Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I never comment on this thread I've just been silently viewing all the comments. I used to really enjoy her videos but recently I can't stand her any more. My feelings are pretty much now the same as 99% of the comments on this thread. I just had to say this. I think now she's no longer on the 'weight loss journey' we will start to see what she truely eats in a day and it ain't gunna be pretty. Also I disagreed with a lot of the comments saying she put on weight. I really thought I could see in her face that she was losing however this latest mukbang video has proved me wrong. Holy hell she looks like she has been pumped up near to bursting. Her face is so swollen I'm pretty sure she's dying. She will definitely die soon. She can't blame all her swolleness on sodium. You'd have to ingest most of the Pacific Ocean to have consumed that much sodium to make you swell so bad.
 
Probably Late with the info but, Regarding the preparation of the noodles: there are two type of instant noodles, soup style (like ramen) and fried style (like mie goreng). The mie goreng style is popular in Asia but not sure how popular it is in North America (I assume not very, since the You Tubers I have seen with it have usually tried to prepare it ramen-style).

Soup style is pretty obvious - cook noodles, add flavour packet. Fried style is the same but the noodles are drained before adding the flavour packets. A fried egg and bits of ham/spring onion are added if you are feeling fancy.

Soup noodles can be prepared like fried noodles for people who don't want to consume the soup (or can't be trusted not to make a mess with it). So while Amberlynn has done it back the front it isn't as a monumental fuck up as trying to prep fried noodles by leaving the water in and adding the flavour. That will just result in soggy noodles in yucky bland water.

There is a shitload of sodium/MSG in those soup flavour packets. Adding a whole one to drained noodles could mess with your taste buds so it feels like it's burning a hole through your tongue.
 
When she talks about doing online role playing, is she admitting to being Damon White??? Lol

She already did, if I recall correctly.

I's also strange how she claims to know everything about moderation, nutrition and food (going as far as to say she knows it better than everyone else!), and then she fucks up simplest, the most basic dish. So transparent, yet people are still gobbling it up.

That said, weight loss is incredibly easy to see- especially with people that are very large. It's most noticeable in the face and later in the stomach. With AL, it's the exact opposite. Does she think we're stupid?
 
I thought this cow finally bought the right noodles for the fire challenge but nope, she's, yet again, eating something else. You know, there are so many fat lazy Mukbangers but she literally couldn't care less at this point. She's eating Ramen with dry powder because she couldn't be fucked reading the instructions. Imagine that level of rudeness towards her viewers.
 
God forbid AL ever move to any place for HERSELF. You know she's going to be moving in the next few months to be really close to Becky. I would have guessed she is moving in with Becky but ole AL is adamant that she is getting her own place.
She has never once in her life been independent enough to do anything on her own besides rape a buffet.
And you know she's going to rely on yet another gf's family to get her moved since she can barely walk. It's honestly disgusting how fine she is with constantly being an inconvenience to everyone around her.
 
She has this cow with her on live stream right now. Someone in the chat asked this chick if she had a job and she said: "No.......I have back problems and social anxiety". Uh huh get that gubbermint monies

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Becky apparently already knew about Big Gay Al's online presence, so she has to know about the constant bullshitting.

I remember somebody put up a screenshot of her saying something like if she ever proved to be dishonest, then she's out.

The whole relationship is probably founded on lies. Either Becky is really bored and actually loves drama, or she's dumber than she looks.

Regardless, this shit-show is glorious. I don't understand how somebody so predictable and mundane can be so endlessly entertaining.
 
She has this cow with her on live stream right now. Someone in the chat asked this chick if she had a job and she said: "No.......I have back problems and social anxiety". Uh huh get that gubbermint monies

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I was wondering who this was? She seems annoying and equally fat. I have people taking away from people who actually have a disability.
 
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Aggghhh I'm so sad I'm having to miss this livestream.

Completely offtopic: who else wants to throat punch Kenny when he leaves the same fucking "relatable" comment on each of AL's videos, desperately hoping to get likes?
"AL posts a video
Me: runs straight to the comments
Lmao anyone else?!"
Get fucked, Kenny! You have never once had an original thought in your life.
(I would love if Kenny, aka mukbang king, had his own thread on here.)
 
Her new friend has a binge eating disorder(don't they always), she has anxiety, back problems, ADHD, dyslexia, she is gender fluid and was molested by her disabled father, who was legally blind, on oxygen and in a wheelchair. I couldn't make it up even if I tried...

EDIT Oh, and she also changed her first name, because the old one reminded her of her parents.
 
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Girl: *reads a comment* "You look more in love with her than Becky"
Amberlynn: "WITH YOU? I'm not in love at all, what does that even mean?"

Yeah, no. I don't think she likes Becky at all to be honest. I think that she is with her because B wants it, that's why she hasn't convinced B to moving in together. If someone new (not necessarily better) shows up - AL is gone.
 
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