Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Five Bladed Knife]

It's probably one of what is very likely a great many self-diagnosed condishuns. Big Al is that kind of drama lover and perpetual victim. I don't think she actually even knows what the word "disc" means in relation to the human body. She's certainly not bright enough to research these claims. She's not a very mobile lass and I don't doubt that she's in a lot of pain everywhere, especially in her joints, but a slipped disc seems like its own kind of special wacky party.

Speaking of not being very mobile, I strongly suspect that she totally prefers her bed on the floor because if she tried to climb any height over 2", she'd snap something important. She can barely clear curbs as it is. I saw a video yesterday of a woman half her size struggling to get up onto the tailgate of a normal everyday pickup truck to sit on it. Yeah, she couldn't afford a frame that could accommodate her weight, much less that of her body plus that of whoever she manages to convince to sleep with her, but she's got to be worrying more about the logistics of getting into and out of anything that high up off the floor. I've heard some serious horror stories about super-obese people in exactly that situation. I mean, haunt you forever serious. The human body wasn't meant to weigh that much.

 

[SweetBabyJesus]

The comment section on her videos are not even entertaining anymore. Big AL and her minions just blow it up with their fake accounts and its so obvious. I guess if we were all on disability for made up or self inflicted "condishuns" we could do it too. Its actually so pathetic but some how I am not surprised.

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

Yeah, but I kinda wonder if she got her monster squad in on the sockpuppetry. It does sound like it. How'd that conversation even go? The mind boggles. How little dignity do these gals have that they'd create fake accounts to whiteknight the hands down most whiny and manipulative brat in town? Did their self-respect vanish around when they let Big Al grope them with those delicate, dainty calico trotters of hers? After that, would pretty much anything just blur in the mind like monster trucks in the nightlife?

 

[Broken Pussy]

Who told this bitch she could steal excuses from Kween Kai?

 

[Queen Doris]

I realize that this has been said before, but now that her comment section has been tampered with, it deserves a repeat: for someone who brags about not reading the comment section, Hambo Bambo got rustled enough to really sic her mods on the delete button. Also, all dem sockpuppet accounts. That, and she's been replying to comments that have a point against her. She thinks that she can weasel her way out of it, but once someone has concrete evidence she runs into her little corner and lets her dumb supporters try and tear them apart. How cowardly.

Yeah, but I kinda wonder if she got her monster squad in on the sockpuppetry. It does sound like it. How'd that conversation even go?

I'm sure that it was simple enough to get them into it. If she wanted to be manipulative about it, I could see her saying: "If you guys really loved me, you'd defend me." Worst case scenario involves her crying her eyes out, saying how mean these people are, and how all of her viewers are against her.

 

[Cockyxx]

Absolutely love the drama, wow! I wouldn't want to be a shitty Youtuber knowing you guys could jump on my shit and find all the stuff I might lie about .
Btw, can anyone post Dustin's (or anyone's else from that fat bunch) Twitter? Harambe blocked me but I still want to sneak around there.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Meanwhile, at Casa Shrek:

And they say romance is dead.

 

[Literal Chokers]

I've been watching AL for about a year now. Before she made her facebook friends private, I was scrolling through her friends trying to figure out who her new gorlfriend was (... yeah I am that person), and noticed that she was friends with Dr Now's private facebook page... I asked her about it on younow and she got so offended that she called me a creepy stalker (... gorl, then don't make your profile public) and blocked me.

I was wondering if any of you were "lucky" enough to be friends with AL on facebook to check if she's still friends with him. If she is, I want to pester her until she finally gives us an explanation as to why, because we know she will. It only took about two months of pestering her about her inexistent brows for her to buy a cheap elf brow kit and smudge some color into an eye-brow shape.

Like, am I supposed to be looking forward to her being a new episode on my 600lb life? Because then shit, I am.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

It was so weird watching that Dear Amberlynn Reaction video.

In 2014, she was such a different person. I don't know if she was reading her speech from the computer screen, but the way she spoke was so fluid and natural, and she seems to have such a better grip on herself. She was soft-spoken, nothing like the obnoxious wreck parading around today.
I'm aware that what happened with Kasey was long done with when she filmed her first video, but with how she acts, you really wouldn't expect Amberlynn to have been abusive. She even seemed a bit intelligent back then. I wonder why she's so stupid (or at least it's more obvious) nowadays ...

This is exactly why so many people who watched her in the early days (myself included) are frustrated and have turned to "haters". She's managed to grow older and less mature simultaneously. That, my friends, is a TALENT!

 

[Ambaby]

I hate that screech she's incorporated into her vernacular within the past month or so. She thinks she is so cute and tiny. Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Thank you Cxnt for posting her YN (about an hour ago to YT)! "I'm only 26!" Barf. "I atchully like Peter Monn-uh. We're friends."

I'm sure that head-shop really appreciated her stupid ass filming in there.

"Yasss" has made a huge come back.

I feel bad for Hannah. She didn't ask for this. At least, not as far as we know...

 

[Intervention]

I have been looking over this website over the past couples of days.
At first I was so shocked that it even existed, it's sad on a personal level.
The more I look , The more overwhelming it becomes.
Sometimes it can be the littlest things that make me mad , disappointed , frustrated , at a loss.
Today it was reading about her name and how it came about , totally Not true.
I just ask myself ..WHY? Why isn't the truth good enough ? I just don't understand

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Well, that didn't take long. Our favorite ham planet has deleted aunt Tammie's comment on the Coming out to my dad video. If what Tammie said wasn't the truth, why would Big Al try to hide it from her viewers?

 

[Rainbowwsnoww]

If you can sit on the floor and sing live (actually live, not ALs definition of "live") and you can feed a menagerie of fowl, you can get a job. Clearly not a housekeeping job, but a job nonetheless.

 

[Xenomorph]

Meanwhile, at Casa Shrek:

And they say romance is dead.

Edit: Watching her You Now from the other day and she said she gave a handjob in the movie theater once..

 

[likeigiveafuck]

I have been looking over this website over the past couples of days.
At first I was so shocked that it even existed, it's sad on a personal level.
The more I look , The more overwhelming it becomes.
Sometimes it can be the littlest things that make me mad , disappointed , frustrated , at a loss.
Today it was reading about her name and how it came about , totally Not true.
I just ask myself ..WHY? Why isn't the truth good enough ? I just don't understand

This reads like Big Al's "poetry" lmao

 

[Intervention]

This reads like Big Al's "poetry" lmao

What are you trying to insinuate?

 

[Amberlie]

I have been looking over this website over the past couples of days.
At first I was so shocked that it even existed, it's sad on a personal level.
The more I look , The more overwhelming it becomes.
Sometimes it can be the littlest things that make me mad , disappointed , frustrated , at a loss.
Today it was reading about her name and how it came about , totally Not true.
I just ask myself ..WHY? Why isn't the truth good enough ? I just don't understand

When you decide to make your entire life a spectacle you don't get to act surprised when people start treating it like one.

(edit- quoted wrong comment lol)

 

[Soannoying]

What are you trying to insinuate?

Its not really insinuating anything, it's out there pretty loud and clear. Of course, we can't expect Amber or her stans to have a high reading comprehension.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

What are you trying to insinuate?

Monster truck in the nightlife, is that you??

 

[Intervention]

Its not really insinuating anything, it's out there pretty loud and clear. Of course, we can't expect AOr her stans to have a high reading comprehension.

I wasn't sure if you were trying to imply that I was Amber , due to our "writing style "