Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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There is nothing in this video that was of such pressing importance to say that she couldn't have washed her hair before filming it. She has greasier bangs than Kailyn, and I didn't know that was possible.
But she was number 11/200 in her high school. She's too smart to wash her hair.
 
Destinys mom, I thought they didn't like AL?

Probably trying to get Density free and live her life like a normal 20 yrs old.



It's called bigarexia or reverse anorexia. It is commonly seen in body builders who think they're puny and tiny no matter how big they get. It's body dysmorphic disorder, different side of the same coin.

However I don't think big AL has it. I think she has plain old denial. I think she'll tell herself "it's not that bad" until she's completely bedridden or dead.

Shes absolutely allergic to responsibility like she'd need an epi-pen if she ever got close to realizing how badly she's let herself go.

Agree, no dysmorphia there, she act's like she has no weight issues as much as she admits she's morbidly obese, no person with dysmorphia would ever make up all the shit she has made up this years with weightloss etc.
She is just in denial most of the time because she distracts herself with hoarding, endless excuses, never really taking responsaiblity for what she's doing to herself and do something about it and also having hundreds of people enabling her that's it.
Better not add the 100000 diagnose to her list since she uses it like an excuse.
 
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She said it's her dream to have someone propose to her. But don't really like the idea of her being the one proposing because she feels it's like she's pressuring the other person to marry her, that they'd just be pressured to say yes.

And below her perfectly-spherical head while she was babbling that horseshit, her running translation read:

FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDHA CHRIST, BECKY, HURRY UP AND PROPOSE TO YOUR DAINTY PRECIOUS LITTLE PRINCESS! I promise I'll say yes to the tarp!

On that note: Big Al's weirdness is not some outgrowth of her liberalism or atheism or feminism or whatever anti-SJW thing someone's got going on. She's latched onto these labels, but she's an ignorant twat mouthing big words she doesn't understand so she can access the limited social capital those affiliations give her. I actually thought she was a religious hick for a long time--she's quick to demand prayers and the like, IIRC, so this past page of posts was quite a surprise to me. Nor is the weird acceptance and enabling nature of her Monster Squad a sign of either liberalism or feminism. It's more like the Geek Social Fallacies: a marginalized group tends to glorify acceptance at all costs and have trouble rejecting members who are acting out. Big Al thinks she has found her home, that there isn't much she can do to suffer total ostracism. (The fact that she has in fact suffered it to an extent speaks to just how sick of her shit the Squad is getting!) I've seen the same dynamic in groups all across the political and spiritual spectrum. Any group whose members start developing a circle-the-wagons mentality is at risk of doing the same things.
 
It's all lies, but to give the thread peace of mind.
It will go something like this:
AL: "Hi officer? Someone is saying mean things to me on the internet!"
Officer: "Oh, ok, well that's not against the law."
AL: "But my aunt is telling Kiwi Farms that I am not 100% Portuguese!"
Officer: "... do you actually have a legitimate complaint or are you going to continue to waste police resources? Here, have a pamphlet on cyber bulling. Bye now."
 
It will go something like this:
AL: "Hi officer? Someone is saying mean things to me on the internet!"
Officer: "Oh, ok, well that's not against the law."
AL: "But my aunt is telling Kiwi Farms that I am not 100% Portuguese!"
Officer: "... do you actually have a legitimate complaint or are you going to continue to waste police resources? Here, have a pamphlet on cyber bulling. Bye now."
If she actually spoke to an officer they would tell her it would be a civil case, and they can't do shit about it. Then they would laugh at her. i actually had a long conversation recently about civil and criminal cases with a very close family member of mine (who's actually a cop), and they can't get involved in civil cases like this at all. They could actually get in trouble if they tried to interfere in any way with a civil case. I'm not saying this to 'power level' here, I'm only mentioning it in the event aunt tammie actually believed that garbage coming from Al's mouth. She's just trying to Intimidate aunt tammie, but she's too dumb to even make a valid, albeit empty, threat. She's such a piece of shit. Know what IS illegal is making false rape claims about someone and posting it online. Wonder if she discussed that with her 'cop friend'

Is it possible to have body dysmorphia, but to believe that you're thinner than you really are? If so, she probably has it. I was watching her old 4th of July vlog, and she acts so dainty, like she's going to melt when D's bro squirts a water gun at her. She also selfishly vlogs all of the little kids who are at the party, and makes a pathetic whining noise when Destiny doesn't offer to fetch her a bottle of water. How is she not ashamed? How can she demand so much of others and not be conscious of how that comes off? I guess you can't get that big without being shamelessly entitled.
It's called narcissism
 
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I dare this land whale to get Aunt Tammie arrested. She can't. What she is alleging isn't a crime. As someone mentioned above, it's a civil matter.

And does this bitch really want to go there? Cos the discovery phase of a lawsuit is a bitch. Her lies about Kasey and Aunt Tammie (which she admitted was a lie) will all come out. And the rest that we don't even know about.

Sit back down Amber. Oh, you already are. Get a job. Get a haircut. Lose some weight.
 
Idk If I would have had the courage to be dancing after a chair I have no intent of buying just struggled to come of my ass. I would have probably run away.
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Am I the only one who was creeped out by the chair-sitting montage in the last video? She, without any preamble, cuts to her sitting in a shit ton of chairs in a store. No mention of who she was with or how she got there before assaulting several pieces of office furniture. Before (finally) saying she was there with Rafe & Hannah, I was 95% sure she had Ubered there to film a feeder/fat/squashing fetish scene for a "donor"/Internet perv (which is still possibly what she was doing).

Her videos have been complete shit for a while now. Her sit down videos are annoying af. I don't watch younow because that shit is far too boring. I have zero desire to watch this 500+ lb invalid ignore the camera, play on her phone, and be salty as shit because she's "at work" and has better things to do. (Like whuuuuttttt?)

She's just an Internet troll, through & through. She's a catfish. She spews nasty, racist, sexist, homophobic shit while pretending to be different people. What a complete c***.

I'm quickly losing interest in this train wreck. I'm about ready to just walk away and let her rot in her fat-ravaged body.
 
Apparently Destiny's mom or aunt is offering Amber to give her driving lessons. Doesn't she have a problem staying in the car for so long? Can't even imagine where her fat will fit when in front of the steering wheel.

Why the fuck would anyone offer big AL anything after she squandered the weight loss programs others had put her on? She never finishes anything she starts, she is a colossal waste of time. That family are finally free of her, but unfortunately are too charitable for their own good.
 
Apparently Destiny's mom or aunt is offering Amber to give her driving lessons. Doesn't she have a problem staying in the car for so long? Can't even imagine where her fat will fit when in front of the steering wheel.

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She wouldn't be able to use the steering wheel. You're supposed to have 10 inches between the steering wheel and your body for safety reasons.
 
It will go something like this:
AL: "Hi officer? Someone is saying mean things to me on the internet!"
Officer: "Oh, ok, well that's not against the law."
AL: "But my aunt is telling Kiwi Farms that I am not 100% Portuguese!"
Officer: "... do you actually have a legitimate complaint or are you going to continue to waste police resources? Here, have a pamphlet on cyber bulling. Bye now."
I know. I said that because in other threads people tend to run with things. There are still kiwis that think that ADF had an orchiectomy, even tho he's posted nudes. :\

The biggest lie in Amber's lame threat is that she has friends to begin with.
 
Her supporters like the amazing intelligent artist with an entire year of studies under her belt (lol) , and sjw's, and everyone who thinks calling out someone's behavior is "bullying," irritate me but make me even more mad at Al.

They're ignorant, naive speds that parasites like hamber prey on. I hate that hamber takes advantage of good intentions.

It peeves the fuck out of me when people think it's more mean to call out a narcissist than to actually be one, though.
 
Destiny's mother definitely hates Amber.
A few people contacted Ms. Cope and told her that Amber talked about a miscarriage she had in a video, amongst other warnings about her.
Ms. Cope replied with (paraphrasing here): "My fears about Amberlynn are true."
I know that a Kiwi posted the screenshots of that conversation. I believe it's early on in the thread if any of you guys want to confirm!

There was a ton of speculation that Ms. Cope kicked Amber out because of that, and Destiny followed; in her moving out video, Amber looks like she's about to cry. It's also funny to watch Ms. Cope's death glare directed at Amber when she's in a video.

Sorry for the double post, dolls, but I found the post with screenshots:

Destiny's mom can't be too happy about all that is happening. I do feel sorry that she has to be dragged into this drama.
 
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I don't know why I do this to myself, but I found myself watching this one... She mentions how her weight has gotten in the way of a lot of things, but she can't ever give specifics.

"There is a lotta things I can't do. The simplest things is just too hard."

 
Her police friend (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) is so fucking stupid. "Slander" is verbally saying shit aloud, and "libel" is the act of defamation through writing and publication, which is what she'd **probably** be better off accusing the only person who ever gave a damn about her, of doing.

Fuck, AL. Give me his badge number, I'll turn all of us in for you AND bump his pay, ya stupid-ass oxygen thief. Oh, wait...he's just about as real as the number 464 on your scale. Oops!

Please, the lying is bad enough as it is, don't try to make us feel stupid to make yourself less lonely. :lol:
 
Her police friend (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) is so fucking stupid. "Slander" is verbally saying shit aloud, and "libel" is the act of defamation through writing and publication, which is what she'd **probably** be better off accusing the only person who ever gave a damn about her, of doing.

Fuck, AL. Give me his badge number, I'll turn all of us in for you AND bump his pay, ya stupid-ass oxygen thief. Oh, wait...he's just about as real as the number 464 on your scale. Oops!

Please, the lying is bad enough as it is, don't try to make us feel stupid to make yourself less lonely. :lol:
This. Plus, as others said, libel is a civil matter. Amber would have to prove that the lies were in fact lies, and then she'd have to prove that the lies either hurt her "brand" or caused her to lose money in some quantifiable way. What she'd be suing for would be the lost money.

You can't go to jail for lying, which is lucky for Amber.
 
This. Plus, as others said, libel is a civil matter. Amber would have to prove that the lies were in fact lies, and then she'd have to prove that the lies either hurt her "brand" or caused her to lose money in some quantifiable way. What she'd be suing for would be the lost money.

You can't go to jail for lying, which is lucky for Amber.

Definitely. It's a matter for a lawyer not a cop, and even if AL could afford a lawyer she'd go broke fighting for a case she'd lose.
 
I don't know why I do this to myself, but I found myself watching this one... She mentions how her weight has gotten in the way of a lot of things, but she can't ever give specifics.

"There is a lotta things I can't do. The simplest things is just too hard."


1. Walk
2. Run
3. Stand
4. Swim
5. Breath
6. Sleep
7. Wash properly
8. Work
9. Run errands
10. Cook
11. Take proper care of her pets
12. Clean the house
13. Be helpful to others
14. Go for a walk or a hike with gf/friends
15. Real fun(trips/theme parks/dance etc) not just out to eat, someone else's home or walmart
16. Have sex
17. Stop using others
18. Free herself from excuses and lies
19. Fit in a normal chair
20. Buy things she likes and fit her
 
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