Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Oh Hamburgers]

5:33 on the video MY LIFE, MY CHOICES, that someone just posted, she says Whataburger doesn't fit into her calories for the night. This just makes me WISH Destiny would join us here and spill the tea on all of her little lies. Totally a pipe dream but wouldn't that be fucking amazing? Of course, not only is she not the type of person to turn on someone like that, but we've basically run her into the ground about her looks and sped ways, so I'm sure it will never happen. A guy can dream though.

 

[angelicbitch]

7:00 Libby is her best friend and is like a sister (wasn't Libby like 18 or so and AL was 25) although AL never mentions her or visits as far as we can tell.

Libby was 15-16 when they hung out.

 

[NemmaSis]

5:33 on the video MY LIFE, MY CHOICES, that someone just posted, she says Whataburger doesn't fit into her calories for the night. This just makes me WISH Destiny would join us here and spill the tea on all of her little lies. Totally a pipe dream but wouldn't that be fucking amazing? Of course, not only is she not the type of person to turn on someone like that, but we've basically run her into the ground about her looks and sped ways, so I'm sure it will never happen. A guy can dream though.

Destiny has spilled stuff here and there in the vlogs, like the infamous "Why'd you eat that 20 piece McNuggets" line.
In another vid, Krystle sends her a gift card for Christmas. Amber says, "I can use this for healthy food!" And Destiny laughs saying, "It'll go to Ben & Jerry's" its at the 1:40 mark

 

[Token_Texan]

Rewatching another Amber classic. In this video, she says she had the 6 month trial period with her parents around the time when she turned 12 and got her nose pierced (5:00)...but didn't she say the trial was when she was ~16 and her mom found that note in her pants? We need a damn timeline for this gorl.

Also talks about how small her little nose is and how she has a "bump" next to the piercing AKA keloid Amber-- it's not your nose "rebelling against" you.

And if the state saw she got her nose pierced at 12 why would they give her parents another trial period? What kind of piercer pierces a 12 year old's face? Idk it doesn't make sense to me.

That's not that big of a deal. I got my nose pierced when I was 13. If you don't want it later you can just take it out, it's not like a tattoo. No reason to remove a child from her family's home. Her parents were probably going through a "we'll say yes to everything cause we feel guilty" phase, probably.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Destiny has spilled stuff here and there in the vlogs, like the infamous "Why'd you eat that 20 piece McNuggets" line.
In another vid, Krystle sends her a gift card for Christmas. Amber says, "I can use this for healthy food!" And Destiny laughs saying, "It'll go to Ben & Jerry's" its at the 1:40 mark

Rides in the scooter because #herfootisactuallybroken ummmm, no. It's not actually broken.

Doesn't even bother to send Krystle's gift until she has received one, and can't tell us what it is because it's wrapped, sure.

Vlogging at work and gets super salty when someone wants her to do her job. As per usual.

I'm willing to bet that she's setting the stage for a breakup due to her love of youtube.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

In that video and in COUNTLESS other ones around this time, she constantly refers to herself as looking like a "hot mess". There is nothing, NOTHING hot about you. That's why girls started saying that phrase. It means when you look like shit but you're still hot. Taken from Urban Dictionary:
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.

Again, that shit does NOT apply to you. AT ALL

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Inadvertent moment of truth in the "my life my choices" vid?

4.12 "I feel like after trying a solid couple of minutes you should juz give urp..."

Yep. That's pretty much Amber's life plan.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

In that video and in COUNTLESS other ones around this time, she constantly refers to herself as looking like a "hot mess". There is nothing, NOTHING hot about you. That's why girls started saying that phrase. It means when you look like shit but you're still hot. Taken from Urban Dictionary:
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.

Again, that shit does NOT apply to you. AT ALL

Maybe she thinks a hot mess is a steaming pile of doodoo.
The thing is,she really does think she's sexually attractive....like even guys hit on her all the time. And she always has a girlfriend. She is a master at lying to herself.

 

[DongMiguel]

Okay, so, I decided to go revisit that time AL turned vegan for like a day and watched the videos from around that time. In one of the videos, she mentions her job literally won't let them sit down at all. That, for the whole shift at her nursing home, she has to stand. Yet, in many of her videos AT THAT NURSING HOME, she's sitting. On the job. Filming. Hell, in the video above, she's sitting on her fat ass while Destiny is working. She even mentioned in the video that cameras are all over the home to watch the employees and that she can get written up if she sits at all during her shift.

Uh huh. Another lie.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

That one in particular shows what a truly selfish person she really is. Destiny used her last quarter to buy Amber a gumball and needed another quarter to get one for herself. The gumball is huge, could easily have been bitten in half to share with Bae, but instead, Amber shoves the entire gumball into her fat face. Destiny actually hurt my heart a little when she asks "does it taste good?"

Hey Amber, since you admitted that you read here, you never fail to contradict your claims of being saaaacchh a giving person. Your selfishness always creeps through in all of your actions.

Destiny may not be perfect, and she definitely needs some schooling on pet care, but at least she's not a super cunt like Amber. I'll bet Dana shares her gumballs.

What's even worse is that was their Valentines Day date night or whatever. Bitch doesn't even acknowledge that Destiny wants some gum. Damn!

 

[NemmaSis]

I'm fully aware I might get rated autistic for this, but I played The Sims using Amber, Destiny and Dana. Here are some highlights from their first day together.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I'm fully aware I might get rated autistic for this, but I played The Sims using Amber, Destiny and Dana. Here are some highlights from their first day together.
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Holy shit, man, that is fucking golden! I love the personality traits and the captions. Perfection.

 

[CreamyCheeses]

I'm fully aware I might get rated autistic for this, but I played The Sims using Amber, Destiny and Dana. Here are some highlights from their first day together.
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Bravo man, Bravo. Hands down Winner.

 

[stuckiINaprisim]

How's that weight loss coming amber? Lol

 

[DongMiguel]

Yeesh. She has put on so much weight the last three years.

In one of her videos from 2016, I believe, she mentions her favorite TV show is My 600 lbs Life and someone jokes to her that she should go on it and she snaps back that she'll never be 600 lbs.

Well, gurlfriend, with how much weight you've put on in the last three years, and the weight you've put on since that video, 600 lbs is distinctly possibility. I mean, isn't she pushing 500 lbs already? What's an extra 100?

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I'm fully aware I might get rated autistic for this, but I played The Sims using Amber, Destiny and Dana. Here are some highlights from their first day together.
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This is amusing but I'm sort of afraid it's a cry for help.

 

[DuckSucker]

Have we ever seen AL eat a fucking salad? We've seen her eat all sorts of weird ass trendy diet foods or substitutions or whatever, or excuse herself as to why she's eating two plates of carb- and fat-heavy mexican food, but I dont think Ive ever seen her eat just straight up "lettuce and green vegetables in a bowl with a MODEST amount of dressing and some other toppings and meat." It's just weird because usually people like AL will go on and on about how they love salads and eat them all the time. Must be genetics!

 

[NemmaSis]

This is amusing but I'm sort of afraid it's a cry for help.

Fair enough

 

[carpet spraying bitch]

This video is a really awful one for AL. She's being so cunty to Destiny throughout this entire thing and this was nearly right at the beginning of their relationship. She's a huge fucking bitch. Some highlights:

• She starts off the video talking about how she "volunteers" and "works" every day, leaving her only day off to be Wednesday (boo-fuckin'-who, AL)
• Responds to Destiny in the bitchiest tone when she accidentally interrupts her because she didn't know that AL was vlogging
• Just had to squeeze another kiss in on camera is if they weren't telling everyone they were fucking every two minutes
• People compliment her at work ALL the time, guyz. You wouldn't even believe it, gorl
• Another Wal-Mart trip at 12 AM
• Calling out Destiny's messiness more than once throughout the video (get yourself together first, eh AL?)
• AL freaking out in the Wal-Mart parking lot saying that Destiny lost her purse even though she was the one that forgot it in their cart
• Making fun of Destiny's southern accent
• Talking about how she was ~made to vlog~ while complaining about the lighting in the same breath

She's just a massive asshole, and this video has only 3,000 views so I thought I could bring it up to show more of her being an absolute cunt.

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

Amber please make a new video so we don't have to go through your old shit anymore