Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

More "Guests" here than the Marriott.

I wanna believe you have a split, some who are watching us to report to her what we say and others who lurk but are afraid to post anything for whatever reason.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I am a lesbian and honestly holding hands is the dumbest reason to find out you're a lesbian. I found out when I kissed my first girlfriend. Out of all my lesbian friends and other lesbians that I've talked to--none have said that they found out when they were hand holding. To me, she falls "in love" with anyone who will care for her.

I wonder if we'll get a heterosexual saga if she realizes men are usually better at supporting dependapotamuses long term.

 

[oasys]

Best of ALR's poetic genius:

Maggots on a train was great, but I'm too keen on "creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet" to let it pass without a mention.

 

[Xenomorph]

Maggots on a train was great, but I'm too keen on "creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet" to let it pass without a mention.

You can see her getting hungry in her writings.

 

[Assgardian]

I wanna believe you have a split, some who are watching us to report to her what we say and others who lurk but are afraid to post anything for whatever reason.

I swear I'm not a Hamber spy. I read this thread religiously, so I guess I should join the fold.

I regret not making my username a prism joke.

 

[Xenomorph]

I swear I'm not a Hamber spy. I read this thread religiously, so I guess I should join the fold.

I regret not making my username a prism joke.

Welcome! We dont bite

 

[Melmel]

Except Dana's extra pair of boobs is on her back

Oh god ... cannot unsee.

 

[C3PBRO]

Except Dana's extra pair of boobs is on her back

Ay yo gorl, I know you from the YT comments. Get registered so we can slay 'n' bae together.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

I wanna believe you have a split, some who are watching us to report to her what we say and others who lurk but are afraid to post anything for whatever reason.

Big AL explicitly answered a question about Kiwi Farms in her latest younow, so that is probably driving a lot of lurkers. Also more and more youtube viewers are cottoning on to the fact that the latest tea is being spilled here...

 

[Xenomorph]

Big AL explicitly answered a question about Kiwi Farms in her latest younow, so that is probably driving a lot of lurkers. Also more and more youtube viewers are cottoning on to the fact that the latest tea is being spilled here...

I love how she says she doesnt go here or lurk oh and also she was totaly honest about Daemon White.. yeah after being found out.

 

[Dovahshit]

You sack of haters, she broke out in zits cause #imagirl, everyone knows that means vagina lady-things, you bout to call big AL a liar?

and vagina lady-things means more excuses to gorge yourself ya know

 

[Barbarella]

Maggots on a train was great, but I'm too keen on "creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet" to let it pass without a mention.

The only words she knows in that sentence is creamy cheese.

 

[PiggyPie]

I'm just going to leave this here

 

[Cocco]

There is something about Al that has always grossed me out during the few kisses she has given on camera. Idk why but she seems awkward and slimy at the same time especially when she licks her lips. It's weird cause not only do I think she's a convenient lesbian but I also think she doesn't have any sexual emotion at all in general. The only times I've seen any type of emotion from her is when she eats... I remember few reactions of her tasting food, never seen someone react that happy.

 

[For The Internet]

Holy shit, the lesbian cruise story... I'm reading through it right now. I'll update this post with quotes, but I especially like this one, describing one of her two self-insert characters:

'I looked in the bathroom mirror and admired my beauty. I am not conceited in any way. I just know that I am attractive and I am really not afraid to admire that, shamelessly.'

'You know, Tanner reminded me a lot of Justin Beiber, just a lot more shape to her'

'I turned around a wall and accidentally pumped into someone'

'The DJ, a girl in her late 30's who looked like Ellen Degenerous'

'I suddenly forgot of Rose'

I'm going to start Scottie too, and put more quotes in the post as they come up.
I can't believe Amber thinks she's OCD about grammar. Her grammar is utterly atrocious.

Spoiler: Scottie quotes

All grammar, spelling and punctuation is hers, apart from the quotation marks.

'I am waiting outside for her' hot out still'

'Melanie is like my jelly to my peanut butter, my milk to my cereal, my best to my friend basically.'

"Don't wanna die before you do the hanky panky, do ya?"

'JORDYN! I miss her oober much!'

"When was World War 1?" I hear it again. I look at the teacher and say "1930's."
"Correct, Ms. Farral."

'Jason is coming over later and my parents are taking us all out to eat, including my sister, the soon to be skank'

'Deep down I thought this little "big experiment" Samantha was going through would end bad, horrible. Girls like her get raped, AID's, start drugs, drink; guess you could say I was worried.'

''I found Snoww in a garbage and had to keep her.'
Snoww is not a typo, it's the name of Scottie's pet rabbit. She also has a rainbow parakeet named Rainboww. Love how Amber's self-insert is an animal hoarder too.

'Rosebud Hospital was the biggest hospital in all of the United States. It was known for well Doctors; probably the best Doctors in all of the United States.'

'It was a good exercise trying to find where your appointment was.'

"This project is like none the other."

'If she actually thought my outfit was as bad then she was clearly blind. I was wearing a zebra print striped spaghetti strap with tight short jean shorts that were black.'

'It took me about 40 minutes to find the perfect outfit. I hope she will like it. It was a spaghetti strap which she is always wearing but the spaghetti strap had her name on it on the bottom corner. The spaghetti strap was pink. I also got her these cute tight white jean shorts and these jacket thing that was as long as a bra, which was white too.'
I just want to point out that this is the outfit she chose for her sister, who Amber repeatedly states dresses like a slut and a prostitute. Evidently this outfit is somehow appropriate for her fourteen-year-old sister and is not tacky or cheap or slutty. The sister, Samantha (the same Samantha she says is going to get 'AID's' and is a future slut) is extremely grateful and says that Scottie has good taste, to which Scottie wholeheartedly agrees.

 

[EH 110]

She's like a giant toddler, clapping because she got a treat. LOL

 

[CreamyCheeses]

Lurker here for about a month, finally decided to make an account! Thanks everyone for the serious comic relief!

 

[formerfatcow]

Holy shit, the lesbian cruise story... I'm reading through it right now. I'll update this post with quotes, but I especially like this one, describing one of her two self-insert characters:

'I looked in the bathroom mirror and admired my beauty. I am not conceited in any way. I just know that I am attractive and I am really not afraid to admire that, shamelessly.'

'You know, Tanner reminded me a lot of Justin Beiber, just a lot more shape to her'

'I turned around a wall and accidentally pumped into someone'

'The DJ, a girl in her late 30's who looked like Ellen Degenerous'

'I suddenly forgot of Rose'

I'm going to start Scottie too, and put more quotes in the post as they come up.
I can't believe Amber thinks she's OCD about grammar. Her grammar is utterly atrocious.

Spoiler: Scottie quotes

All grammar, spelling and punctuation is hers, apart from the quotation marks.

'I am waiting outside for her' hot out still'

'Melanie is like my jelly to my peanut butter, my tard cum to my cereal, my best to my friend basically.'

"Don't wanna die before you do the hanky panky, do ya?"

'JORDYN! I miss her oober much!'

"When was World War 1?" I hear it again. I look at the teacher and say "1930's."
"Correct, Ms. Farral."

'Jason is coming over later and my parents are taking us all out to eat, including my sister, the soon to be skank'

'Deep down I thought this little "big experiment" Samantha was going through would end bad, horrible. Girls like her get raped, AID's, start drugs, drink; guess you could say I was worried.'

''I found Snoww in a garbage and had to keep her.'
Snoww is not a typo, it's the name of Scottie's pet rabbit. She also has a rainbow parakeet named Rainboww. Love how Amber's self-insert is an animal hoarder too.

'Rosebud Hospital was the biggest hospital in all of the United States. It was known for well Doctors; probably the best Doctors in all of the United States.'

'It was a good exercise trying to find where your appointment was.'

"This project is like none the other."

'If she actually thought my outfit was as bad then she was clearly blind. I was wearing a zebra print striped spaghetti strap with tight short jean shorts that were black.'

'It took me about 40 minutes to find the perfect outfit. I hope she will like it. It was a spaghetti strap which she is always wearing but the spaghetti strap had her name on it on the bottom corner. The spaghetti strap was pink. I also got her these cute tight white jean shorts and these jacket thing that was as long as a bra, which was white too.'
I just want to point out that this is the outfit she chose for her sister, who Amber repeatedly states dresses like a slut and a prostitute. Evidently this outfit is somehow appropriate for her fourteen-year-old sister and is not tacky or cheap or slutty. The sister, Samantha (the same Samantha she says is going to get 'AID's' and is a future slut) is extremely grateful and says that Scottie has good taste, to which Scottie wholeheartedly agrees.

So none of these girls in 'Scottie' are wearing shirts- just straps? Shirts have spaghetti straps. Spaghetti straps are not shirts.

"Tight short jean shorts" A+ for redundancy AL.

"These jacket thing that was as long as a bra" a shawl?

She also capitalized "doctor" in her poems, even though she's yet to use it as a proper noun so it shouldn't be capitalized.

No publisher is going to overlook her atrocious grammar when the actual content is also poorly conceived.

 

[No Morals AL]

I know it's old, but can we all just take a minute and appreciate this for what it is.

 

[Golly]

I'm going to start Scottie too, and put more quotes in the post as they come up.
I can't believe Amber thinks she's OCD about grammar. Her grammar is utterly atrocious.

Spoiler: Scottie quotes

All grammar, spelling and punctuation is hers, apart from the quotation marks.

'I am waiting outside for her' hot out still'

'Melanie is like my jelly to my peanut butter, my tard cum to my cereal, my best to my friend basically.'

"Don't wanna die before you do the hanky panky, do ya?"

'JORDYN! I miss her oober much!'

"When was World War 1?" I hear it again. I look at the teacher and say "1930's."
"Correct, Ms. Farral."

'Jason is coming over later and my parents are taking us all out to eat, including my sister, the soon to be skank'

'Deep down I thought this little "big experiment" Samantha was going through would end bad, horrible. Girls like her get raped, AID's, start drugs, drink; guess you could say I was worried.'

''I found Snoww in a garbage and had to keep her.'
Snoww is not a typo, it's the name of Scottie's pet rabbit. She also has a rainbow parakeet named Rainboww. Love how Amber's self-insert is an animal hoarder too.

'Rosebud Hospital was the biggest hospital in all of the United States. It was known for well Doctors; probably the best Doctors in all of the United States.'

'It was a good exercise trying to find where your appointment was.'

"This project is like none the other."

'If she actually thought my outfit was as bad then she was clearly blind. I was wearing a zebra print striped spaghetti strap with tight short jean shorts that were black.'

'It took me about 40 minutes to find the perfect outfit. I hope she will like it. It was a spaghetti strap which she is always wearing but the spaghetti strap had her name on it on the bottom corner. The spaghetti strap was pink. I also got her these cute tight white jean shorts and these jacket thing that was as long as a bra, which was white too.'
I just want to point out that this is the outfit she chose for her sister, who Amber repeatedly states dresses like a slut and a prostitute. Evidently this outfit is somehow appropriate for her fourteen-year-old sister and is not tacky or cheap or slutty. The sister, Samantha (the same Samantha she says is going to get 'AID's' and is a future slut) is extremely grateful and says that Scottie has good taste, to which Scottie wholeheartedly agrees.

No, no! It's fine! See, Scottie is written in 1st person perspective! This is all just in the character's voice!
It just so happens that this character is a poorly spoken, barely literate high school junior.