Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KicDaKitty]

It pisses me off that she's most likely going to surrender (if she's not a total cunt which lbr she is) those poor cats to a shelter because she's not going to bring them to Becky's house. I mean on one and it's great because hopefully they'll be adopted by a family that will love them and not leave them alone for weeks at a time, but on the other hand, they'll have to deal with the abandonment which breaks my heart. I fucking hate her.

She'll ignore all the questions about the cats after first too. She will get tons of question of how are the cats, are they getting along with the new dogs and all that and she'll go along with it and then people will start mentioning how they haven't seen the cats and she will invent some story of how they escaped that wasn't her fault, just like she did with Destiny's cat, Gracie.
If she's ever found out she'll make a whole why I lied video blaming Destiny for breaking up with her and causing her to have to move somewhere that she couldn't keep the cats. She might even throw her mom getting out of prison somewhere in there for pity. We all know Amber and how she operates. We've written several parts of her life before it ever happened, she's a creature of habit.

 

[kapowla]

This confirms my suspicion that she wasn't uploading videos because she knew she didn't have to- she was working out her next scheme regarding where to live. It probably took some prodding and convincing to get them to let Amber move in, and she was working that instead of her 'job'. Whatever else I can say the girl is shameless in her hustle and it seems to work.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Aaaand now we know the reasons behind the "cleaning" vid and the fascinating montage of her folding clothes. Just making sure the Chinless Wonder and her flatmates know that when you allow Amber to move in, she's a seriously useful and productive member of the household. They'll all go to work, and, instead of coming home to A still in bed eating crisps, there will be a spotless flat, a meal cooked, laundry done, all pets attended to; walked, cleaned up, fed. Really, they're getting an unpaid housekeeper. She's that selfless. It's so heartwarming, awwwww.

 

[Clown Baby]

All's quiet on the ASK front, looks like big A got rekt by the realization that her "good friends" the marginally more successful vloggers were laughing at her.

Also: AL deleted a lot of Fvck You's comments. She's really nuts, man. Posts on fake names immediately after uploading so she can be an asshole to people, then deletes them so later viewers won't see it/know that she's doing it. The trail it leaves behind is "hate comments" that are really towards user Fvck you, but if she deletes user Fvck you's comments, it looks like people are just coming into the comments section getting rowdy at her for no reason. It's fucking diabolical manipulative shit, guys. I'm bored to death by the new content, but getting to see these tiny details first hand make it worth it. I just hate that I am giving her probably 10 views each per new video just so I can look at comments.

 

[IDEK]

Her "Watch Me Clean" video was posted 2 weeks ago. Obviously she only cleaned the areas she recorded. It's horrible that the pets have to deal with being around (and inhailing) dust mites, pet hair, dead skin cells, shit, urine, old food residue, and probably mold. And that's only from that carpet.

 

[plentyofsnakes]

Destiny looks kinda bloated.

Nah that's just her face.


I think Becks knew she was being filmed, because obviously hamber can't be stupid enough to think that her gorlfriend would never see her vlog.

Has anyone actually confirmed the pet policy at Beck's apartment/house/whatever? Is it only 2 pets? Because they already have 2, so that would mean Twinkie getting tossed out as well.

 

[cruelsound]

That stuff all over the carpet is cat fur. Five bucks she can't bring the vacuum up the stairs so she's never cleaned the carpet there.

Edit "cat" to carpet. Oops.

 

[Rotogravure]

That stuff all over the cat is cat fur. Five bucks she can't bring the vacuum up the stairs so she's never cleaned the carpet there.

It boggles my mind that she spends all this money on rando shit but like, not apparently on one of those nice small handhelds that she could use upstairs? Nah, chokers more important.

 

[honeybooboochild]

Nah that's just her face.


I think Becks knew she was being filmed, because obviously hamber can't be stupid enough to think that her gorlfriend would never see her vlog.

Has anyone actually confirmed the pet policy at Beck's apartment/house/whatever? Is it only 2 pets? Because they already have 2, so that would mean Twinkie getting tossed out as well.

So if you look at beckys Facebook, she uploaded pictures of her new 'room' when she moved into that house. Someone asked her about getting a dog or something and she responded something like, 'the landlord only allows 1-2 pets and we already have as many as we are allowed.' So, according to Becky's own comments, no, they can't have more pets. I took screenshots of it because I knew that would be an issue when Amber moved in. I can't find it now, but I'll look around a bit and see if I can find it.

Updated- edit to include the old screen shot from September 2016 when Becks said they couldn't have any more pets. Soooo, I suspect they will hide Twinkie from the landlord and the cats will 'run away.'

 

[Assgardian]

So if you look at beckys Facebook, she uploaded pictures of her new 'room' when she moved into that house. Someone asked her about getting a dog or something and she responded something like, 'the landlord only allows 1-2 pets and we already have as many as we are allowed.' So, according to Becky's own comments, no, they can't have more pets. I took screenshots of it because I knew that would be an issue when Amber moved in. I can't find it now, but I'll look around a bit and see if I can find it.

Updated- edit to include the old screen shot from September 2016 when Becks said they couldn't have any more pets. Soooo, I suspect they will hide Twinkie from the landlord and the cats will 'run away.'

Well on the brightside she has a dependapotomus to come home to now.

 

[Clown Baby]

So if you look at beckys Facebook, she uploaded pictures of her new 'room' when she moved into that house. Someone asked her about getting a dog or something and she responded something like, 'the landlord only allows 1-2 pets and we already have as many as we are allowed.' So, according to Becky's own comments, no, they can't have more pets. I took screenshots of it because I knew that would be an issue when Amber moved in. I can't find it now, but I'll look around a bit and see if I can find it.

Updated- edit to include the old screen shot from September 2016 when Becks said they couldn't have any more pets. Soooo, I suspect they will hide Twinkie from the landlord and the cats will 'run away.'

"Coming home to nothing and no one" wow Becks, that's bleak. Good thing Hamber was available. A giant vacuous slop trough is better than nothing, right?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I don't engaged the wildlife featured on KiwiFarms, but, if Big Al ditches her cats I'm gonna go off on her. Powerlevel me all you want but I'm a firm believer that pets are for life unless it's a "no choice" situation. Being a lazy fat leech isn't a valid excuse.

 

[Barbarella]

"Coming home to nothing and no one" wow Becks, that's bleak. Good thing Hamber was available. A giant vacuous slop trough is better than nothing, right?

It sounds like depression or something. Guess what? Pets have no clue they belong to any particular person. Cats may show favoritism, especially if one person got them as kittens because that's the mother substitute.

But if you feed, provide a lap (not possible with these girls, but I digress) and pet them, they are going to love you back no matter who brought them home originally. It won't be long until you are part of a cats territory.

And dogs take about ten minutes to allow a new person into the pack, and after one feeding or two, they'll start jumping around when you walk in the door too.

She was just being whiney.

I won't a-log if Amber abandons those cats but I also am not going to complain if somebody else does. I agree, you get a pet, you care for it until the end of its life, including veterinary care. Animals are not disposable.

Twinkie is neurotic and probably unadoptible. Most cats meet bad endings in shelters as there are too many of them. She should at minimum rehome them, and then get no more pets. They aren't chokers or cheap bottles of body spray.

But we know how selfish she is.

 

[Bitchinista]

The logical, responsible thing for Amber to do would be to lease a smaller apartment on her own. There's no reason for her to stay in a 2-story multi bedroom townhome when she's the only one living there. Moving into a small place she can afford long term means she gets to be independent and won't have to scramble to find somewhere to go when this current relationship with Becky comes to an end.

But since we all know that Amber is neither practical or logical, she is absolutely moving in with Becky. Now whether they are moving in with Eric and Ricky or getting a place of their own will be the real mystery. Amber knows she's gonna get shit for moving in with Becky, so I wouldn't put it past her to vlog secretly when Becky isn't home so she can pretend she's living alone.

If she does move in with E and R and has to rehome her animals, she'll also keep that a secret for as long as it takes for her to create a narrative that she can use to say "it's not my fault!!" when she finally does confess.

 

[Melania Trump]

If Amber really is moving in with Becky she should already have a 'worst case scenario' plan. Becky doesn't seem like her other ex's. Krystle and Destiny pandered to AL after their relationships ended - letting her live with them for a significant period of time, compromising on issues relating to money, generally being a doormat etc. Becky comes across as really cold and uncaring. If (when) they split, I can't imagine she'd have much of an issue telling AL to leave soon after.

Also, can you imagine having AL as a flatmate? She occupies the (literal) space of 3-4 adult people. Four of them in a house would feel ridiculously crowded.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Now on Becks FB page it says she works at Factory Connection. New job or meant to mislead?Has someone been reading here?

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

bring back this gem

 

[thejackal]

bring back this gem

"Pull my finger!"

Some classic AL here:

Highlights include, when asked "what's the weather like" she can't be bothered to get up off her fatass, but she can tell you that looking out the window, "it looks blue" and "it's not too hot". Great report AL! Next time maybe actually you could bother to step outside and give us a more detailed report!

When asked what time she woke up today she says "11:15am", which is probably a lie, and she says "that's later than I usually like". Based on everything else we know about her habits she probably doesn't even leave bed until 1-2pm most days.

"Do you like sushi?" She loves sushi! But she won't eat raw fish. But she LOVES it guys.

She drinks NOTHING BUT WATER. Nothing guys.

She is SUBSCRIBED medication. Gotta get that sub count up. She's been diagnosed with anxiety disorder and depression, but no, she won't take medication, subscribed or otherwise, except when she takes NyQuil.

Her perfect pizza? White sauce! Of fucking course. Gotta get those calories! Heavy cream, cheese, butter, yum! No way you ruin bread and cheese with a TOMATO based sauce, filthy skinny bitches.

Whole video is worth watching, especially in light of all the context about her we've gained in the last few years. It's an older video, from August '14. It's incredible how much weight she's gained in just her face over that time.

 

[MICHAELKORS_slay]

Now on Becks FB page it says she works at Factory Connection. New job or cover-up? Has someone been reading here?

Did some research, Factory Connection is a TJ Maxx type of store - according to Becky's FB she is working in "sales". If she's really working there, AL is going to spend Beck's whole check on last season's Coach wallets and unseasonable cardigans. Perhaps the shit show will get back on the road, it's beyond boring now.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Did some research, Factory Connection is a TJ Maxx type of store - according to Becky's FB she is working in "sales". If she's really working there, AL is going to spend Beck's whole check on last season's Coach wallets and unseasonable cardigans. Perhaps the shit show will get back on the road, it's beyond boring now.

From what I saw the nearest Factory Connection was in Somerset, where I think Becky is originally from. It is about a 35 minute drive from Monticello iirc after looking it up. Having a hard time imagining that one in sales.