Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

From the YN: she HATES when people say she has a comb over. "Haven't you people heard of side bangs???" Note to self: make more comments about comb over. And Amber, those are NOT side bangs.

Oh my lord, is she so dumb that she doesn't realize that bangs are supposed to be a different length than the rest of your hair? Gorl, your hair style is not "side bangs".

It seems like she's been doing it a lot more during her Becky-personality era. Probably to look super edgy to fit in with Becky's aesthetic.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Tbh, it's better than that stupid granny bow and bun she used to sport. Honestly, I have no idea how she manages to wash her hair unless someone else does it. Her arms are too big and heavy to keep up for long periods of time, let alone the act of washing and rinsing.

 

[formerfatcow]

Good god. She eats like this every single day, not just on vacation. And she OF COURSE has to mention how hungry she is because she only ate 2K calories at the Cheesecake Factory at lunch 3-5 hours ago and of course she now needs another 1000 calories (at least) of pizza and rice and veggies in sugar and oil. Then she needs a soda to top it off and you fucking know she bought sweets for a bedtime snack.

She's out of control with her eating to say the least. For those not in the know, this is exactly how a mordibly obese 500lb person "maintains" their weight on 3.5k to 5k calories a day.

Cheesecake Factory orange chicken is 36 points. This doesn't include what she drank, any bread, or the slice of cheesecake she likely got.

Kung Pao chicken, though I can't know for sure the exact nutritional info, is around 22 points.

One quart of white rice (200 calories per cup) is 24 points.

82 points between those two meals alone, before snacks, extras, drinks, and dessert. Also doesn't include any pizza or breadsticks she stole from Becky. No way she didn't bust for the day.

 

[AlineBawb]

She's trying to distance herself from Destiny and yet she has her watch her animals when she's away. Allegedly. If I were Destiny, I would snatch those animals up on my next visit. What's Big Al gonna do about it? She can barely go from couch to kitchen.

I just keep thinking about those poor baby cats, all alone, waiting for someone, ANYONE, to walk in the door. They're eating out of an open 20lb bag of meow mix on the kitchen floor, drinking from the bathroom faucet left on to a trickle, all 6 litter boxes are full so they poop and pee all over the apartment, their forlorn meows raspy due to respiratory infection from breathing the bacteria filled ammonia air.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Goals

 

[nip nop king]

I just keep thinking about those poor baby cats, all alone, waiting for someone, ANYONE, to walk in the door. They're eating out of an open 20lb bag of meow mix on the kitchen floor, drinking from the bathroom faucet left on to a trickle, all 6 litter boxes are full so they poop and pee all over the apartment, their forlorn meows raspy due to respiratory infection from breathing the bacteria filled ammonia air.

I had to go pet my cat. This is heartbreaking. I honestly hope that those cats can get help and escape the horror they're living in.

 

[Cocco]

She mentioned on YN that she's " trying to distance herself from Destiny". I call BS on that. D is her only remaining chauffeur/indentured servant other than Becky the butch. Who would drive her enormous ass to Walmart and Ross?

I'd be willing to bet Destiny and Dana finally reached their limit of Hamber's crap. I hope that is the case. Destiny and Dana seem to actually enjoy each others company and they actually get out and do things. From camping to comic con their time together beats the hell out of Hamber and Becky's "vacation".

Yeah of course she will say that, too bad D is trying to do just that for months and she was already going there less and less lately. So yeah, please Amberlynn distance yourself as much as you can so the girl can finally have a better life.
She probably feels like the ''taking things slow'' is about to end now because she already did everything she usually does... lying, excuses, make people feel sorry, distance her gf from as many people as possible, gifts, hotels, foods etc and she thinks Becky is ready to be her only one chauffeur. Let's see how long this one will resist making the 2 hour drive to drive her ass around.

 

[EH 110]

If you're gonna go on a food vaycay, go somewhere with good food, like Italy, oh, but you'd have to buy two seats, so nevermind.

Two seats? Big Amber was told she needed 2 seats when she was a teen. I imagine she'd need 3 by now.

 

[Clown Baby]

Tbh, it's better than that stupid granny bow and bun she used to sport. Honestly, I have no idea how she manages to wash her hair unless someone else does it. Her arms are too big and heavy to keep up for long periods of time, let alone the act of washing and rinsing.

She said in an ask fm that she only washes her hair once a week. The sad thing is she has thick. nice hair. If she got is cut regularly and actually had layers or fringe of some type it wouldn't look so shitty, but she thinks it looks good like that. She's also said she hates going to a salon, but maybe that's because she's so giant she can't fit in the chair or because she smells like old musty gym socks like someone here said a few pages back.

Becky looks like her face is melting off. She is one of those people where you can see that she's not meant to be fat, like her body is stretched beyond the limit and is just doughy. AL is gigantic but the way she carries fat doesn't make her face look like a melting candle.

What a couple of bores. For real. Shopping for cat piss smell covers, cheesecake factory and then a pile of pizza and chinese food, followed by some sugary drink. Vacation! That thing AL does after she tastes that drink at the end disgusts me beyond belief, too. She did it twice, I can't screenshot it or explain it with text, it's like smacking her lips and tongue.:horrifying:

 

[Bitchinista]

Jesus. I felt sad watching this newest video. Cheesecake factory, full sugar Pepsi's from the vending machine (yes I know Amber picked the diet one), more sugary Japanese sodas, a huge pizza and Chinese food in the room, and we also know that they stopped into Wal-Mart because they "needed" snacks in the hotel room.

For most people, a splurge on a heavy meal - i.e. a huge plate of breaded chicken covered in syrupy sugary orange sauce and a massive pile of rice - means that they are either done for the day or maybe they need something later in the evening to tide them over before morning. And for most, that would be a light snack - some toast, an apple, some yogurt, etc. Not yet ANOTHER massive order of restaurant food.

They have to feel like shit all of the time. Meals like that don't sit easily in the gut. We've all seen Amber struggle to walk, be unable to shop without a scooter, and become out of breath just from talking to the camera while standing up. How can she load her stomach with heavy food like that for every single meal, feel herself get out of breath as she tries to shift her weight to walk out of the restaurant, feel her fat rolls that hang over and under her pants that don't allow her legs to move properly, and think, "That was an enjoyable meal"?

 

[Clown Baby]

:autism:
I really just wanted to say that i read this thread, from first to last page. JFC what a ride.

Now :autism::dumb: question: how was Libby related to AL? I know she was Destiny's roommate, were they friends in high school? I may also be way off.

She was their roommate in Florida's sister.

Yes, and she was also like 15 years old. Hanging out with 25 yo AL and 21 yo Destiny.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Holy fuck.....is that a single serving of rice? Bring on the autistic/dumb ratings for sure, but I'm not from US. Maybe the question should be if that's a single serving in Bumfuck, KY?

Here, that's a two-person serving of whatever the sludge is, but with an enormous amount of rice (I'm talking about the takeout) but she'd already had a gigantic serving earlier - portion sizes are generally bigger in the US, they always differ country to country. But even throughout the affluent West where we distort foreign dishes that looks extreme. Either of those two takeouts would be a large, solid meal between them - to think that was EACH, and after a large lunch....fuuurk.

Also, can we have a moment to think about that poor pizza. If any Italians are seeing this, avert your eyes. Who the hell decided that what pizza really, really needs is....potato? ?? ??!?!?!

'Murican farmers, please explain. I have no idea what I just witnessed but it's made me feel queasy.

 

[Clown Baby]

They have to feel like shit all of the time. Meals like that don't sit easily in the gut. We've all seen Amber struggle to walk, be unable to shop without a scooter, and become out of breath just from talking to the camera while standing up. How can she load her stomach with heavy food like that for every single meal, feel herself get out of breath as she tries to shift her weight to walk out of the restaurant, feel her fat rolls that hang over and under her pants that don't allow her legs to move properly, and think, "That was an enjoyable meal"?

Because her perception of reality is distorted, like most super morbidly obese people. They understand that they are much bigger than everyone else, but by and large seem to think they don't eat more than most people. Whether it is because they are lying to themselves or just delusional, who knows, but if you live in a constant state of stuffing yourself to the brim and that is what you're used to, it becomes your "normal." Her stomach lining must be stretched to the size of a basketball at this point, when it should be the size of a nerf football. If AL got gastric bypass she would stretch that shit back out within a few months, like the majority of people who get the surgery do. It's a waste of time, energy, and resources to perform these "life saving" surgeries for this reason, but they have become a routine thing.

The fact that she claims to be HONGry after eating 1000 calories at CF, is probably true. She sees "slightly not stuffed" as empty. She needs to acknowledge that her perception is wrong to get better, but as we have seen time and again, anything anyone tells her that doesn't line up with her delusional view of herself is a hater. I bet she quit therapy because she thought the therapist was a hater. Really they were trying to save her life. That's why she should just be left to kill herself with food, it will happen within the next couple of years.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

American's don't all eat like this. Actually, the majority of us eat quite healthy. AL's eating habits are not indicative of a typical diet, believe me, we're just as flabberghasted by this binge as the rest of the world.

Sorry, there was no implication against Americans in general - of course its not a country-wide thing, I just wanted someone to put it in context. Eating out is an occasional treat for most people and portion sizes reflect that. The kind of "eating out" AL does is not fine dining, and we get larger portions in those kinds of places too. But even taking all that into consideration I was having a hard time accepting that was one serving of rice. Obviously, because it WASN'T, so thanks for the explanation :-)

 

[Clown Baby]

Also, can we have a moment to think about that poor pizza. If any Italians are seeing this, avert your eyes. Who the hell decided that what pizza really, really needs is....potato? ?? ??!?!?!

'Murican farmers, please explain. I have no idea what I just witnessed but it's made me feel queasy.

Most American Chinese food places have a lunch or dinner menu where you can order a meal that has a more human sized portion (meal and rice in one container) that still comes with too much rice for one person. The regular menu tends to have 2 sizes listed (small - pint and large - quart) What amberlynn ordered had to have come from the regular menu and was a large size, meant for multiple people to share.

 

[CatParty]

what a fat fuck

 

[IV 445]

what a fat fuck

 

[EH 110]

She said in an ask fm that she only washes her hair once a week. The sad thing is she has thick. nice hair. If she got is cut regularly and actually had layers or fringe of some type it wouldn't look so shitty, but she thinks it looks good like that. She's also said she hates going to a salon, but maybe that's because she's so giant she can't fit in the chair or because she smells like old musty gym socks like someone here said a few pages back.

I said a long time ago that Big Amber can't fit into a salon chair. It would have to stand up for a haircut.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Sorry if off-topic. Destiny's ex-fiance (onestonedlesbian) had something to say about the Double D vlog channel.

 

[Scaleghost]

I personally think her hair is actually really beautiful, it's naturally a bit wavy and looks to be in a good condition so I hope she won't cut it, her face would look twice as big with a bob. The hair does look thin but that's probably because she's the size of a tractor, anything looks small and thin on that body.