Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mil0]

at 5:30 when she says to Mary "and I'm gonna be sittin at one" (a table at her wedding), Mary gives her the most reluctant "yes" response ever. It's as if she just had a flash of Amber shoving her phone in guests faces, squealing in Amberisms, and filming the entirety of her intimate moment for her own youtube views/trying to make the whole thing about herself.

 

[Mukwang]

Becky's face is even more intersting than Destiny's

 

[HugePanties]

Becky's face is even more intersting than Destiny's

meaning what.

 

[Tazz]

Beck has pure raw sex appeal

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I can see the vlog now, Amber sitting in a chair the whole time, slowly getting louder and drunker, her hair getting slightly messier because she doesn't know how to act in public, shots of the food, the redneck plastic flowers, amberisms about how nice the flowers are, cut back to her drunker and louder, still sitting, possibly a shot of her "dancing," more food, more amberisms, finished with a shot of her the next day apologizing for how drunk she was. "I don't usually drink so much ya'll."

edit: Just watched the new video and I didn't want to double post. Does she go shopping every single week?? I don't know how far between her vlogs are (I don't pay that much attention) but she always buys so much food then a video or two goes by and the next video she's buying another bulk of food? Then she wonders why she can't lose weight..

Not gonna lie, I would've enjoyed a Mary's Big Fat Redneck Wedding vlog. And you know Amber would be so obnoxious taking attention away from the bride and groom. I feel like we missed out, folks!!

And regarding the skin sores, I also think it's possible she has yeast infections under boobs, fupa, maybe in leg folds. With her size, the summer heat and probable diabetes I wouldn't be surprised if yeast was a'growin.

 

[Goose]

GORL, if you were only eating the food you that showed in that grocery haul, you'd be losing weight, not maintaining at 500lbs for years. Lezbereal, where the cheetos at?

 

[Löle]

Skin sores, rashes from sweating, clogged up sebaceous glands that may get infected and ingrown hairs (even if they are tiny) from the constant chafing all over the body that easily turn into an abscess... all those fun things that come with being morbidly obese. No way she does not have to deal with that kind of stuff. She might not notice as she probably cannot even reach most of her body, let alone take a close look at it.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

New video up lol:

I always thought her binges were larger than that. 4 slices of pizza and 2 cookie pizza pieces is basically what a normal drunk person eats on a late Friday night.

 

[Goose]

Ok so AL has just joined weight watchers after binging on pizza. I don't believe she'll stick to it or lose any significant weight because she lacks willpower. Prove us wrong Amber.

 

[Knife in a Spoon Drawer]

She says again in the new video "I was 489.2 in January"
But you guys, she was "never 500 pounds!!!"
Sure schooled me!

 

[cruelsound]

As someone who utilizes Weight Watchers, I cannot wait for AL to start posting on their Connect feature for sympathy (Connect is basically like an IG/FB hybrid where people post about their weight loss, get support from other members, etc.)

DO NOT LET ME DOWN, AL.

Edit - And to put everything into perspective, someone with her weight/height/age/weight loss goals would get about 55 points per day. The four pieces of pizza are about 40 points total and 3 pieces of that cookie thing would be about 27.

 

[HugePanties]

she went shopping for her next mukbang video. yet another giant plate with a giant spoon shoveling huge portions into her face. ( and the peanut brain enablers will STILL question why she gets hate. ) Only in America.

 

[C3PBRO]

She is pruning the shit out of the comments.

She said that she started weight watchers on impulse. This is why she will fail, because of course, she also ordered that pizza on impulse. She needs a deeper understanding of what's causing her issues, a real Come-to-Jesus moment. Buying a weight watchers subscription online while you were drunk because you got triggered by a skinny girl on instagram is not a path to long-term success.

 

[cruelsound]

She is pruning the shit out of the comments.

She said that she started weight watchers on impulse. This is why she will fail, because of course, she also ordered that pizza on impulse. She needs a deeper understanding of what's causing her issues, a real Come-to-Jesus moment. Buying a weight watchers subscription online while you were drunk because you got triggered by a skinny girl on instagram is not a path to long-term success.

Exactly. She needs to take all of that extra money she makes and invest it in a therapist.

 

[HugePanties]

 

[Awkwafina]

I always thought her binges were larger than that. 4 slices of pizza and 2 cookie pizza pieces is basically what a normal drunk person eats on a late Friday night.

But keep in mind - she then went on to talk about how she'd eat the rest of the pizza and most of the cookie pieces and how it was okay because she'd "start tomorrow" - which is a very typical fatty excuse. It's easier to say "well I fucked today so I'll just keep eating and start tomorrow" than realize you can start that moment and keep going. Until she gets into that kind of mindset she'll always fail and continue to have these grotesque binging moments where she eats a full pizza and most of the 8 cookie dessert (she had 3 pieces of the cookies when she filmed, not 2 - I looked it up and Pizza Hut gives 8 pieces in those cookie pizzas so just more proof of her trying to show how little she actually eats even when it's on film.)

Also important to note - a pizza hut slice of cheese pizza is 289 calories and the cookie is 180 so she had about 1,696 calories when she filmed. This is not counting the calories added onto the pizza from the different toppings (which I'm roughly going to say would add about ~200 calories to that total), any and all extra slices of pizza/cookie after filming and obviously not counting what she had earlier that day.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

As someone who utilizes Weight Watchers, I cannot wait for AL to start posting on their Connect feature for sympathy (Connect is basically like an IG/FB hybrid where people post about their weight loss, get support from other members, etc.)

DO NOT LET ME DOWN, AL.

Edit - And to put everything into perspective, someone with her weight/height/age/weight loss goals would get about 55 points per day. The four pieces of pizza are about 40 points total and 3 pieces of that cookie thing would be about 27.

Her last complaint about Weight Watchers was that they gave her too many points and it caused her to eat too much. She said she struggled trying to get all her points in for the day and she would end up eating a bunch at night. All the veggies were "free" so that caused her to have trouble getting her points in as well. But if she wasn't eating all of her points, she should be losing even more weight, right?

 

[Sportello]

I can't help but imagine what she must feel like every day with her constant excessive shit diet. Like does she get legitimate withdrawals from sugar, caffeine or high fat foods in general? Just thinking about eating that stuff every. single. day. makes my stomach queasy.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

I always thought her binges were larger than that. 4 slices of pizza and 2 cookie pizza pieces is basically what a normal drunk person eats on a late Friday night.

I laughed my ass off at that. Just another one of her attempts to be dainty and demure. 4 slices of a small-ish pizza isn't a binge when you consider pizza rolls on tortilla chips a regular breakfast.

 

[frootloops]

I sort of give her props for least showing us that she did binge and is able to own up to that, who really knows it it was the full amount that she actually did binge on but as someone recovering from Bulimia I can say binging is so insanely hard for many to get a handle of esp with no professional help (I went for professional help), I hope she gets some help in many ways :S