Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Also - nobody is surprised you didn't vlog your fatass swimming.

I gotcha fam.
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So big butch ol' Becky that works down the saw mill was taken out by a small pothole while she hauled beetus to her car. Nice.

I love how big AL was with Becky at the hospital the whole time and still had no idea what actually was wrong with her ankle. PS. Sprains do not hurt more than broken bones. FOH with that shit, I'll believe a doctor said that the same day I start believing her vet told her Twinkie's weight was "fine".
 
She misspelled Jupiter.

I can always count on you guys for a good laugh after a long day at work. Bahahah

Also, why the need to mention exactly what Becky was carrying at the time she fell?! Random much(?)

On another note, this whole scenario reminds me of that Movie "Misery", where the man was in a car crash and this lady that was obsessed with him finally saw her chance to kidnap him while having him believe he was too sick or whatever to leave.
 
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She looks so bloated. Way worse than normal. Seeing it makes me feel so gross. I wonder if she's putting on weight and just pretending to be on a diet for the camera. She needs to start exercising. Every breath you hear her take sounds so laboured.

If she's only 470lbs why the would she put her weight as 489lbs? Because she wants more points and wants to feel better about eating more than she should.

I've noticed whenever Amber tells a story about something that's happened to someone she always has a similar experience of her own. My dad is a pathological liar and he did that. Whenever someone told a story he would have to try to 'one-up' it (with a lie, of course).
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Also, did anyone notice Becky's leg in the brace looks like a sausage exploding out of it's casing?
 
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Why does she fucking point to food that is like 6 inches from the camera? It's really annoying and triggers me. You don't have to stick your fat fucking finger on the food we can SEE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US as you describe it. She does this with everything she shows us. It's annoying. It's like she underlines things with fingers in case we can't see them.

"Seasonal Salt" -- lmao. OMG, our educational system has failed us. Do you use a different salt in winter?

Two mid 20s people and neither can hardly even move. Pathetic. Her ankle isn't that badly hurt otherwise she wouldn't be in a soft cast she'd be in a walking boot and told to stay off it as much as possible. AL talked about how she's "trying to stay off it". Ok, fine, but christ if you can walk on it without too much pain in a softcast it's not that bad.

6 weeks of PT for that shit? Goodness.
 
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Anyone know how many WW points an honest-to-god gallon of flavored rum is? Thx :)
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God, they probably have to get that drunk to do each other.

Edit: I was thinking about the instagram comment Becky made about pretending to like a gf and lying to her and what a good a actor she was. I don't know...Amber is so desperate she is going to believe what ever comes out of Becks' mouth..how can her insecurities not be running rampant at this point(assuming she saw the comment).
Laughed as she burned the rice..pizza and rice for dinner(?what?).
And yes, Amber is dumb as a rock throughout her vlog....and kinda mean as she keeps poking at Becks' foot.
 
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