Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Lol looked up Amberlynn Reid on skype, this does sound like her.

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Tbh, makes sense. Density's usernames are always "sorrymomilikeboobs"
 
Is it really a vlog if you don't leave your home? She was on her monumental ass for the lion's share of the video, I call it a sit-down.

Fucking LOL "I love making different types of pastas." It's the same goddamn bowties and chunks of indeterminate cooked flesh as in your Mukbang. And it doesn't matter how many kimonos/cardigans she wears (though they might as well be boleros on her fat ass), or how thick the straps are on her tanks, I can still see that filthy bra peeking. From. Frame. One.

She acts like she's doing her viewers a favor by uploading an 18 min vlog, but she put 4 freaking ads on that video.

My friend, suffer no more, Adblock for Youtube is here for you.
 
Just did a little bit of research. Here are some things that AL is heavier than: a normal sized black bear, a normal sized gorilla, an average size male tiger, a lion.

These things weigh about the same as her: a record-setting alligator, a fully gown crocodile, a grizzly bear. Other things: a cubic meter of snow, 90,000 pennies, a six month old cow, 100 million ants.

Edit: she also weighs more than a full drum of oil, a piano and a sport motorcycle. Fittingly, she weighs almost exactly the same as a dumpster.

Jesus. She said on a YouNow how she can't remember the last time she weighed in the 100's. Her life must be miserable. She's approaching Tammy Slaton status.
 
In the new video with the weigh in where you see her meaty as fuck feet, I'm fairly sure she's leaning forward and not standing on the scale properly. She kinda grunts as she leans forward and the number stays below 500lb (lol yeah right). She also struggles to film her feet at all even leaning forward.
 
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In the new video with the weigh in where you see her meaty as fuck feet, I'm fairly sure she's leaning forward and not standing on the scale properly. She kinda grunts as she leans forward and the number stays below 500lb (lol yeah right). She also struggles to film her feet at all even leaning forward.
I thought the same thing. You can tell in the photo she's next to the plastic cart in the kitchen, which is next to the counter. She should be able to weigh herself, get the feet/weight shot, AND show that there's nothing next to her. There's no reason she can't shoot it in the middle of the kitchen, but she won't, because she's lying. All she does is lie. That's why she's alone.
 
To be fair to her, is there any way she could weigh herself that we can't say "yes, but..."? For instance, she only weighed herself once whereas she's told us before that at her size it needs two or three readings. Of course, it's difficult to get similar readings if you are doing something to throw the reading off, but that's pure conjecture.

I think though, that without having someone else there to take a full-body shot then zoom in on the scale, it'll always be open to question whether she's throwing it somehow. Maybe she is, maybe not - I can't see why the difference between 470lbs and 500lbs is so crucial - they're both the highest category of super-morbid obese - but obviously it matters to her on some level. Unless you guys can think of a foolproof way she can do so alone? Especially as her mobility is getting lesser and lesser which makes contortions to get an accurate reading on film impossible. The vid where she was lumbering round the kitchen showed a scary drop in mobility and ease-of-movement. I nearly felt sorry for her, so I came on here - always a cure! ;-)

Although (miaow hiss) I do love how she's resolved the "don't want you to see my feet" thing. Yep, your gut hiding them. That'll work.
 
EXACTLY. What the actual fuck? They're not meant to be disposable, but then everything and everyone is disposable to AL Airhead Reid.

Poor cats, did she ever start scooping the litter or does she just let it pile up for a month so she can throw the whole pan out?

And then all the air fresheners, scented wax, and wall scents. It's like dumping perfume on an unhygenic body.

Oh wait, Ham already does that.
 
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