Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[despacito hot cheeto]

Is it just me, or do some of these lurker accounts/comments (I won't name names) make it seem like the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia is among us?

 

[HugePanties]

you do realize amber has this site on 24/7 to read new posts? look no further than her yapping mouth to verify that.

 

[Calling]

I'm not a fan of Destiny, but at least she is able to drive, hold down a job, and clean up after herself. Since she hooked up with Dana she seems to actually get out and do things other then head to Walmart and a buffet.

Fuck you Amber. Destiny and her Star Wars obsession/ spagettio's wins out over Becky and her unfortunate neck/chin and her twisted Kate Winslet fantasies.

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Agreed, 100%. Out of all these women, Destiny seems to have her shit together (contextually).

Not only that, but I wonder why Amber thinks it's acceptable to shit on her "friend" who gives her rides. Amber, calm down. You probably would've eaten Twinkie Star by now if you weren't constantly being driven to Olive Garden.

 

[HugePanties]

like destiny or not, have some sympathy. she put up with that lazy land monster for far too long.

 

[HerpDerp]

yeah thanks. amber just roasted destiny on younow when someone called her destiny. amber said "yeah im destiny, im gonna watch star wars and eat spagettio's". hey amber, how about when destiny came home and even her spagettios were gone you fat fckin fck.

Amber,
Remember when that Star Wars loving Spaghetti-o eater broke up with YOU? I do.

 

[HugePanties]

Amber,
Remember when that Star Wars loving Spaghetti-o eater broke up with YOU? I do.

ambers peanut brain doesn't expand too far. she talks crap about people on live streams and doesnt realize its being recorded by youtubers.

 

[formerfatcow]

ambers peanut brain doesn't expand too far. she talks crap about people on live streams and doesnt realize its being recorded by youtubers.

Call me crazy but if AL has been reading the farms (which we know she has) she'd know her YouNows are almost always recorded and uploaded to YouTube. She either just doesn't care how people interpret what she says, likely because she's confident she can twist what she said to get out of whatever trouble her words bring her, or she doesn't have the foresight to anticipate what topics or opinions could bring her hate. Either way, I think she's fully aware at this point that everything she says- whether it's on her videos, livestreams, snapchat, twitter, etc- is going to be scrutinized a hundred times over by her viewers.

That's the majority of what makes her a Lowcow, right? She has seen time and time again what her actions get her and yet she shows no effort to change. She uploads the same hypocritical, low-effort videos, she spills tea on YouNow even though she "hates drama", and she cycles through shitty friend groups while broadcasting the whole process unedited. She knows what her viewers will critize yet she gravitates towards the same thing, somehow expecting different results.

 

[HugePanties]

thats because she has a steady stream of newbies who feel sorry for the fake "they pick on me because im fat" girl. most of the regs are aware that amber is a leech who preys on anyone she can, thats how she gets bars & money on younow while she sits there with that snarky puss on her face.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Amber, you say you read Kiwi Farms & just laugh & laugh. What's the funniest part? The way you live in squalor, the way you overflow with bullshit & lies, or the way you are slowly committing suicide?

It's all pretty hilarious to me.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Is it just me, or do some of these lurker accounts/comments (I won't name names) make it seem like the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia is among us?

You know it! What else is there to do when you don't work or exercise or volunteer?
And as far as fat shaming goes, she's wrong. Her size is just another manifestation of her narcissism. She has tons (pun intended) of other character flaws which I feel are unnecessary for me to list at this point.
But PLEASE don't let this end anytime soon. This shit is wayyy too much fun!!

 

[Malibougie]

It's no wonder that Destiny and Dana decided not to move back in to that smelly apartment. They probably needed a hazmat suit just to come in and feed the kitties. Dustin can kiss the deposit goodbye and probably count on extra charges for deep cleaning. No wonder big Al is giving her a phone that she hasn't yet paid off. There is no other logical reason than she owes D money.

 

[PiggyPie]

If she can pick up the cat box to throw it away, how much more effort would it take to scoop/clean it? I really don't think it has anything to do with her being "unable"to do it, just pure fucking laziness.

 

[haygurlhay]

No sane person would laugh about having all of their lies and excuses talked about in a forum by many people.
I'm surprised someone hasn't tracked her down outside her place and taken videos of her like they did Amy Slaton.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

If she can pick up the cat box to throw it away, how much more effort would it take to scoop/clean it? I really don't think it has anything to do with her being "unable"to do it, just pure fucking laziness.

They make disposable cardboard litter boxes BTW, to be used with a plastic liner. I imagine she doesn't make a regular thing of buying a new box every month, she just said she does because it sounds so much better than, "I let the litter box get so out of hand while I was visiting pals that the litter is beyond scoopable and I'm just too good to be bothered with dumping and washing the box, so I threw the whole thing away got a new one."

Even without owning a car and commuting every day, Amber's carbon footprint has got to be five times that of the average person. Between all the food containers, used paper plates and plastic utensils, wax containers, wrapping paper, gift boxes, litter boxes, she makes so much trash...and I aint just talking about her videos.

 

[C3PBRO]

She totally cares what we think, otherwise she wouldn't be here. She addresses her haters more than her supporters, even her supporters know and complain about it. When she's not directly addressing haters, she's making excuses; "don't mind my mess/hair/face/lighting/angle," "I haven't made my bed/put on makeup because blah blah," "I ate X garbage because I haven't ee-uhn in Y hours," "those dr pepper twelve packs are Destiny's by the way" etc. Her entire speech pattern has been conditioned by an obsession with what others think of her, so for her to try to tell me anything else makes me "laugh and laugh"...

 

[PiggyPie]

I know I'm late on this but despite what Amber thinks, I have a life. I just watched the video Cxnt posted where she shouted out the farms. I figured I'd make a formal invite to Amber since she admits to reading everything here....
Hi Amber! How about you join the discussing and tell us "losers"all about the "real"you since apparently we all got it wrong.

 

[EH 110]

like destiny or not, have some sympathy. she put up with that lazy land monster for far too long.

By choice, though.

 

[Octomet]

Apparently Becky didn't always look quite so thumb-like. It's like Bizarro Becky from an alternate universe!

 

[dumpster bitch]

Apparently Becky didn't always look quite so thumb-like. It's like Bizarro Becky from an alternate universe!

She is m.lking the angles for an appearance of a chin/neck. She's simply grown from index finger to thumb. That's what chocolate gravy does for you.

Becky's shit-eating scowl is as annoying as Destiny's "special" face. But at least Destiny had a personality.

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

Funny enough, I enjoy reading these Farm updates while I'm at the gym on my lunch break.

Amber claiming we have no lives is hilarious. That's the crockpot (she's bigger than a regular pot) calling the kettle black.