Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 552 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,627 74.5%

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Do we have any idea how much money she is making off younow? I mean this is the first I am hearing about this service and i'm curious about how much she's getting off it.

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Agreed I've gone back an merged them, but @Can I get an Amen? Please for the love of god try not to multi-post like that it makes the thread shitty to read.
 
From AL's snapchat:

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The only balls that fat-ass can hit are Cheese Balls.
 
Why do you think so? Did she tweet that or post it somewhere?
Is Rafe just sitting next to a disabled car? Maybe 3/4 ton of fupa was too much for it in the heat?
Also, I keep wondering what Becky really looks like if a normal head-on pic was taken of her. Would her double chin no-neck look like Dana's does when she is not doing the fat girl fuckery?
 
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Hamber's still posting tons of unflattering pictures of her "friends" while only posting one, perfectly posed, phone-to-the-roof picture of herself. Everyone knows it's passive aggressive shade for stealing Amber's thunder. If I were Rape, I'd start posting YouTube videos or going on YouNow. She could make a decent amount of money and Amber's free stream of income would be greatly reduced.
 
Hamber's still posting tons of unflattering pictures of her "friends" while only posting one, perfectly posed, phone-to-the-roof picture of herself. Everyone knows it's passive aggressive shade for stealing Amber's thunder. If I were Rape, I'd start posting YouTube videos or going on YouNow. She could make a decent amount of money and Amber's free stream of income would be greatly reduced.

I'd watch her YouNow stream. She's the only "Friend" of Big Amber's that's legitimately made me laugh. :powerlevel:x10 I know.
 
Is Rafe just sitting next to a disabled car? Maybe 3/4 ton of fupa was too much for it in the heat?
Also, I keep wondering what Becky really looks like if a normal head-on pic was taken of her. Would her double chin no-neck look like Dana's does when she is not doing the fat girl fuckery?

You have to admire the medical marvel that is Beck's facial structure. She has an extremely receded chin...so somehow manages to have no chin and three chins at the same time.

Loads of people have said she's not that into this relationship, but Lumber is reeeeeally pushing it (she says "my gooorlfriend" every....single...time. But then is anyone allowed a separate identity once they have been subsumed?) And the touted two-month anniversary (fucksake) fizzled away - who's putting money on Lumber giving Bex her coloured-in pic and waiting expectantly, with nothing back but a gormless look.

Even in the "meet my gooorlfriend" (barf) vid, Bex is not reciprocating any of the constant fussing and petting. Even the least touchy-feely, most camera-shy person would usually return some of the gestures so early on. But then Bex was stirring chocolate gravy* so I guess we can expect her to be distracted.

Ooooh I loves it here. Free to bitch and frolic with no comeback. Its lyurk liderallyy lahf. Lezbereal.

*Murica. Explain that breakfast. Please.
 
You have to admire the medical marvel that is Beck's facial structure. She has an extremely receded chin...so somehow manages to have no chin and three chins at the same time.

Loads of people have said she's not that into this relationship, but Lumber is reeeeeally pushing it (she says "my gooorlfriend" every....single...time. But then is anyone allowed a separate identity once they have been subsumed?) And the touted two-month anniversary (fucksake) fizzled away - who's putting money on Lumber giving Bex her coloured-in pic and waiting expectantly, with nothing back but a gormless look.

Even in the "meet my gooorlfriend" (barf) vid, Bex is not reciprocating any of the constant fussing and petting. Even the least touchy-feely, most camera-shy person would usually return some of the gestures so early on. But then Bex was stirring chocolate gravy* so I guess we can expect her to be distracted.

Ooooh I loves it here. Free to bitch and frolic with no comeback. Its lyurk liderallyy lahf. Lezbereal.

*Murica. Explain that breakfast. Please.
True. And whenever people ask her what Becky got HER for the anniversaries, she never acknowledges the question. That means Amber didn't get shit. Cuz Becks probably thinks heavy gifting is dumb. Amber even mentioned in one of her recent younows that Becky puts her in her place about acting her age and saying AF to much.
 
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Also- to Can I Get An Amen? Use the edit function to add to your post instead of making multiple posts back to back.

Silly lesbians, not knowing they should slow down or swerve instead of hitting cattle.

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You have to admire the medical marvel that is Beck's facial structure. She has an extremely receded chin...so somehow manages to have no chin and three chins at the same time.

Loads of people have said she's not that into this relationship, but Lumber is reeeeeally pushing it (she says "my gooorlfriend" every....single...time. But then is anyone allowed a separate identity once they have been subsumed?) And the touted two-month anniversary (fucksake) fizzled away - who's putting money on Lumber giving Bex her coloured-in pic and waiting expectantly, with nothing back but a gormless look.

Even in the "meet my gooorlfriend" (barf) vid, Bex is not reciprocating any of the constant fussing and petting. Even the least touchy-feely, most camera-shy person would usually return some of the gestures so early on. But then Bex was stirring chocolate gravy* so I guess we can expect her to be distracted.

Ooooh I loves it here. Free to bitch and frolic with no comeback. Its lyurk liderallyy lahf. Lezbereal.

*Murica. Explain that breakfast. Please.

Amber is just trying so hard, it is bordering on pathetic. Even if Becky was into her right now, how soon before she feels smothered?

I don't know anyone else in America who has even heard of chocolate gravy. Maybe a southern thang?
 
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Silly lesbians, not knowing they should slow down or serve instead of hitting cattle.



Amber is just trying so hard, it is bordering on pathetic. Even if Becky was into her right now, how soon before she feels smothered?

I don't know anyone else in America who has even heard of chocolate gravy. Maybe a southern thang?
I've never heard of it before Becky made it, but I think she didn't let it cook long enough because it was so runny..probably because Big A was telling her to hurry up, and that's what made it look so unappetizing.
 

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I thought Amber said she hated penises in general. Lying bitch.

Not necessarily.
It's not about penises, it's about penetration. Plenty of lesbians and women who have sex with women enjoy vaginal sex just like straight women.
Her using toys doesn't invalidate her lesbianism or mean she's lying. She may not find dick attractive, but that doesn't mean penetration can't feel good.
 
I don't know anyone else in America who has even heard of chocolate gravy. Maybe a southern thang?
Southerner here and... nope, never heard of it. I've been to some small town diners that'll definitely give ya heart attacks for breakfast, but chocolate gravy is a bridge too far.
 
Can confirm. I never once heard of chocolate gravy on biscuits and for the first half of my life I lived in the Deep South among religious nuts, who are the country's richest natural source of disgusting high-calorie pseudo-food assembled from packaged ingredients and jury-rigged to look like real food. Though Amber's specific repertoire of dishes isn't familiar to me, it fits very well in its general ideas. I really don't think she has much in the way of taste buds anymore, having blasted and scorched her palate to smithereens by now, and I suspect she can only vaguely sense super-sweet, super-salty, super-spicy stuff. But you'll notice she doesn't care much for more mature tastes much (like bitterness) and that she goes for totally WTF combinations that only a child would eat out of a sense of transgression (like you can see them doing at those mix-it-yourself soda fountains where you can pick whatever flavors you want to combine).

So yeah, I can see her thinking that chocolate syrup over biscuits sounds good. It's weird, but not too far from what Southerners already do with biscuits. Shortcake, you split them, smother in fruit and whipped cream. Lots of folks eat them with butter and honey. If you've ever seen the chocolate-chip pancakes at Denny's, that's probably where their creator came up with the idea. And wow, I loved those. .. when I was 8 and skinny as a rail!

That said, I think it'd taste disgusting and be a waste of chocolate, but Amber has eaten worse. Hell, she's probably eaten something worse than that within the last few hours.
 
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