Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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First of all this is titled "major road rage" and Destiny gets mildly irritated by a guy and calls him an asshole. Amber is such a drama queen.

Around 6:50 they start talking about Destiny's sister who plays high school soccer, and of course Big A has to make it about herself. She gets visibly annoyed that Destiny would dare to say that competitive high school soccer isn't on the same level as the soccer AL played as a ten year old. High school soccer players get scouted by colleges and some go straight into the Olympics. But sure Amber, you had to travel to play in some really important away games. Ten year old kids barely know which direction they're supposed to run. She can't just let Destiny's sister have the thunder. "I played legit soccer!!" Shut up, no you didn't.

Additionally, AL keeps saying her feet stink, shows off her giant package of pads and baby wipes during a grocery haul and is totally gross.


In this one they are answering questions and right at the beginning AL is asked when and how did she know she was a lesbian. She says that she knew at 14 and her mom found out at 16 because there was a note in her jeans pocket or something. This is a question for everyone: Hasn't AL said multiple times that she was in foster care from 8 -18? Based on her answer here, she lived with her mom AND dad from 14 - 18.

Destiny HATES AL, it is so obvious. There is NO WAY your dad, grandma and aunt came and picked up from the group-home on soccer games. These are not the actions of a drug/homelessness afflicted family. If her family was so wonderful and close knit as she claims all the time, she would not have been in a group-home to begin with.

Ewww, she can smell her feet while she's sitting down in the car? Reality check, that smell is likely wafting up from that fupa that's smashed up against the glove box.

Amber only eats yogurt, Destiny only eats shit. Amber, so healthy.

Oh she's got lots of stories that make no sense based upon the timeline that she has given plus the lifestyle she would have lived in with druggie/homeless parents.
 
Destiny HATES AL, it is so obvious. There is NO WAY your dad, grandma and aunt came and picked up from the group-home on soccer games. These are not the actions of a drug/homelessness afflicted family. If her family was so wonderful and close knit as she claims all the time, she would not have been in a group-home to begin with.

Ewww, she can smell her feet while she's sitting down in the car? Reality check, that smell is likely wafting up from that fupa that's smashed up against the glove box.

AOnly eats yogurt, Destiny only eats shit. Amber, so healthy.

Oh she's got lots of stories that make no sense based upon the timeline that she has given plus the lifestyle she would have lived in with druggie/homeless parents.

I know, sometimes she paints her relatives to be loving and great but in actuality it was probably a shit-show. That's the one thing I know for sure, that she had a rough, disruptive childhood and she was probably frequently ignored and didn't have her needs met. Her lack of emotional maturity, compulsive pleasure seeking tendencies and clear need for attention scream "I was neglected when I was young." I feel bad for Destiny when I watch most of these videos. Like people mentioned above, AL is so selfish and constantly directs the attention back to herself no matter what is going on. Like I get that you didn't get attention as a kid, but you's grown now gorl.
 

Amber, once again, trying to use reverse psychology to get us to stop "hating" on her. It doesn't bother her, ya'll!

Oh, look! A second plate of rice next to Amber? SHOCKING.
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this girl must have early onset dementia, or she just no longer has any ability to keep her lies straight anymore. She just said on a younow that she didn't know her current wt bc 'she hasn't weighed herself in 2 days.' She's said on both younow and twitter that she's weighed herself since getting new batteries, so this is at least the 3rd time she's changed her story about her current weight. Keep pretending that people only 'hate' you bc of your weight, Amber, since you will never admit that the REAL reason why you get hate is bc of these paper trail of lies you've left all over the internet.
She's been doing more askfm than anything lately. So if she has batteries and hasn't weighed herself, she's either afraid to, or afraid to tell us what the number was. I know she's like, "my weigh in day is Wednesday" or whatever, but if she hasn't weighed herself in so long, you'd think she'd at least be curious. Or maybe she just doesn't give a shit. How much ya wanna bet that she says the scale is broken again...View attachment 254655
 
Can we please revisit this video and all of the problematic pieces therein?


Honestly, it was hard for me to make it through this one.

Agreed, especially when she raves about how selfless she is for dropping everything in her life to help Destiny's sick mother.

Has two faded pink shirts, ummm no. A red and a pink, and she also uses the excuse she just washed it. Again with the multiple clothing items that don't exist...

Amber, no one really cares about your weight, and we wouldn't care about your scale if you wouldn't keep lying about it. Maybe you should just say you're not gonna show your weight if you don't want to and let that be the end of it. But when you lie and make up dumb excuses it's super funny.

People know everything about you because you make videos for the internet. Do you not want people to watch and follow your social media? I'm confused...Yes, most would totally hate it if everything they did was judged, that's why they don't make a living putting their life on the internet. But you do, soooo deal with it, stick to mukbangs, or just get of the internet and go back to the nursing home.

Every single thing that comes out of her mouth is an excuse, a lie, or a brag. She's so much more fun to watch when things are going into her mouth.
 
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Can we please revisit this video and all of the problematic pieces therein?


Honestly, it was hard for me to make it through this one.


You get a glimpse of real amber near the end of this video when she goes on a huge rant, The lies, smugness, selfishness, attitude, yuuck! such a disgusting pig. I love how she's debating leaving youtube cause of the hate, but I thought the hate doesn't bother you?
 
Agreed, especially when she raves about how selfless she is for dropping everything in her life to help Destiny's sick mother.

Amber, no one really cares about your weight, and we wouldn't care about your scale if you wouldn't keep lying about it. Maybe you should just say you're not gonna show your weight if you don't want to and let that be the end of it. But when you lie and make up dumb excuses it's super funny.

People know everything about you because you make videos for the internet. Do you not want people to watch and follow your social media? I'm confused...Yes, most would totally hate it if everything they did was judged, that's why they don't make a living putting their life on the internet. But you do, soooo deal with it, stick to mukbangs, or just get of the internet and go back to the nursing home.

Every single thing that comes out of her mouth is an excuse, a lie, or a brag. She's so much more fun to watch when things are going into her mouth.

When she goes back to the nursing home, it'll be as a resident when she finally gets too huge to take care of herself at all. She's the third Slaton sister following Tammy's footsteps to the home, then the grave.

And I know it's been touched on before, but this "Ambaby" bullshit is so narcissistic and gross. I know she'd say, "It's just a joke, guise!" But it's only a joke bc she can't get away with it. She's trying to copy a "Trishie's Fishies" thing a la Trisha Paytas, but completely missed the boat. Trisha's nickname for fans has a backstory, actually is a joke, and is Trisha making fun of herself. Hence, the nickname works and has charm. "Ambabies" makes no fucking sense and is a hollow attempt to copy a popular youtuber and massage her own bloated, necrotic ego. I just mention it bc she used the phrase in a video recently.
 
And I know it's been touched on before, but this "Ambaby" bullshit is so narcissistic and gross. I know she'd say, "It's just a joke, guise!" But it's only a joke bc she can't get away with it. She's trying to copy a "Trishie's Fishies" thing a la Trisha Paytas, but completely missed the boat. Trisha's nickname for fans has a backstory, actually is a joke, and is Trisha making fun of herself. Hence, the nickname works and has charm. "Ambabies" makes no fucking sense and is a hollow attempt to copy a popular youtuber and massage her own bloated, necrotic ego. I just mention it bc she used the phrase in a video recently.

She's literally the only person who uses the term "ambabies" lmao

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Ambaby sounds like a trainee Amway salesperson.

AL did try to change it to "lovelies" at one point but it never stuck. Probably because Emmymadeinjapan already uses lovelies.

TBH, if Amber was likable, no one would watch her. She's a lesson in how NOT to act in real life.

Trisha does it as an act. She's been acting for many years and actually works hard at her character. AL actually is a completely insufferable person, and it's just so fucking fun to watch her flounder and fumble cuz it's so real.
 
4:40 Destiny running!!! Such an autist.
5:00 We're right by Whataburger, but I'm not going to go there. Oh, you guys, just so you know, I'm losing weight, I've been counting calories, that's just the easiest way, so I've been losing weight.
7:00 Libby is her best friend and is like a sister (wasn't Libby like 18 or so and AL was 25) although AL never mentions her or visits as far as we can tell.
12:00 She's been panting through the whole rant, just from sitting there, but she's getting close to passing out.
 
When she goes back to the nursing home, it'll be as a resident when she finally gets too huge to take care of herself at all. She's the third Slaton sister following Tammy's footsteps to the home, then the grave.

And I know it's been touched on before, but this "Ambaby" bullshit is so narcissistic and gross. I know she'd say, "It's just a joke, guise!" But it's only a joke bc she can't get away with it. She's trying to copy a "Trishie's Fishies" thing a la Trisha Paytas, but completely missed the boat. Trisha's nickname for fans has a backstory, actually is a joke, and is Trisha making fun of herself. Hence, the nickname works and has charm. "Ambabies" makes no fucking sense and is a hollow attempt to copy a popular youtuber and massage her own bloated, necrotic ego. I just mention it bc she used the phrase in a video recently.
I can already see it. When she "decides" to go the nursing home, it will be that she is finally being brave and taking charge of her life, and when she ends up throwing temper tantrums, sneaking extra food, and gaining weight, she'll be like, "these doctors don't know what they're doing, they're so lazy, they're not giving me the resources to help myself."
 
Rewatching another Amber classic. In this video, she says she had the 6 month trial period with her parents around the time when she turned 12 and got her nose pierced (5:00)...but didn't she say the trial was when she was ~16 and her mom found that note in her pants? We need a damn timeline for this gorl.

Also talks about how small her little nose is and how she has a "bump" next to the piercing AKA keloid Amber-- it's not your nose "rebelling against" you.

And if the state saw she got her nose pierced at 12 why would they give her parents another trial period? What kind of piercer pierces a 12 year old's face? Idk it doesn't make sense to me.

 
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