Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Captain Toad]

I feel like you'd get even dirtier after a few minutes in that tub. All that grime...

Is it just me or is the water really dark?

 

[frootloops]

I feel like you'd get even dirtier after a few minutes in that tub. All that grime...

Is it just me or is the water really dark?

totally, they all need some cleaning lessons lol

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I always see those tacky home decor items at Target and wonder who the fuck actually buys them.

Amberlynn. She has ALL the tacky home decor in her apartment. Is there a wall left un-bedazzled?


*I'm not saying all Target home decor is tacky, just that there's always tacky stuff there and I always used to wonder who bought it.

Ugh...those wicker stag heads to be mounted on the wall...the fake terrariums. Mediocre.
It's like for upper middle-class, 16 year-old Starbucks-kin who just discovered Pinterest.

 

[wheelpower]

(I blacked the kid out because I'm not posting a picture of a naked little girl wtf Dustin). Yeah, that tub is fucked.

Oh God it reminds me of the bathtub scene in Gummo

 

[Lunete]

Oh my god.

I don't think the full video has been posted here yet, especially since it was made before the thread started. I usually don't go out of my way to watch old Amberlynn videos, but the description got me curious. If you're a relatively new follower looking to see your way through the current dry spell, this is worth the watch.

Slight power level but my parents have that exact same bowl. A shepherd's pie baked in that thing can feed about three or four people.
Between this one and the McDonald's video, I wouldn't be surprised if most of her subs were just fat fetishists.

 

[JayBlue]

AL hasn't posted in a while. Hmmm.

 

[Bitchboy95]

AL has no WiFi


Dana doing Q & A on Snapchat

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

AL's been hanging w/ Rafe and Hannah since after her last YouNow. Rafe and Hannah were about to go swimming at the end of Rafe's YouNow today, but AL was wearing a sweater because she's fat (her words) and wasn't going to swim. I figure she'll film an invasive video of Rafe and Hannah's home, pets, and belongings while they're out. That's what she usually does when left alone in someone's house, go in their bedrooms, and their family members' bedrooms and film for YouTube.

 

[Assgardian]

Vintage Al is a treasure trove. The fart at 6:13...

Watching this lead me down the rabbit hole of her attempt to be vegan/vegetarianism and oh my god the self-righteous rant about ANUHMUL PRODUUCHTS and feeling SO FUHL UHL THE TUME.

"My stomach feels clean"
"I'm helping the animals out there and it makes me feel so awesome"

THAT WENT WELL.

Feat. Smug Vegan, throwing destiny under the bus, cows chewing cud

 

[Fandom Trash]

People usually RP to flesh out their characters (like mentioned before), or use it as a method to relieve stress. But RPing real people is honestly very creepy; it's essentially like deciding how these people act and feel.

Yeah RP roleplaying isn't any different than RP fanfic. While in fanfic you create some reasonable plot to get your oc to meet with the celebrity, in roleplay, you can just type out a quick background and just jump right in.

 

[Token_Texan]

AL's been hanging w/ Rafe and Hannah since after her last YouNow. Rafe and Hannah were about to go swimming at the end of Rafe's YouNow today, but AL was wearing a sweater because she's fat (her words) and wasn't going to swim. I figure she'll film an invasive video of Rafe and Hannah's home, pets, and belongings while they're out. That's what she usually does when left alone in someone's house, go in their bedrooms, and their family member's bedrooms and film for YouTube.

So true, ugh. She has never learned the concept of a boundary in her entire life. She doesn't know boundaries with food, money, or people's privacy. She just thinks everything is hers and the world owes her something.

Watching this lead me down the rabbit hole of her attempt to be vegan/vegetarianism and oh my god the self-righteous rant about ANUHMUL PRODUUCHTS and feeling SO FUHL UHL THE TUME.

"My stomach feels clean"
"I'm helping the animals out there and it makes me feel so awesome"

THAT WENT WELL.

What drove me nuts more than anything: "I've been sooo dizzy cause I've ee-uhn less and haven't had meat so I totally have to have these ice cream bars for protein!" She said this AFTER showing us that she's eating a gigantic waffle bigger than her fat fucking head with peanut butter, TWO english muffins with nut butter, and she said she was going to have hash browns with jalapenos. Not to mention the healthy vegetarian apple pie and ice cream. She needs to get with someone who will slap food out of her grubby little hands every time she tries to stick shit like that in her mouth.

*edit: sorry, I meant to do that in one big post but my laptop is being ridiculous and screwy and too exhausted to correct it. Please forgive my laziness.

 

[vodka]

Watching this lead me down the rabbit hole of her attempt to be vegan/vegetarianism and oh my god the self-righteous rant about ANUHMUL PRODUUCHTS and feeling SO FUHL UHL THE TUME.

"My stomach feels clean"
"I'm helping the animals out there and it makes me feel so awesome"

THAT WENT WELL.

Feat. Smug Vegan, throwing destiny under the bus, cows chewing cud

She was so unnecessarily bitchy to Destiny at the end, what the hell? She is such a terrible girlfriend and friend. Everyone around her is enabling her and obese themselves and she's like "uwu i don't have anything to do with that! i'm humble modest victim amberlynn".

 

[Barbarella]

To clean a bathtub, you need to reach over, steady yourself on the side and scrub leaning right. And I mean scrub, with fat wobbling and breath disappearing. Then you have to bend way over, with your fupa hanging, to wash the grout between the tub and walk/tile. Then try to stand back up with a hundred pound belly pulling down. To clean inside, you have to get on your knees. Reach to the back and all around the tub, rinse and stand up again from your knees.

Can Amberlynn do that? No. Can Destiny? Probably (although not for much longer) but little boys rarely think about cleaning. Whoevers house that was is gross but it would have been a nice thing to do before a kid gets in. I'd have got the bleach out if I was bathing a kid in that tube. (Before the kid got in, duh) .

 

[m3m3queen3000]

I'd screenshot but I don't want to risk getting blocked... both Dana's and Destiny's snapchats show that little girl that's always with them in the bathtub and there's a disgusting amount of mold and mildew in that tub jfc.

Remember the classic video where Dana, Destin & AL disintegrated those bath bombs in the sink? Either that bath isn't even used by them so there's no reason to clean it, or they know better than to sit in that thing, shame the same thing can't be said for whoever's child that is (seriously who is this mysterious kid in the videos? At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if she's adopted given D&D's hoarding of creatures).

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Dana doing Q & A on Snapchat

I know Dana has had to deal with AL's shit - but I totally get a vibe that she loves this new attention, what random nobody does Q&A's? I used to sympathise with Shrek here but now I see that she totally loves it.

 

[Cocco]

Watching this lead me down the rabbit hole of her attempt to be vegan/vegetarianism and oh my god the self-righteous rant about ANUHMUL PRODUUCHTS and feeling SO FUHL UHL THE TUME.

"My stomach feels clean"
"I'm helping the animals out there and it makes me feel so awesome"

THAT WENT WELL.

Feat. Smug Vegan, throwing destiny under the bus, cows chewing cud

Please talk like hamberlynn again... I love it! xD
I haven't seen any of her videos with vegan in the title. After shicurves did it I had no stomach to handle another whale play with people for views and then come out with something like ''my doctor told me to stop asap cause eating veggies was killing me, I need meat and mayonnaise to feel healthy''

 

[No Morals AL]

On another note, One, her obsession with Miley Cyrus is becoming disturbing. And two, Honestly, I think she know's that she's not long for this world and has just said fuck it. That's why she's been hitting the bottle, bingeing like never before, not worrying about her health(Beetus confirmed), stopped all youtube/younow communication and just trying to get as much affection/attention from her Monstersquad group of "friends" as possible.. Sad.

 

[Assgardian]

On another note, One, her obsession with Miley Cyrus is becoming disturbing. And two, Honestly, I think she know's that she's not long for this world and has just said fuck it. That's why she's been hitting the bottle, bingeing like never before, not worrying about her health(Beetus confirmed), stopped all youtube/younow communication and just trying to get as much affection/attention from her Monstersquad group of "friends" as possible.. Sad.

I feel like she's starting the whole celebrity obsession/rp thing both as a way to emulate Becky (like she does with prey before she absorbs their life-force into the ever-growing energy source it takes to fuel her body) but it's also a way to feel less shit about herself since her girlfriend is having creamy cheese dreams about a girl who weighs less than her shadow and has accomplished more than she ever will. It's her way of being like "Nyeehh I'm so not bothered by the way you make me feel inferior!!! I'd rather be smashing ham with someone else too, like LESBEREAL". At least, that's my observation on it.

I feel like Becky is part of a big, downward spiral for her. I think ALR is despicable and, don't think there's anything wrong with celebrity crushes buuuut I kind of feel like Becky is creepily obsessed and will never be satisfied by anything less than her Dream Girl, thus making her unfulfilling for ALR because she needs a partner who is 100% devoted and enraptured like the shine shines out her ass (or like it is the sun, size wise).

 

[guillotine]

Yeah idk if we can call it a leg at this point (this was before christmas, she's even bigger now)
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Can someone tell me what's with fat people and having weird concave knees? I mean, yeah, I assume it's partially from the sheer weight but I see a considerable number of skinnyfat Korean chicks with them, too -- malnutrition, perhaps?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Speculating, but I have a theory that this whole new group of friends is out to get AL somehow. Is it really just coincidence that now that AL's with Becky, two lesbians in committed relationships, (Nene and Rafe) have been hitting on her? Becky, Rafe, and Hannah all went to the same school and have known each other forever. I imagine they were all subscribers, after all, Becky was one, but subscribers who got fed up. Maybe they're taking their roleplaying to the next level...

The story line: Tear down AL. First they tempt her w/ Becky (who wants to move slow so as to do as little physical w/ AL as possible) Then Nene moved in with the infamous titty pic, she may have been sent by Krystle... who could still be upset for all the filming when she asked not to be filmed or was sent by Krystle's parents who might still be mad about the mooching. Or maybe Casey is involved, after all, Rafe did say she used to live in Tucson in her last YouNow, Casey and AL's old stomping grounds.

Nene is a pharmacist so drugs may or may not have been involved. Nene sends the nudes, but she wasn't svelte enough for picky AL, who prefers a Blake Lively type, so in swoops Rafe to tempt her. Their plan to take down AL, get AL to cheat on Becky, while playing on AL's bad habits in the meantime. Make her an alcoholic, give her junk food like Oreos, brownies, and chocolate gravy, and get her hooked on the ganj. With weed being illegal in KY, phase two of the plan might include some sort of arrest for possession, Becky breaking up with her, and the whole new group of friends leaving her, after she's burned her bridges with Dana and Destiny. Sort of a fat Mean Girls.

But are they doing it to hurt AL for their own enjoyment? Or is it all a ploy for views...

 

[Calling]

Speculating, but I have a theory that this whole new group of friends is out to get AL somehow. It is really just coincidence that now that AL's with Becky, two lesbians in committed relationships, (Nene and Rafe) have been hitting on her. Becky, Rafe, and Hannah all went to the same school and have known each other forever. I imagine they were all subscribers, after all, Becky was one, but subscribers who got fed up. Maybe they're taking their roleplaying to the next level...

The story line: Tear down AL. First they tempt her w/ Becky (who wants to move slow so as to do as little physical w/ AL as possible) Then Nene moved in with titty pic, she may have been sent by Krystle... who could still be upset for all the filming when she asked not to be filmed or was sent by Krystle's parents who might still be mad about the mooching. (Nene is a pharmacist so drugs may or may not have been involved.) But Nene wasn't svelte enough for picky AL, so in swoops Rafe to tempt her. Their plan to take down AL, get AL to cheat on Becky, while playing on AL's bad habits in the meantime. Make her an alcoholic, give her junk food like Oreos, brownies, and chocolate gravy, and get her hooked on the ganj. With weed being illegal in KY, phase two of the plan might include some sort of arrest for possession, Becky breaking up with her, and the whole new group of friends leaving her, after she's burned her bridges with Dana and Destiny. Sort of a fat Mean Girls.

But are they doing it to hurt AL for their own enjoyment? Or is it all a ploy for views...

I'm laughing so fucking hard, this is some tinfoil hat shit.

Great theory, 10/10.