Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PropaGONDA]

I'll do it, but seriously she seems to put ketchup, sriracha, braggs liquid aminos, canned vegetables and dried spices into every single thing she cooks. Every time I've seen her cook soup she puts rice AND pasta AND quinoa AND lentils. Pick a lane.

She clearly does not eat for the taste because she eats so fast and so much in one bite. Plus, all those repulsive things... Eating to Amber is like satisfying a drug craving. She needs the rush. She eats, no matter what it is (all her favourite things in one pot, for example) until she's stuffed and the cycle continues. I bet she eats until her gut feels sore, and one of the ways to get full fast is to pack in the carbs like she does.

 

[Clown Baby]

This is from one of her "cook with me" soup videos.

Marinated artichoke hearts in hot soup? Fucking lol

 

[PropaGONDA]

This is from one of her "cook with me" soup videos. View attachment 254362
Marinated artichoke hearts in hot soup? Fucking lol

clearly she eats to get full but not to satisfy her body's need for nourishment. it's so she can feel full and bloated, that's all it is. there is no savouring the flavour. its about the addictive sensation of feeling as stuffed as possible. it's disgusting.

in those soup videos she always says that it's for a few days. another lie. im sure she eats it all in one sitting. because if she did leave it for a few days the "soup" would no longer be soup because the starches (potato, pasta, rice, etc.) would absorb all the broth...

 

[Clown Baby]

This is from a different soup video. The finished product makes me want to heave.

 

[PropaGONDA]

the best part about those soup videos is her proclaiming that the slop she calls food is healthy and low-sodium because she uses liquid aminos instead of soy sauce. she uses at least 1/4 cup of liquid aminos, and don't forget the ketchup (sugar and salt) and her jarred/pickled items like olives and artichokes. even without the aminos it is still a sodium bomb.

she has to have hypertension. she denies having high blood, but given her weight and her obsession with salty shit, there is no possible way she is in the normal blood pressure range.

 

[SisterChristian]

the best part about those soup videos is her proclaiming that the slop she calls food is healthy and low-sodium because she uses liquid aminos instead of soy sauce. she uses at least 1/4 cup of liquid aminos, and don't forget the ketchup (sugar and salt) and her jarred/pickled items like olives and artichokes. even without the aminos it is still a sodium bomb.

she has to have hypertension. she denies having high blood, but given her weight and her obsession with salty shit, there is no possible way she is in the normal blood pressure range.

I was watching her lie and confessions video and there she says she has high blood pressure. She also said she has trouble doing the most basic things like taking a shower or going up and down stairs, and not being able to breathe. Sooooo... why say that but try to deny it now. Losing weight can obviously help with those issues but she's not any less obese today. All those stereotypical issues that fat people have, I guarantee you Hamber has them, she just doesn't want to admit it because that would mean she really is that fat.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The kind of slop soups she makes are how most people get rid of veg and stuff that's about to go bad. She is putting a box of broth, jars of this and that, various cans, frozen corn, etc. and the one time she actually had some cauliflower that was three days past the date, she only used a small sprinkle of it. Completely idiotic. A pot of her soup probably costs 10-20 bucks to make. Gross AND overpriced. Typical AL. Her recipes make prison burritos look gourmet.

 

[walshtree]

Didn't she say she couldn't have a lot of salt because of her gallstones or whatever? If she has too much won't they come back?

 

[citytrucks]

There are so many things about being that obese that make me wonder how Amber isnt more motivated to lose weight. I feel like not being able to fit in most chairs, in the front seat of a car, or even a standard bathroom stall would be a wake up call for people like her.... How does one get to a point in their life where they can't even shower sufficiently because of their size and still somehow stay unmotivated to lose weight?

 

[dumpster bitch]

Didn't she say she couldn't have a lot of salt because of her gallstones or whatever? If she has too much won't they come back?

She blames salt for being bloated and retaining water. Gallstones are typically associated with fatty/oily foods.

Sodium talk starting around 6:20.

 

[Cripple]

Wait just a second...this bitch put god damn OLIVES in the monstrosity she calls a soup??
Can someone please make an Amber-Cookbook-Scrapbook?

Uuuugggghhhhhh! I like green olives more than anyone else. But I only eat them paired with feta cheese to balance out the salt/bitterness, and only as a small snack because seriously, the salt content is still so high. Or in an antipasto salad.

How did she learn to cook like this? I love my crockpot too but it's not a damn garbage disposal. Does she make anyone else eat this slop?

 

[walshtree]

There are so many things about being that obese that make me wonder how Amber isnt more motivated to lose weight. I feel like not being able to fit in most chairs, in the front seat of a car, or even a standard bathroom stall would be a wake up call for people like her.... How does one get to a point in their life where they can't even shower sufficiently because of their size and still somehow stay unmotivated to lose weight?

She obviously just doesn't care enough to even attempt to make changes for more than a couple days...even if she cut back on the portions of what she eats it would be beneficial, but I guess it's too hard, like who is she?

 

[Clown Baby]

Does she make anyone else eat this slop?

In all of the cooking videos she says "Destiny is real picky so she doesn't eat any of my food." I think it's just that it looks and smells disgusting so D sticks to her grilled cheese.

 

[dumpster bitch]

I doubt she even gets chub rub because her legs don't exactly "rub" together. She isn't mobile enough/can't move her legs enough to have them even rub together.

True that she's probably not getting a lot of irritation from the swishing of her thighs (ya know, since she waddles side to side instead of walking normally), but with all that girth and all those crevices, you know she's got moisture build-up and therefore raw skin...possibly skin tags, growths, fungi.... Any movement seems like it would jiggle the ol' gunt and cause discomfort.

It seems one of the few things she actually restricts are her time frame loop holes.
Like when she challenged the haduuurz about her lying in a younow with "Tell me what I've lied about RECENTLY." Probably meaning within the last week.

In the same vein, when asked a bit ago how much she currently weighs. It was met with "I don't know, I haven't weighed myself in two days". You think you dropped 50lbs in two days or something?

You're spot on.

Grow the fuck up, Amber. A 27 year old adult should not be qualifying her statements with "but I haven't lied in 2 whole days, guise!" It's not normal. You're not normal. You're a fucking train wreck, and not in a "cutesy Trisha Paytas party pill-popping" kind of way. You're an "eat myself to death and lie like a junkie on the street looking for my next fix" type of train wreck. Get some help, Amber.

 

[SisterChristian]

Uuuugggghhhhhh! I like green olives more than anyone else. But I only eat them paired with feta cheese to balance out the salt/bitterness, and only as a small snack because seriously, the salt content is still so high. Or in an antipasto salad.

How did she learn to cook like this? I love my crockpot too but it's not a damn garbage disposal. Does she make anyone else eat this slop?

I think it was in her grandma's recipe video or whatever the fuck, that she made some garbage disposal / compost heap looking meal for Krystle that, as usual, looked unappetizing and thrown together. She asked Krystle if she liked it. Krystle said yes. I felt sorry for Krystle.

 

[AbraCadaver]

There are so many things about being that obese that make me wonder how Amber isnt more motivated to lose weight. I feel like not being able to fit in most chairs, in the front seat of a car, or even a standard bathroom stall would be a wake up call for people like her.... How does one get to a point in their life where they can't even shower sufficiently because of their size and still somehow stay unmotivated to lose weight?

It's like being depressed (not clinically, just miserable over a breakup or something). You get in such a rut that you get accustomed to it, and then you have a hard time getting out of it. It's only once you manage to put in the effort to climb out and better yourself that you're like, "Holy shit, WHY did I put up with that life for so long?"

But until that moment, you're like "nah, this is fine. leave me alone. I'm fine like this."

 

[Clown Baby]

I think it was in her grandma's recipe video or whatever the fuck, that she made some garbage disposal / compost heap looking meal for Krystle that, as usual, looked unappetizing and thrown together. She asked Krystle if she liked it. Krystle said yes. I felt sorry for Krystle.

I went looking for the video and it's called "Grandmas Recipe (A Family Tradition)"

The meal she made for Krystle is a pile of plain spaghetti, scrambled egg whites (from a carton), crumbled pre-cooked bacon topped with scallions and soy sauce. It sounds like it is both bland and too much at the same time. Krystle is also "picky" according to AL in the video.

 

[Knife in a Spoon Drawer]

This fucking bitch. I didn't want to continue ranting about the animal stuff, but every time I watch one of these I get pissed again.

Two weeks is not a "long time" to have cats meet and get used to each other. That cat scarlet is better off being away from this monster, but seriously if she gives up on an animal this fast she isn't fit to have any animals.

Fittingly, this DEAR VEGANS video came up next:

She goes on and on about how much of an animal lover she is, how badly factory farmed animals are abused and how grossed out she is that she ever ate meat. Didn't she give up being a vegan after 4 days? I would hate her for this too, but this just makes me laugh. She has zero resolve.

"Lookit me I'ma vegan!" 2 days later... "Oh, that's too hard y'all."

I cannot be the only one who dry heaves a little every time I see that thumbnail, with "artificially inseminate" in bold white text over her face. Seriously, of all the thumbnail choices why that one?

 

[formerfatcow]

I went looking for the video and it's called "Grandmas Recipe (A Family Tradition)"

The meal she made for Krystle is a pile of plain spaghetti, scrambled egg whites (from a carton), crumbled pre-cooked bacon topped with scallions and soy sauce. It sounds like it is both bland and too much at the same time. Krystle is also "picky" according to AL in the video.

Every single dish sounds like a butchered mystery basket on Chopped. Is this spaghetti, a breakfast dish, or an Asian-inspired dish? Could AL even make a dish without soy sauce? Her chocolate gravy and pre-cooked bacon monstrosity doesn't count. Also she needs to grow up and learn how to cook some fucking bacon. Pre-cooked bacon is trash.

 

[Cocco]

Honestly I've always thought she doesn't even eat the shit she cooks for youtube and eats a cup or whatever just for the show throwing the rest. I also think the fixation she has with rice and soup might be like a sort of protection to make people believe that she doesn't like only fat foods, that's why she doesn't care much about what she throws in there. I may be wrong but I've seen too many overweight/obese people claiming to love and order soup/rice while others treat themselves ordering something more particular that it doesn't sound like a coincidence anymore. None of those 2 are supposed to make you obese or make you stay that way especially if you love them so much and wanting to lose weight. Of course if you eat too much of it and with heavy dressings etc you can gain I know that but still... Idk.
It may be she doesn't care much as long as she stuffs her face but she just doesn't seem that type of person to me, on contrary, she cares too much and picks every single craving she may have treating herself everyday 24/7.