Her police friend (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) is so fucking stupid. "Slander" is verbally saying shit aloud, and
"libel" is the act of defamation through writing and publication, which is what she'd **probably** be better off accusing the only person who ever gave a damn about her, of doing.
Fuck, AL. Give me his badge number, I'll turn all of us in for you AND bump his pay, ya stupid-ass oxygen thief. Oh, wait...he's just about as real as the number 464 on your scale. Oops!
Please, the lying is bad enough as it is, don't try to make
us feel stupid to make
yourself less lonely.