Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mookbong]

Am I wrong or are you not supposed to cook instant noodles in some water and then add the packets? I've never had that brand of instant noodle but I have also never seen anyone add the packets on a dry bed of noodles? Like you make a soup or you drain it. That doesn't look like it would taste good. When I was a kid I crunched up dry Mr. Noodles and sprinkled the flavor packet on, but I was also a kid and exceptional.

You're not wrong.

Directions from the package:
Stove Top: Boil 550 mL (about 2 1/3 cups) of water. Add noodles, soup base, and vegetable mix. Cook for 4-5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Cook for 4-5 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Microwave: Put soup base and vegetable mix into a microwaveable bowl, then add noodles on top.
Pour 470 mL (about 2 cups) of room temperature water. Place a microwaveable cover on the bowl. Cook for 7 minutes. When using hot water, cook for 4 minutes.

 

[elliebell]

She really needs to learn how to slow the hell down when she eats. She just shoves it down her gullet, after collecting such huge forks of ramen. Does she think it will be taken away soon? Is she so lazy that she wants to eat in as little bites as possible? Do people with fetishes get off on giant bites? I don't get it.

 

[vodka]

She twirled half the plate onto one forkful, shoved in her mouth, and swallowed in half a second without any chewing. What the fuck. It's like watching some alien deepwater creature eat an entire school of fish at once. Like something people aren't supposed to be seeing. Gross.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes back to trolling for views, remember when she said she was done with that? Yeah..

 

[Token_Texan]

She really needs to learn how to slow the hell down when she eats. She just shoves it down her gullet, after collecting such huge forks of ramen. Does she think it will be taken away soon? Is she so lazy that she wants to eat in as little bites as possible? Do people with fetishes get off on giant bites? I don't get it.

She's empty and filling a void. It doesn't matter what she's filling it with just as long as it is a lot and she's filling it as fast as she possibly can.

 

[Xenomorph]

So shes moving huh? Moving in with her current gf right?

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

Am I wrong or are you not supposed to cook instant noodles in some water and then add the packets? I've never had that brand of instant noodle but I have also never seen anyone add the packets on a dry bed of noodles? Like you make a soup or you drain it. That doesn't look like it would taste good. When I was a kid I crunched up dry Mr. Noodles and sprinkled the flavor packet on, but I was also a kid and exceptional.

I honestly do not know how she ate it like that. It's her first time eating that brand of ramen. Why didn't she read the instructions?

I have never seen someone unintentionally fuck up the most basic food item you can possibly make.

Unless she did it on purpose...

 

[Awkwafina]

Her fat is doing an amazing job of hiding the fact that she's even wearing a choker. Maybe her chokers are on their own weight loss journey?

She's definitely getting fatter. At least last month you could kind of see it poking out, now she has to completely move her chins for it to be marginally visible.

This. Is. A. Feeder. Fetish. Video. I don't care what she calls it.

Can I ask what makes this different than every other mukbang? As far as my understanding, aren't all mukbangs feeder fetish videos?

 

[C3PBRO]

She really needs to learn how to slow the hell down when she eats. She just shoves it down her gullet, after collecting such huge forks of ramen. Does she think it will be taken away soon? Is she so lazy that she wants to eat in as little bites as possible? Do people with fetishes get off on giant bites? I don't get it.

Christ alive, she was doing that and giggling about her sex life at the same time. Nightmare fuel.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

So shes moving huh? Moving in with her current gf right?

Betting that Destiny is still on the lease and is therefore still paying her share. That way it will be easy to renew the lease and simply replace AL with Dana.
The question is, can AL really afford a place by herself? Or is she thinking she will be moving in with Becky.
I don't really believe AL when she says she pays for everything herself....I think regarding the apartment it might be a little white lie and by everything she means her share.

 

[citytrucks]

I thought mukbangs couldn't get much lazier than last night's cold pizza. I thought wrong.

I'm.... so mortified.... has she never made ramen before? That can't have tasted good at all

 

[likeigiveafuck]

If you wanna play with death, drink every time she references "a lot of people."

 

[Dovahshit]

Her fat is doing an amazing job of hiding the fact that she's even wearing a choker. Maybe her chokers are on their own weight loss journey?

more likely to go to snapcity

 

[phatbabezzz]

I honestly do not know how she ate it like that. It's her first time eating that brand of ramen. Why didn't she read the instructions?

I have never seen someone unintentionally fuck up the most basic food item you can possibly make.

Unless she did it on purpose...

Well, she buys pre-boiled eggs because it's too hard for her to boil them herself, so..

 

[Golly]

Amberlynn's pronunciation strategies confuse me. What would inspire a native English speaker to read the brand as "Non-guh-shim"? It doesn't line up with how anyone reads anything and it's not even a difficult word to guess your way through. Also, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Amberlynn's been saying "mook-bahng" for years, while even Kailyn bothers to correct herself once she's called out on saying or reading something wrong.

I'm.... so mortified.... has she never made ramen before? That can't have tasted good at all

What's more is that she said she's made it like that for her and Becky in the past.

 

[wheelpower]

She mixed the flavor packet in after the noodles cooked because she watched other mukbangers eat the actual korean spicy ramen. The actual spicy ramen brand instructs to do this with the sauce after the noodles cook. ALR is just too stupid to realize that it only applies to that one brand.

 

[EH 110]

She really needs to learn how to slow the hell down when she eats. She just shoves it down her gullet, after collecting such huge forks of ramen. Does she think it will be taken away soon? Is she so lazy that she wants to eat in as little bites as possible? Do people with fetishes get off on giant bites? I don't get it.

She's a greedy pig. It's as simple as that.

 

[phatbabezzz]

Did anyone ask her about Cheech and Chong last night on YouNow? I heard she said that "everyone thinks you smoke weed if you like Cheech and Chong", I can't remember if it was an answer to a question. I saw someone post it here about Becky and when I heard her say it I instantly thought that AL saw it here..

 

[SargonthanyAkkatana]

I'm.... so mortified.... has she never made ramen before? That can't have tasted good at all

who the fuck eats instant ramen like that? The vegetable mix is completely dry because you're supposed to mix it in with water. I've heard about cooking noodles in the powder mix and then just eating the noodles without soup, but i've never seen someone cook noodles and pouring dry powder and veggies on it and just gaffling it down.
It's very strange watching her eat. Because her face is so huge her mouth looks so small so when she opens up to take a bite it's like her mouth movements are restricted?

 

[Bustcakes]

There's no way that her mukbang involved only one package of ramen.