Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

I don't think I've ever once seen anybody talk about why those two are even together. Going by body language, Becky doesn't like Amber, is mortified by Amber's over-the-top displays of "affection," and won't reciprocate.

I think Becky could manage a better partner than Amber, but she's settling. Destiny was settling, but she got her sense and moved on to slightly smaller (and better) things. Becky is still a 20something year old lesbian with nothing going for her besides a laborious job that probably pays relatively well compared to other entry-level jobs. She probably smokes too much reefer to want to go out and do things outside of work, so she needs someone who is as content to do nothing as she is- Amber. She has an unhealthy obsession with Kate Winslett and enjoys writing fanfics about her. She needs someone who can overlook the creepiness factor and accept it. She has her own things holding her back, and Amber is low effort. After all, Becky is hardly as affectionate as AL wants and she's still beaming about their relationship.

 

[Awkwafina]

Amber set up Krystal and Nina(is that her name?) after meeting Becky.

That can't be true though because from the timeline Krystle was dating Nena way before AL met Becky. Becky was posting about Nena's crusty underwear when they broke up a year and a half ago iirc and she and Krystle started dating shortly after that.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Not necessarily.
It's not about penises, it's about penetration. Plenty of lesbians and women who have sex with women enjoy vaginal sex just like straight women.
Her using toys doesn't invalidate her lesbianism or mean she's lying. She may not find dick attractive, but that doesn't mean penetration can't feel good.

I'm aware of that. But Big Ham had mentioned in a YouNow stream that she used pads instead of tampons, because she didn't like the feeling of anything inside her. You'd assume that also meant sex toys.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'm aware of that. But Big Ham had mentioned in a YouNow stream that she used pads instead of tampons, because she didn't like the feeling of anything inside her. You'd assume that also meant sex toys.

True. Even Density could only insert one finger because her hole is so small and precious. I got the impression it was a vibrating thing, like a Rabbit.

 

[Dr.Research]

I'm aware of that. But Big Ham had mentioned in a YouNow stream that she used pads instead of tampons, because she didn't like the feeling of anything inside her. You'd assume that also meant sex toys.

That's also possible. But there is a difference between tampons and sex toys. She may just never of learned to put a tampon in properly which would mean discomfort.

True. Even Density could only insert one finger because her hole is so small and precious. I got the impression it was a vibrating thing, like a Rabbit.

Vaginismus as a chronic condition has been a proposed explanation. It's possible that Amber knows she's gross to look at naked and her body reacts. Also possible Amber just wasn't aroused enough.

Bodies are weird. As much as AL lies I'm willing to cut her a modicum of slack in the lady bit department because genitals and sexual reaction s are weird in general.

 

[GORL]

That can't be true though because from the timeline Krystle was dating Nena way before AL met Becky. Becky was posting about Nena's crusty underwear when they broke up a year and a half ago iirc and she and Krystle started dating shortly after that.

Wasn't the underwear post about a different ex named Sara or something? I didn't think it was Nena.

 

[Big Ham]

I'm aware of that. But Big Ham had mentioned in a YouNow stream that she used pads instead of tampons, because she didn't like the feeling of anything inside her. You'd assume that also meant sex toys.

She uses pads because there's absolutely no way she could actually reach down there to insert a tampon (Whether she knows how to do it or not)

 

[a dinosaur]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

 

[HugePanties]

That's perhaps the most revolting collection of women I've ever seen.

 

[Token_Texan]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

View attachment 239091

Hahaha, the cars!!

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

View attachment 239091

What do the cars represent?

 

[Melania Trump]

If Amber's explanation of how she met Becky is accurate, then it could be the case that Becky watched her videos, wondered (like many newbies do) why she gets so much hate and reached out to her, only to realise that Amber is every bit as annoying and deceptive as everyone claims. Becky barely sees her (because of work and living so far away), and Amber infiltrated her friendship group insanely fast, so she maybe feeling trapped like Destiny.

There's no chemistry between them, at all, and in the Younows Amber has said that Becky tells her to act her age, to stop using terms such as 'AF' and 'Bae' - she doesn't like who Amber is, and Amber seems to be desperately trying to change to fit Becky's ideal woman. She's never gonna look like Kate Winslet, so behavior modification is the only way. She's not even comfortable being intimate or naked in front of Becky.

 

[a dinosaur]

What do the cars represent?

Chauffeurs.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Chauffeurs.

Ah, that's what I suspected. Thanks.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

View attachment 239091

Fucking brilliant. Kudos to you, man. I'm legit dying.

 

[Ambaby]

If Amber's explanation of how she met Becky is accurate, then it could be the case that Becky watched her videos, wondered (like many newbies do) why she gets so much hate and reached out to her, only to realise that Amber is every bit as annoying and deceptive as everyone claims. Becky barely sees her (because of work and living so far away), and Amber infiltrated her friendship group insanely fast, so she maybe feeling trapped like Destiny.

There's no chemistry between them, at all, and in the Younows Amber has said that Becky tells her to act her age, to stop using terms such as 'AF' and 'Bae' - she doesn't like who Amber is, and Amber seems to be desperately trying to change to fit Becky's ideal woman. She's never gonna look like Kate Winslet, so behavior modification is the only way. She's not even comfortable being intimate or naked in front of Becky.

No way has she/will she ever get naked in Becky's vicinity. She was with Krystle for how long? That's her "soulmate" and they never had sex. The only reason she and Density ever did is because Density is a fetal-alcohol cumtard that would go down on a literal cow.

 

[CreamyCheeses]

She's on YouNow with one of Becky's roommates

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

That's a scone, we have them in England what you do in America with them weirds us British people out.

Scones are slightly sweet. Biscuits are more savory and are usually paired with either white gravy or sometimes butter and jam (if you're a heathen).

Off topic: my husband is originally from England and to this day still refuses to eat biscuits or mayo. He describes them as "an affront to nature."

That's perhaps the most revolting collection of women I've ever seen.

No lie. Is there something in the water in their county?

 

[Sportello]

If I'm correct, in the younow I think she said she's staying with Becky and her roommates for a few weeks. I can't imagine Becky will be able to stand her for that long, it seems like this is the first time they'll be together longer than a weekend. She also claimed Destiny was dropping by her place to look after the cats, but I don't trust her. I feel for those animals a lot, man.

 

[HugePanties]

Surely there are some decent folks in Kentucky. Amber & her flock are not those folks.