Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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In this endless stream of Snapchat garbage, I swear she talks like she just finished binge watching Trisha Paytas, and she's involuntarily (maybe) trying to be just like her (annoying lip smacking and all)!


Is she really saying she can't find motivation to lose weight anymore? AL, your entire existence is motivation to lose weight. You're incredibly isolated, you can't even lift your legs completely off the ground when you waddle, your skin is visibly darkening all over the place. I would imagine every step is a painful reminder of why you should lose weight.

Then talking about donating all her processed food to less fat people? AL, believe it or not, it's not so much what you eat but how much of it. Most people have trouble with gigantic lifestyle changes; it's understandable. You're setting yourself up for failure by telling yourself there's no other way to do it. Sure, you might be able to feel less hungry eating the same amount of calories in fruit and vegetables versus processed foods, but you claim you hate fruit so that's likely to just make you hate weight loss. Eat what you enjoy eating, but don't make every meal dessert and don't eat 1,200 calories a sitting. Learn to eat normal amounts of food and at your size, regardless of what crap your putting in your mouth (just how much of it), the weight will still come right off.

Learn what full feels like- not stuffed. Then learn what not hungry feels like. Get comfortable with being hungry sometimes. Maybe challenge yourself to be hungry for 30 minutes, or an hour before you allow yourself to eat. Drink water when you're hungry. 500lbs is a lot to keep hydrated and I can't imagine you even stop eating long enough to give yourself the chance to drink as much water as you really need- especially pumping yourself full of sodium and artificial sweeteners.

As for the insomnia? We see it a lot in geriatrics. The elderly don't sleep much because they simply don't exert themselves enough during the day to feel tired at night. This is a big reason why even if you think you don't need a job- you do. It would wear you out a bit and make it easier for you to fall into a deep restful sleep at night. A CPAP machine would probably help, too. In 1999, 27% of obese patients (BMI 30 or higher) had sleep apnea. AL, if you're pushing 500 like it seems, your BMI is 88 and that increases your risks drastically. You say you don't dream AL, this could very well be why.
 
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yeh shes "wroten " some rotten poems :) cant believe she didn't even recognise her own poems on you now.so funny.

Man that gif of her waddling in excitment isn't even funny to me anymore. The more I watch it, the more I'm filled with this second hand sense of despair. Imagine being so mishapen and struggling to even walk across the room, like fuck.

Not to mention the attention stealing OTT tard clapping. ALR is one of the saddest lolcows sometimes. I'm ready to go back to laughing at her poetry now. :(
 
Man that gif of her waddling in excitment isn't even funny to me anymore. The more I watch it, the more I'm filled with this second hand sense of despair. Imagine being so mishapen and struggling to even walk across the room, like fuck.

Not to mention the attention stealing OTT tard clapping. ALR is one of the saddest lolcows sometimes. I'm ready to go back to laughing at her poetry now. :(
I hope she does something about herself,but I highly doubt it.it's just sad for someone so young.but the trainwreck continues.
 
This is really random, but her over use of the word concoction really grinds my gears. In the video "Being hit on by guys" Destiny had burnt her finger screwing around with fireworks and had jerry-rigged some sort of contraption out of a water bottle to ease the pain. The way AmberLynn keeps screeching at her to show the camera her concoction sounded idiotic.
Same when she claimed "I don't make recipes I make concoctions" in one of her slop soup videos.
Yet in a later video she questions if the word concoction even exists.
 
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The day after I called Big Al out on her fake profile, I am now blocked from her channel. lol! Oh but that's not her, you guys
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This is really random, but her over use of the word concoction really grinds my gears. In the video "Being hit on by guys" Destiny had burnt her finger screwing around with fireworks and had jerry-rigged some sort of contraption out of a water bottle to ease the pain. The way AmberLynn keeps screeching at her to show the camera her concoction sounded idiotic.
Same when she claimed "I don't make recipes I make concoctions" in one of her slop soup videos.
Yet in a later video she questions if the word concoction even exists.

Big AL's recipes are revolting. She puts in a metric fuckton of salt and doesn't even consider what sorts of food go well together (Grandma's Recipe, anybody?). Her soups look gross. What's going on with those taste-buds? She's like a less-creative Simply Sara!

Remember her Kimchi Fried Rice video?
She didn't need to add that much salt. That soy sauce, onion powder, garlic powder, kimchi, and that ketchup (WHY?!) add enough flavor on their own.
 
She has such a sad life, really. She doesn't work. She doesn't drive. She was "getting drunk" early in the afternoon on a Thursday in her shitty apartment. (And let's face it, her body probably requires some sort of horse tranquilizer to actually feel out of it. Those Smirnoff ices just won't cut it, bb.) She's 500 pounds and literally has to waddle to move her legs around. But worst of all, she's incredibly stupid AND has a shitty, fucking attitude that has been turning people away from her for years.
 
The cereal binge is when I officially gave up on her. I had been trying to find her resources and she was telling me she was interested and really wanted to change. I invested so much time into it. Sure, the US is not a socialist nation, but we are pretty damn good about taking care of people who need help! There are free services for just about every issue, and all you have to be willing to do is fill out some fucking paperwork.
It was all found and laid out for her. Others had done all of the legwork...And then she uploads that horrifying mukbang. I called her out on it and then got blocked. It still pisses me off that I sunk so much of myself into trying to help her. She doesn't want help. She is not a decent person. She burns every bridge and would even piss off Mother Theresa to the point of giving up. It's disgusting and sad.
 
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