Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Chicken sausage]

How can Big Amber still fit into the same pants 100+ pounds later?

Her clothes grow with her.

 

[formerfatcow]

How can Big Amber still fit into the same pants 100+ pounds later?

Holes. She still has the same amount of mass inside the pants.

 

[Clown Baby]

Kind of late, but for everyone talking about safer ways for AL to clean the piss all over her house, there is a product called Nature's Miracle. It's an enzymatic cleaner that pretty much destroys stains and odor from cat pee/poop/vomit. It is sold in various forms in petsmart, and isn't too pricey.

we know Amber's lying because her mouth is moving. Period. She's always lying about something.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Nothing she says can be trusted at all, she's proved that time and again. I don't understand why someone who lies so much would voluntarily document her life. You can just go back and find proof of the lies in like 30 seconds.

 

[angelicbitch]

How can Big Amber still fit into the same pants 100+ pounds later?

A miracle of God, tbh.

 

[Clown Baby]

This fucking bitch. I didn't want to continue ranting about the animal stuff, but every time I watch one of these I get pissed again.

Two weeks is not a "long time" to have cats meet and get used to each other. That cat scarlet is better off being away from this monster, but seriously if she gives up on an animal this fast she isn't fit to have any animals.

Fittingly, this DEAR VEGANS video came up next:

She goes on and on about how much of an animal lover she is, how badly factory farmed animals are abused and how grossed out she is that she ever ate meat. Didn't she give up being a vegan after 4 days? I would hate her for this too, but this just makes me laugh. She has zero resolve.

"Lookit me I'ma vegan!" 2 days later... "Oh, that's too hard y'all."

 

[Bitchinista]

She didn't decide to turn vegan because it was "for the animals", she wanted to be vegan because she got caught up in reading about how high carb low fat vegans apparently stuff themselves with thousands and thousands of calories per day while they continue to lose weight. There was a video somewhere where she admitted to that and even gave a number for the vast amount of rice she was consuming every day but she wasn't losing weight (duh) so decided veganism wasn't for her, gorl.

 

[Masturbator]

Someone asked Amber "How often do you masturbate?" on ask.fm and she replied with "I don't at all because I don't need to lol. I have a girlfriend." LOOOL.

Can we talk about how ignorant she is if she thinks sex and masturbation are the same thing? And what's up with her condescending tone? Like "aww poor single people who have to masturbate to satisfy their sexual urges... not me though I have a girlfriend!! Who I have sex with!!" Also I'm pretty sure at 500 lbs your libido is shot, and with both her and Becks being morbidly obese I'm pretty sure sex for them consists of eating a stuffed crust pizza.

She didn't decide to turn vegan because it was "for the animals", she wanted to be vegan because she got caught up in reading about how high carb low fat vegans apparently stuff themselves with thousands and thousands of calories per day while they continue to lose weight. There was a video somewhere where she admitted to that and even gave a number for the vast amount of rice she was consuming every day but she wasn't losing weight (duh) so decided veganism wasn't for her, gorl.

Yep. I'm vegan. I'm usually all for people trying veganism out to see if it suits them, but this whole Amber thing pisses me off. I don't care if you go back to eating meat but stop preaching about veganism and talking about how horrible animals are treated in factories if you're gonna contribute to the industry by eating animal products. She's also always bringing the vegan thing up ("I was vegan for a WHOLE TWO WEEKS so here let me tell you everything that's wrong with the meat industry to guilt you into going vegan, but oh wait it's two weeks later and I'm back to eating chicken!!"). It's fine if veganism isn't for you but dammit Amber stop being such a little bitch.

 

[Cocco]

she was ''vegan'' for like 2 days

 

[NemmaSis]

She likes to preach and virtue signal, but doesn't do anything herself. In a vlog about 6 months ago, she was crying about how many adult cats were in shelters and telling her viewers that they shouldn't discriminate against older cats. However, she insisted on getting a kitten with Wasabi, at a freaking pet store no less, and same story with Scarlett.

Her rant is 40 seconds into this video.

 

[Gelbel98]

She went vegan twice the first time for like 6 days and felt great supposedly but woke up crying one night because she wanted cheese something like that. And the 2nd time she didnt even make it a full 24 yours before she ate rice and steak at the bowling alley and at the end of the vlog "cried"about how much of a failure she is.

 

[Clown Baby]

Around 6:50 she talks about how people twist her words to make her into a liar. Oh you mean people watch your videos and remember what you said, and then when you contradict yourself they call you out? They're just nitpicking haters, right?

The specific lie she's talking about here is she told viewers that they were moving to Kentucky to "take care of" Destiny's mom because she was sick, but then once D's mom was on camera it was obvious she was fine. So A backtracks and says she "misspoke." She tried to make it seem like the reason for moving to Kentucky was more important than it was because she lies to herself above all. "She needs us, y'all," then cut to Amber sitting up in their house shoveling cherries in her face while everyone else is out working.

Who in their right mind would ask Amber to come take care of them?

 

[Octomet]

.....but we know Amber's lying because her mouth is moving. Period. She's always lying about something.

It seems one of the few things she actually restricts are her time frame loop holes.
Like when she challenged the haduuurz about her lying in a younow with "Tell me what I've lied about RECENTLY." Probably meaning within the last week.

In the same vein, when asked a bit ago how much she currently weighs. It was met with "I don't know, I haven't weighed myself in two days". You think you dropped 50lbs in two days or something?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

How can Big Amber still fit into the same pants 100+ pounds later?

By turning the loosest, floppiest type of pants available into ultra skin-tight leggings? I don't know how she could possibly sleep in them - can you imagine sleeping in something so tight? Makes me itchy just thinking about it.

Dunno if it's because she has something layered underneath, but if that top pic is just pj's and a t-shirt, it looks like she's getting them to "fit" the same way pot-bellied fat blokes do - they're not pulled up to around her waist (wherever the hell that is!) but sort of low-slung underneath the overhang. It's incredibly uncomfortable, especially with tight trousers of any type, but it may be the last desperate option to stave off the dreaded mummuu/tent.

I don't know anything about US clothes-sizing, but there must come a point beyond which you can no longer buy trousers of any type - anyone know, realistically, where that point is? Presumably it becomes so difficult to put trousers on that there's no point manufacturing them. After that, the ever stylish Tammy S has set the fashion bar high with the elegant tailored bed-sheet; the must-have, suitable-for-every-occasion wardrobe necessity for the curvier lady.

 

[ragonastick]

I don't know anything about US clothes-sizing, but there must come a point beyond which you can no longer buy trousers of any type - anyone know, realistically, where that point is? Presumably it becomes so difficult to put trousers on that there's no point manufacturing them. After that, the ever stylish Tammy S has set the fashion bar high with the elegant tailored bed-sheet; the must-have, suitable-for-every-occasion wardrobe necessity for the curvier lady.

It looks like some plus size brands go up to a US 30-36. Judging from 600lb life (and I mean Amber is pretty much there), all they wear is "skirts" and "t-shirts" (aka huge pieces of fabric) and maybe leggings. Leggings are very stretchy, but they obviously don't last long if you wear too small ones. I'd bet her leggings have huge holes on the inside of her thighs. The chub rub must be insane.

 

[CindyChafe]

Remember when Amberlynn thought putting glass marbles and sea shells at the bottom of her bathroom sink like she was decorating a fishbowl was the height of home decor?

 

[WhoAmILikeWhaaaat]

The chub rub must be insane.

I doubt she even gets chub rub because her legs don't exactly "rub" together. She isn't mobile enough/can't move her legs enough to have them even rub together.

 

[Dovahshit]

All that scented shit she uses isn't good for her cat(s?). I was just watching the video where she is proudly spraying chemical shit on her carpet that she doesn't need to vacuum up. Its going to go all over the cat's paws and into its mouth. Also...why do you need to douse your carpet/house in things to make it smell good if its clean? She is obsessed with candles/sprays/melts/etc. There is no way that house smells good.

this is what it feels like to walk into that house

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

She likes to preach and virtue signal, but doesn't do anything herself. In a vlog about 6 months ago, she was crying about how many adult cats were in shelters and telling her viewers that they shouldn't discriminate against older cats. However, she insisted on getting a kitten with Wasabi, at a freaking pet store no less, and same story with Scarlett.

Her rant is 40 seconds into this video.

Wait just a second...this bitch put god damn OLIVES in the monstrosity she calls a soup??
Can someone please make an Amber-Cookbook-Scrapbook?

 

[Clown Baby]

Wait just a second...this bitch put god damn OLIVES in the monstrosity she calls a soup??
Can someone please make an Amber-Cookbook-Scrapbook?

I'll do it, but seriously she seems to put ketchup, sriracha, braggs liquid aminos, canned vegetables and dried spices into every single thing she cooks. Every time I've seen her cook soup she puts rice AND pasta AND quinoa AND lentils. Pick a lane.

 

[Country Matters]

I'll do it, but seriously she seems to put ketchup, sriracha, braggs liquid aminos, canned vegetables and dried spices into every single thing she cooks. Every time I've seen her cook soup she puts rice AND pasta AND quinoa AND lentils. Pick a lane.

Calories aside, that can't possibly taste good. Way too many conflicting tastes and textures for that to even be appetizing.

I know it's been said a million times before, but her taste buds must seriously be shot. This is the equivalent of a junkie shooting heroin in their eyes, it just can't be pleasant