Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A compilation made up of Big ol' Amber statuses from 2011-2012, all from the https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid.7 account.
It paints an interesting picture of what the pillow princess herself was like the years before she changed her personality and interests to match Destiny and now Becky.
In this collection you will see a fiesty, cunty Amber.
A trash talkin', bad mouthin' badass Amber with an attitude.
A gal so satisfied with herself, vainly preening on social media.
A self pitying broken record, parroting pleasantries-basking in praise at times given to her by herself.
A continual victim, complaining with enthusiasm as she fends off the haters as they made their appearances on her entirely public statuses.
Staunchly sapphic, defending herself from the hordes of SSBBW enthusiasts from all over the world.

A few girlfriends ago, here is Amber, edgy and 2real4you.

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John Webster said:
A compilation made up of Big ol' Amber statuses from 2011-2012, all from the https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid.7 account.
It paints an interesting picture of what the pillow princess herself was like the years before she changed her personality and interests to match Destiny and now Becky.
In this collection you will see a fiesty, cunty Amber.
A trash talkin', bad mouthin' badass Amber with an attitude.
A gal so satisfied with herself, vainly preening on social media.
A self pitying broken record, parroting pleasantries-basking in praise at times given to her by herself.
A continual victim, complaining with enthusiasm as she fends off the haters as they made their appearances on her entirely public statuses.
Staunchly sapphic, defending herself from the hordes of SSBBW enthusiasts from all over the world.

A few girlfriends ago, here is Amber, edgy and 2real4you.

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I WANT THIS AMBERLYNN TO MATERIALIZE
 
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John Webster said:
It paints an interesting picture of what the pillow princess herself was like the years before she changed her personality and interests to match Destiny and now Becky.
In this collection you will see a fiesty, cunty Amber.
A trash talkin', bad mouthin' badass Amber with an attitude.
A gal so satisfied with herself, vainly preening on social media.
A self pitying broken record, parroting pleasantries-basking in praise at times given to her by herself.
A continual victim, complaining with enthusiasm as she fends off the haters as they made their appearances on her entirely public statuses.
Staunchly sapphic, defending herself from the hordes of SSBBW enthusiasts from all over the world.

A few girlfriends ago, here is Amber, edgy and 2real4you.
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This would make a great voice over for the Amber Lynn Reid prequel trailer, in the "in a world" announcer's voice.
 
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John Webster said:
A compilation made up of Big ol' Amber statuses from 2011-2012, all from the https://www.facebook.com/amberlynn.reid.7 account.
It paints an interesting picture of what the pillow princess herself was like the years before she changed her personality and interests to match Destiny and now Becky.
In this collection you will see a fiesty, cunty Amber.
A trash talkin', bad mouthin' badass Amber with an attitude.
A gal so satisfied with herself, vainly preening on social media.
A self pitying broken record, parroting pleasantries-basking in praise at times given to her by herself.
A continual victim, complaining with enthusiasm as she fends off the haters as they made their appearances on her entirely public statuses.
Staunchly sapphic, defending herself from the hordes of SSBBW enthusiasts from all over the world.

A few girlfriends ago, here is Amber, edgy and 2real4you.

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waisting
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wimper.
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bracelate.
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Man, this makes the soft-spoken, sweet Krystal era Amberlynn even weirder. I knew she was fake, but not to this extent.
 
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DongMiguel said:
So, I'm confused. Didn't she do a video recently where she came out to her dad? Yet, in a one-year old comment she insinuates she came out to him five years ago?

Another AL lie.
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Yea she did. She came out as a lesbian. She claimed he only knew she was bi and not that she was an actual lesbian. I mean I'm sure he figured it out considering her last several "relationships" were all women.
 
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UrFavePoet said:
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This Amberlynn was a product of dating Kasey. She doesn't exist anymore.

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Like a heart needs its beating. Like a Lumberlynn needs its beetus.

In this poem, AL outlines all the reasons she sucks, but then she says at the end that she is worth it. Or she at least implies that she is more than all the shitty terrible things about her, which include the fact that she doesn't shower and smells bad.

In her ideal fantasy, she will be with a woman who knows that she is the worst but doesn't mind, someone who is prepared to support her financially, emotionally and take all of her controlling/demanding shit while praising her for being amazing. So basically a person who isn't real. I think she thought Destiny was that person.
 
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16:44 Can I just say how sad this is. This kitten is attached to her and obviously views her as her mother. She won't leave her alone. But because Amber is in a new relationship she has no issue with trying to pawn her (and the others) off onto someone else. I know talking about the cats is getting old, but it's just so fucked up.


 
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Does anyone else get the impression when whenever ALR gives "advice" in a vlog (especially cooking advice) you can tell she just discovered how to do something for the very first time? Either that, or she thinks she's so special and unique that she's the only one who has enough common sense to figure out basic things.

One I remember specifically is her saying once is to add a little water into the pan while you cook, which is common sense.

Next I feel like she's going to tell me that you can use butter in place of Pam.
 
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Clown Baby said:
I know we all talked about her wattpad but I don't think anyone went into it too deeply. This is a comment from a story that AL uploaded THIS YEAR in May.

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This is the full story: https://www.wattpad.com/story/109496122-scottie/parts
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Yeah, I mentioned this a few pages ago. It's hilarious. And this person genuinely sounds like they're trying to help.

Lady, don't you know? That's Amberlynn Reid, master wordsmith.
 
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SpokesBottom said:
Yeah, I mentioned this a few pages ago. It's hilarious. And this person genuinely sounds like they're trying to help.

Lady, don't you know? That's Amberlynn Reid, master wordsmith.
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The best writer, everyone thinks so. She probably thought that CharlieCat was just a hader.

In that Scottie story there is a chapter where she talks to some guy who is a slob alcoholic with a messy house and she says "why don't you change what's wrong with you?" He says some shit about how he had a bad home-life, and she is like "Oh I see, he just had bad parents, it's not his fault." Oh yeah, gorl?
 
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Clown Baby said:
I know we all talked about her wattpad but I don't think anyone went into it too deeply. This is a comment from a story that AL uploaded THIS YEAR in May.

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Hahah this person thinks she is like 14

This is the full story: https://www.wattpad.com/story/109496122-scottie/parts
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To be fair, that person is most likely a troll. They're trying to drive home the point about her being in school a little too much and if you look at their comment history they signed up and immediately started replying exclusively to AL's and Becky's stuff. This isn't some well meaning person who unwittingly stumbled across AL's shitty story, they know exactly that helloodaarling isn't a school girl.
 
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