hint: it's Miley)
What's your goal with YouTube and your videos? - "I don't have a goal with YouTube." "This channel is all about me."
What happened with Dana? "Nothing really" she sent AL a long text and "I responded maturely" (ofc she has to mention how maturely she handled it) she hates drama. It's like it never happened and AL "always" has thought of Dana as a friend.
Last time you cried? - "when krystle left"
Will you film more hauls? - people were complaining she only buys junk which makes her feel "poopy" she'll film more hauls "when they're appropriate" whatever that means. She wants to film a torrid haul soon (but I thought she couldn't shop there 50lbs ago?)
How to be confident? - "I know how to fake it. When you fake it enough you start to maybe possibly believe it." She never looks at herself and thinks she's cute or amazing. "Just know that you are." "Apparently I'm faking it GUUUUD." "I don't want to always be down on myself." Maybe if you tried it once in a while you'd want to lose weight GOORLLLL. She has a freak out session over herself cursing in her own video that she could edit if she wasn't so lazy.
Do you regret moving to Florida? "No, everything happens for a reason."
How did you start talking to Becky? - she was a subscriber. She didn't understand why AL was getting hate. She messaged and AL responded and so on. AL can't respond to everyone but GORRRLL you should totally send her messages.
Would you date a guy? "Done that. Did that. Totally done with that. I'm a lesbian!"
Film a hair routine? "I wash my hair 2-3x a week but I shower daily." She only brushes her hair before she showers. Not after. She doesn't do enough to it for a full video. She wears it down "with my bangs over"
Summer plans? None. She wanted to go back with Krystle but couldn't because she had no one to watch her cats.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? - do I need to type the answer?
Do you love Becky? Are you moving soon? - "I don't want to talk about love." Says their feelings are growing but that's something they need to talk about together. She said she's moving eventually, but she won't say more until later because she's still figuring things out. "In a couple of months. Or sooner. Or later." She said it's "kinda sad" because this is her first place and she pays all the bills herself.
Have you tried paining to help with depression and anxiety? - she says never "legit" painting. She loves finding hobbies to help with her depression. AL ANY hobbies would help with your depression at this point. Do something. Put on some pants.
More mukbangs? She said she's going to film more because "people hate on me no matter what" and so she might as well make videos she wants to make. I don't know what she's BEEN doing then because she certainly won't film a proper weigh in like everyone has wanted for years.
Do you want kids one day? Would you adopt? Or are your fur babies enough? - "RIGHT NOW (not what she asked) my furbabies are enough." She couldn't handle kids now especially as one person (not the question). "If it happens it happens" she seems confused as to how it will "just happen" if she's a lesbian and would have to plan for it.
What would you do if you became a man for a day? "My first thought was have sex WHO AM I?"
I missed the question (or maybe there wasn't one) but she says she spent 9 days with krystle and she's "the bestest person I've ever known" and they're "meant to be in each other's LIFES."
Will YouTube be your job forever or will you get another job? "Right now YouTube and YouNow are my job" she hasn't been on YouNow in 3 weeks and her uploads are getting fewer and farther between but okay. She claims this is her only form of payment and stresses she doesn't have a ton of money even though she eats out often. She says if she moves she'd probably get a job "for [her] mentality" because she goes insane being home all the time.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? - she claims she can't answer because she doesn't even know where she'll be in 10 minutes.
Future career goals? She doesn't have any. "That sounds ridiculous." She talks briefly about wanting to be published.
Why did you give up your weight loss journey? She hasn't. She just stopped filming it.
Favorite song besides Malibu? "Swish Swish by Katy Perry" "I may be fat but I get down" does she mean the BEETUS shuffle?
Would you rather be super skinny and unable to put on weight or have your binge eating disorder at the size you are? "Super skinny" because it would be "healthier" but then she also talks about how skinny doesn't equal healthy and fat doesn't equal unhealthy.
She ignored two questions. One about being able to change anything about her body and the other being her biggest insecurity. She claims she forgot them.
Have you ever considered weight loss surgery? She said she was originally "so against it" and then she thought it might be her only option and then she went back to being against it. Says she's very indecisive and doesn't think it'll ever happen.
Favorite way to get active? She says dancing.
If you could live anywhere? "Seattle"
Favorite unhealthy snack? "Candy, like chocolate"
Will you do daily vlogging? She says no because it's too boring. Beats this dumb ass Q&A though.
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haygurlhay
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I think she looks even bigger in the face in her latest video. No wonder she's done sharing her weight loss journey 
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On that question she called "brutal", did anyone else notice she stated to say "obese" then changed it to "overweight"? Her demeanor seems a tiny bit more like her older videos when she was more palatable. She seems to be even more delusional about her severe weight problem now, though. It's infuriating to see her fool herself.
She's already decided she's going to be doing more mukbangs, too. I swear it's just like watching those documentaries where you see junkies shooting up and ODing it's so uncomfortable. Bitch, you're fucking dying. I hope she realizes she needs to change when diabetes gets serious or at least after only one heart attack or stroke when she's in her 30's.
She's already decided she's going to be doing more mukbangs, too. I swear it's just like watching those documentaries where you see junkies shooting up and ODing it's so uncomfortable. Bitch, you're fucking dying. I hope she realizes she needs to change when diabetes gets serious or at least after only one heart attack or stroke when she's in her 30's.
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Has anyone uncovered her Wordpress yet? It hasn't been used since November 2015 but it's a pretty good time capsule.
https://raritycat.wordpress.com
Her last post was the start of a 100 day challenge.
"I want to weigh in every single day for the next 100 days.
If I’m going somewhere, like staying the night at my girlfriends dads house, I’ll bring my scale with me. " This is just unnecessary. Weight loss isn't something you see over one or two days. You see it over weeks. Weighing yourself every day just tricks you into feeling successful when your weight fluctuates 5+ pounds a day from water weight alone.
She says even though she weighs the most she's ever weighed she's "embracing it and moving on."
Almost got sad and felt bad for her when I reached this part-
"Last night I caught a horrible glimpse of myself in our windowed door.
I wasn’t wearing any pants because it was the end of the night and I was getting ready to go to sleep but I went into the living room to turn off the light and that’s when I saw my legs head on, bare skin, and I literally felt ill.
They’re a disgrace, absolutely disgusting."
She says she's seen "so many people" her weight who don't have legs like hers. She says it's not fair.
This was before Twinkie so she says
"Destiny and I were thinking about getting a dog but now that I think about it, we are like never home, so it would be almost a horrible idea.
We would never have time to train him/her and we would never have time to play with him/her and it would just all around be bad."
On gaining more weight-
"Krystle’s parents always told me to save my bigger jeans in case I gained weight back but I always told them that it would never happen.
I wasn’t lying; I thoroughly thought it would never happen."
https://raritycat.wordpress.com
Her last post was the start of a 100 day challenge.
"I want to weigh in every single day for the next 100 days.
If I’m going somewhere, like staying the night at my girlfriends dads house, I’ll bring my scale with me. " This is just unnecessary. Weight loss isn't something you see over one or two days. You see it over weeks. Weighing yourself every day just tricks you into feeling successful when your weight fluctuates 5+ pounds a day from water weight alone.
She says even though she weighs the most she's ever weighed she's "embracing it and moving on."
Almost got sad and felt bad for her when I reached this part-
"Last night I caught a horrible glimpse of myself in our windowed door.
I wasn’t wearing any pants because it was the end of the night and I was getting ready to go to sleep but I went into the living room to turn off the light and that’s when I saw my legs head on, bare skin, and I literally felt ill.
They’re a disgrace, absolutely disgusting."
She says she's seen "so many people" her weight who don't have legs like hers. She says it's not fair.
This was before Twinkie so she says
"Destiny and I were thinking about getting a dog but now that I think about it, we are like never home, so it would be almost a horrible idea.
We would never have time to train him/her and we would never have time to play with him/her and it would just all around be bad."
On gaining more weight-
"Krystle’s parents always told me to save my bigger jeans in case I gained weight back but I always told them that it would never happen.
I wasn’t lying; I thoroughly thought it would never happen."
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Have you ever seen My 600 Pound Life?
"Well, they look like that.
I’m not 600 pounds though and I never will be."
Oh Hamber, if only you could see yourself now...
It's cute how Dana and Dustins fat rolls fit together like jigsaw pieces.
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This part of her wordpress cracked me up:
"My job description is a little different than most because I’m constantly on call, working random shifts and positions.
Destiny and I work together and she only works one shift and one position.
We both work 5 days a week though, even though we are both at work 6 days a week. "
Forgot to mention Destiny worked full time, and she only worked 4 hours, and poor Destiny would have to hang out and volunteer even if she wasn't working, because she had to give AL's lazy ass a ride to work.
She also mentions that she and Destiny were thinking about getting a dog, but AL felt they wouldn't have time to take good care of it because they both work.
"My job description is a little different than most because I’m constantly on call, working random shifts and positions.
Destiny and I work together and she only works one shift and one position.
We both work 5 days a week though, even though we are both at work 6 days a week. "
Forgot to mention Destiny worked full time, and she only worked 4 hours, and poor Destiny would have to hang out and volunteer even if she wasn't working, because she had to give AL's lazy ass a ride to work.
She also mentions that she and Destiny were thinking about getting a dog, but AL felt they wouldn't have time to take good care of it because they both work.
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