Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ambaby]

Oh, I know she let her out on purpose, I just think it's funny that there's a backstory of the cat suddenly, after 15 years of her life, being an escape artist.

Right; and that was published Jul 26, 2015. Hadn't AL only lived with D for like three weeks by then? What a fug.

I'm not sure if she ever explained why this kitten is never seen again.

Poor baby, brand new and in a flea collar and scratching like crazy. I HATE how she taunts cats, too. She's not a comforting "mother" or soft place to land, she just antagonizes and teases the poor things. WTF? That is NOT playing!

"One day, we woke up, and Gracie was gone!" Yet another iteration of the Gracie escape story. Fucking liar.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"....this is one of my favourite meals."

Ummmm......if someone drives hundreds of miles to see you then ferries your fat arse around for days on end, wouldn't it be more appropriate to cook THEIR favourite meal?

Oh. I've seen her "cooking." I guess Krystal can be thankful that whatever her favourite is hasn't been ruined for her forever...

 

[vodka]

Another one of her "concoction" meals (her words, not mine) came up in my recommended and has pretty much everything that's been talked about in the last few pages of this thread - her jewelry hoarding, her answering the same boring snapchats, her horrible cooking and her saying Destiny and her don't eat the same food. Also, I have nothing against seasoning but she uses SO much, espically that Season All salt and pepper. I think her tastebuds are completely wrecked at this point and she can't taste anything but salt and fatty bombs. Her meals always look so bland and have no color, it's almost as depressing as her life.

/cooking sperg over

You can see how massive her arms are when she takes off her circus tent of a cardigan...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She's been doing more askfm than anything lately. So if she has batteries and hasn't weighed herself, she's either afraid to, or afraid to tell us what the number was. I know she's like, "my weigh in day is Wednesday" or whatever, but if she hasn't weighed herself in so long, you'd think she'd at least be curious. Or maybe she just doesn't give a shit. How much ya wanna bet that she says the scale is broken again...

 

[DuckSucker]

This is from a different soup video. The finished product makes me want to heave.

Ive always hated her fucking soups and Ive sperged about them before, but they're fucking atrocious. I could powerlevel a lot more about this but I wont. But her cooking is almost negligent. You wouldnt serve prisoners that shit, it would be cruel punishment. Culinary tradition is rich and varied, and she just butchers it. Like, "Here's my Sriracha Pad Thai Minestrone it's like if Thai Food married Italian and it's a literal cultural abortion tee hee! BAE"

 

[citytrucks]

She's been doing more askfm than anything lately. So if she has batteries and hasn't weighed herself, she's either afraid to, or afraid to tell us what the number was. I know she's like, "my weigh in day is Wednesday" or whatever, but if she hasn't weighed herself in so long, you'd think she'd at least be curious. Or maybe she just doesn't give a shit. How much ya wanna bet that she says the scale is broken again...View attachment 254655

She hasnt weighed herself because she hasnt actually been following weight watchers. I'll bet she's stuffing her face more than ever now

 

[Tiny Clanger]

What's the deal with the necklaces? Even taking into account she overdoes everything, there looked to be at least ten in that pile of hideous tat that were just the same red plastic beads (its obvious why it's so vital nothing get scratched...)

If plastic crap is your thing fine, but why so many the same? One looked to be made of slightly bigger red plastic blobs, but the others just looked identical. Am I missing something?

 

[SisterChristian]

What's the deal with the necklaces? Even taking into account she overdoes everything, there looked to be at least ten in that pile of hideous tat that were just the same red plastic beads (its obvious why it's so vital nothing get scratched...)

If plastic crap is your thing fine, but why so many the same? One looked to be made of slightly bigger red plastic blobs, but the others just looked identical. Am I missing something?

It's her addictive personality. And I don't mean that other people are addicted to HER personality. I mean that she's addicted to fuckall everything.

 

[citytrucks]

If Amber would just follow a consisent calorie cut she could lose so much weight so quickly. The weight just melts off people off that size when you go from eating 4k calories a day to just 2k

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amber, once again, trying to use reverse psychology to get us to stop "hating" on her. It doesn't bother her, ya'll!

 

[C3PBRO]

Amber, once again, trying to use reverse psychology to get us to stop "hating" on her. It doesn't bother her, ya'll!

Destiny: "You're my moon."

That's no moon.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

Amber, once again, trying to use reverse psychology to get us to stop "hating" on her. It doesn't bother her, ya'll!

That one in particular shows what a truly selfish person she really is. Destiny used her last quarter to buy Amber a gumball and needed another quarter to get one for herself. The gumball is huge, could easily have been bitten in half to share with Bae, but instead, Amber shoves the entire gumball into her fat face. Destiny actually hurt my heart a little when she asks "does it taste good?"

Hey Amber, since you admitted that you read here, you never fail to contradict your claims of being saaaacchh a giving person. Your selfishness always creeps through in all of your actions.

Destiny may not be perfect, and she definitely needs some schooling on pet care, but at least she's not a super cunt like Amber. I'll bet Dana shares her gumballs.

 

[NemmaSis]

That one in particular shows what a truly selfish person she really is. Destiny used her last quarter to buy Amber a gumball and needed another quarter to get one for herself. The gumball is huge, could easily have been bitten in half to share with Bae, but instead, Amber shoves the entire gumball into her fat face. Destiny actually hurt my heart a little when she asks "does it taste good?"

And when Destiny asks how it tastes, Amber sassily replies, "It takes me a while to chew on it." It's amazing how many moments like that happened in their relationship, just little things that all add up to Amber being a huge bitch. It was soooo satisfying to watch her get dumped.

 

[Ambaby]

Oh jeez, her break up video from Krystle was suggested to me. I watched it and the comments on it are completely right! It verbatim matches her break up from Destiny video! She's just 100 lbs heavier in the 2017 one.

Luckily the Becky one won't be so tearful since they're "taking it slow", lol. Don't worry, Rafe promised AL that Becks will fall in love.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Destiny: "You're my moon."

That's no moon.

She looks like a fucking idiot talking with her hand covering the herpes outbreak on her lip. It's funny how she's so self conscious about a bump on her lip but not that she waddles around weighing a quarter ton. Priorities ya'll, priorities.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

And pointed the camera away while she feasted on two of Becky's corn dogs while she was home alone on younow. Cuz da haterz gonna make avatars of me deepthroating corndogs.

 

[666EVE666]

I've been rewatching a few Amber classics, and stumbled on one I've never seen (or just don't remember). It's so weird.

The way Destiny was acting in the beginning with the dolls just really did not seem normal of a ~20 year old person.

-The first few minutes are spent in a toy section of a store and Destiny wanting to buy a baby doll for an unspecified reason
-Amber wants to buy the original ~mini backpack~ she has and is now uhb-sesssssed with. And a stack of notebooks. And necklaces.
-Another "kah-meen-o"(kimono). They are one size fits all and that is VERY TRUE because Amber already has some
-Destiny puts the clothes she wants to buy on the store's floor because she doesn't want to hold them, even though Amber is riding a scooter bc logic
-Amber calls Destiny "cute and small and dainty"
-In high school Amber was in chorus and they sang songs in different languages
-Amber stopped her weight loss IG account because she gained so0o0o0o many followers too fast and was overwhelmed

 

[Lunete]

lol who uploads videos of themselves shopping at Wal-Mart?

 

[DongMiguel]

Her inability to grasp the English language is Palin-level bad. This video in particular is just filled with her butchering basic words and phrases. Very painful to watch. I don't care what AL says - no one who speaks this poorly can ever be a good writer. I mean, Jesus Christ, understanding language and words is like the bedrock of any good writing.

 

[Clown Baby]

First of all this is titled "major road rage" and Destiny gets mildly irritated by a guy and calls him an asshole. Amber is such a drama queen.

Around 6:50 they start talking about Destiny's sister who plays high school soccer, and of course Big A has to make it about herself. She gets visibly annoyed that Destiny would dare to say that competitive high school soccer isn't on the same level as the soccer AL played as a ten year old. High school soccer players get scouted by colleges and some go straight into the Olympics. But sure Amber, you had to travel to play in some really important away games. Ten year old kids barely know which direction they're supposed to run. She can't just let Destiny's sister have the thunder. "I played legit soccer!!" Shut up, no you didn't.

Additionally, AL keeps saying her feet stink, shows off her giant package of pads and baby wipes during a grocery haul and is totally gross.

In this one they are answering questions and right at the beginning AL is asked when and how did she know she was a lesbian. She says that she knew at 14 and her mom found out at 16 because there was a note in her jeans pocket or something. This is a question for everyone: Hasn't AL said multiple times that she was in foster care from 8 -18? Based on her answer here, she lived with her mom AND dad from 14 - 18.