Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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AJFJRNJXKAMDNDB DEPENDS ON WHAT?!?!?!

That's it, I'm done with her Ask page. The laziness and lack of any sort of complete answers has given me an autism-induced hemorrhoid and I'm in actual fear for my life right now.
 
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AJFJRNJXKAMDNDB DEPENDS ON WHAT?!?!?!

That's it, I'm done with her Ask page. The laziness and lack of any sort of complete answers has given me an autism-induced hemorrhoid and I'm in actual fear for my life right now.
It depends on which one is carrying an unlimited amount of white sticky rice and liquid aminos. Slay me hard.
 
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AJFJRNJXKAMDNDB DEPENDS ON WHAT?!?!?!

That's it, I'm done with her Ask page. The laziness and lack of any sort of complete answers has given me an autism-induced hemorrhoid and I'm in actual fear for my life right now.

I'm late but she's just really boring in general right now.
So like, when you're 500 lbs and a lesbian, how exactly are you able to have sex with your girlfriend?

I'm asking for a friend.

"Enjoy"

1) We had a lady come into the ER with repeat infections in her pannus, unlike anything we've seen before. This happened about every 2 months for 1 year and a half. She has no idea how she's been getting them. Finally after cutting open another abscess we found a giant splinter in it. When questioned she admitted that he boyfriend would push her pannus up with a 2X4 and proceed to nail her while holding up her fat. That 2x4 stuck her repeatedly with splinters that led to repeat infections.

2) My colleague's friend who is morbidly obese admitted that she was a virgin before her 21st bday. So my colleague (lets call her Ashley) decided to get her a gigolo, they told her this before hand to avoid any potential backpeddling. When the gigolo came over the morbidly obese girl said that she couldnt even spread her legs enough to get in there. So ashley and another friend had to hold her legs apart while the gigolo did his thing.​
 
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First set... just something I stumbled on and underlined everything that if someone was saying about me I'd consider it saying bad things about me online... she really has no idea what she has even done anymore cause she's so caught up in herself.
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Also had to grab this bored one cause the irony in it is fucking hilarious . Oh AL...
 
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:late: I really believe that adding her number to the title is wrong. It's borderline harassment. With her number easily visible, anyone can start calling etc. I don't want the fat lard to report this and get this thread shut down. Also, it can be seen as slander to any future job opportunities she holds if she does choose to take this to court.

:powerlevel: :late:I was a chubby kid too, but the whole thing about growing up is you lose the chubbiness aka "baby fat". Big AL was obese from the start. It's pretty clear her parents didn't know jack shit about raising a healthy child; they taught her all the bad habits from the start. She carried it onto her adulthood, and of course uses the pity points of her childhood to blame how she is today.
 
:late: I really believe that adding her number to the title is wrong. It's borderline harassment. With her number easily visible, anyone can start calling etc. I don't want the fat lard to report this and get this thread shut down. Also, it can be seen as slander to any future job opportunities she holds if she does choose to take this to court.


Yep, that number should definitely be taken down. Even I think that's going too far. We know she was lying about it not being her number.
 
Is it possible she's only there with Becky for an ankle checkup, and she's being deliberately vague to rouse interest?

Also, good to see you back Aunt Tammie, hope life's been treating you well.

Hospitals are not interested in conducting ankle check up's (thus the word Emergency). You go to your GP or your ankle doctor. And last we saw Becky, she was twirling in a chair, walking the mall, and hotel. ER's also don't take appointments -- so unless something else happened, Amber is full of shit. I can't imagine going into an ER and saying "hey, would you check my ankle? I walked on it just fine all weekend - but want you to check it out". You know what - they would leave her in the waiting room for hours on end. They have real emergencies to tend to.
 
I'm late but she's just really boring in general right now.


"Enjoy"

1) We had a lady come into the ER with repeat infections in her pannus, unlike anything we've seen before. This happened about every 2 months for 1 year and a half. She has no idea how she's been getting them. Finally after cutting open another abscess we found a giant splinter in it. When questioned she admitted that he boyfriend would push her pannus up with a 2X4 and proceed to nail her while holding up her fat. That 2x4 stuck her repeatedly with splinters that led to repeat infections.

2) My colleague's friend who is morbidly obese admitted that she was a virgin before her 21st bday. So my colleague (lets call her Ashley) decided to get her a gigolo, they told her this before hand to avoid any potential backpeddling. When the gigolo came over the morbidly obese girl said that she couldnt even spread her legs enough to get in there. So ashley and another friend had to hold her legs apart while the gigolo did his thing.​
This brings to mind a horribly obese variation of this.
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I remember her! Her name was Heidi. I used to read her blog. She posted some nude selfies where she was in bed on her side and all her fat was spilling out, she looked like she was melting. I remember being fascinated by the way she described her relationships... Homegirl had so much sex it was crazy. She also had the worst coloured hair.

This is VERY OT so feel free to give me autistic ratings, but do you happen to remember a woman named Amber Sarah? She was friends with Heidi and big on tumblr. Her username was randomlancila. Back in the day she was the biggest woman I had ever seen... But that all changed when I found Amberlynn.


Speaking of another lolcow-type is the lady who runs http://slarmstrong.tumblr.com/

She is in a polyamorous relationship with her "husband-thing" and "boi-thing" with a laundry list of ailments including the type 2 beetus. She also writes fantasy erotica, has a list of "fat-positive" doctors in her area and frankly probably deserves a thread here but I'm too much of a newbie to feel confident creating one.
 
I'm late but she's just really boring in general right now.


"Enjoy"

1) When questioned she admitted that he boyfriend would push her pannus up with a 2X4 and proceed to nail her while holding up her fat. That 2x4 stuck her repeatedly with splinters that led to repeat infections.

2) So my colleague (lets call her Ashley) decided to get her a gigolo, they told her this before hand to avoid any potential backpeddling. When the gigolo came over the morbidly obese girl said that she couldnt even spread her legs enough to get in there. So ashley and another friend had to hold her legs apart while the gigolo did his thing.​


Yea, I'm gonna call bullshit. Go find another thread to post your sweaty ,gross fantasies.

Jfc this thread attracts the biggest goddamned tards, its not even funny anymore.

Edit: ok , these where Reddit quotes instead of your own "examples" . That makes it slightly less tardy..but only slightly.
 
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