Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TL 611]

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. If you hate Tammy, that's fine. If you like Tammy, that's fine.

This thread is about Amberlynn and her circlejerk of fat lesbians. Please stop talking about irrelevant shit. If Aunt Tammy really bugs you that much you can always block her. That doesn't mean that I'm encouraging people to brown-nose Aunt Tammy, if she does anything outrageous people are allowed to call her out on it, but that's not what's happening here. Tammy hasn't even been online during this entire ordeal, it's just been people arguing amongst themselves about her.

You're entitled to your opinion but that doesn't mean you need to verbalise it. All you're doing is making the thread unreadable. None of this shit even pertains to Amberlynn anymore, we've veered so far off-topic.

As Dyn mentioned, it's absolutely our style to turn on someone when they cease to be useful. We don't protect people for arbitrary reasons, but we do turn on them for arbitrary reasons. There's no point trying to whiteknight Tammy, but there's no point dogpiling on her either.

I don't really give a shit what anyone thinks about Tammy because she's not a lolcow. She barely posts in the thread and her posts aren't as autistic as some other Amberlynn-only users we have here. She's not an interesting person to follow. Lets keep our focus on people worth watching.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Al wont do shit. That mask has already slipped off as soon as her moving boxes hit the floor over there. She's gonna be a fat slob, they will tolerate it for a bit maybe telling Becky here and there about Amber not doing her share of the chores and cooking and rent and eventually one day AL will go too far in her laziness and they will have words with her directly. At that point she will start dressing up and wearing more makeup looking to lure her next exceptional victim. They wont last through the holidays and that's being generous.

This is unlikely, but I can dream...

She seems to have spent all week squatting at HnR's and presumably went home at the weekend. The queens are obviously very particular, maybe she's put out like the cat when the Thumb trundles off to work.

Assuming they both work too, its gonna get old reeeeeeeally fast when they keep coming home and finding she's just there, a vaguely mobile trash heap pretty much where they left her, when they were expecting Mrs.Mop. Maybe we should run a book on how long this glorious shit-fest will last. All proceeds to the AL Homelessness Fund.

I am sad there seem to be no stairs tho. Somebody somewhere alluded to them living in a second-storey apartment. Burned :-(

 

[KicDaKitty]

So sexy. It's probably not a good idea to snap a picture of your girlfriend in her work shirt when she is going through such lengths trying to keep her information as private as possible.

Edit: I also remember those metal columns from a younow stream she did one day at Becky's house. It's so weird that Amber would unpack and set up all her stuff and take pictures of it in a house they don't even live in. Becky is redoing the new apartment for them, pulling up carpets and remodeling bathrooms right? Kinda strange.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Is there any way of discerning when Our Lady of the Lard actually records vids? They're not put up in chronological order and, as far as I can tell, could've been recorded any time.

I'm starting to wonder if she got booted out of the townhouse awhile back and has been hauling all her shit around, setting up wherever she's allowed to mooch for as long as the poor recipient can deal with her. Especially if the D's took over the lease, which would explain how some vids/chats still have that background.

It might be a reach, but perhaps she's been floating (ha!) a lot longer than we think and has only now managed to guilt-trip her way into Beck's gaff, hence the "clearing everything up" video, which kinda cleared nothing up. There are so many disconnects in the last few months - Rafe saying Wasabi was there, her squatting at RnH's when she's alledgedly just moved house (who does that in Normal World?) and this pic of all her crap firmly established in yet another place, when we all know how lazy she is and how long it takes her to actually put together her space. NOBODY goes to visit relatives and takes all their bedroom furniture! Maybe she actually was homeless...in which case, can you imagine the reeeeeeing that's been laid on Becky?

Getting really tin-foil, that could explain the furniture shopping thing too, which made no sense and which she had no clear answer for. If she had to get out in a hurry no doubt a lot had to be left behind - why would she need a new washer, for instance? Its stretching for even a hamplanet to kill a couch inside two years, but she barely had the washing machines a year. Why would she not take them?

Dunno. Could be easily shot down by anyone who actually listens to her.

 

[HG 400]

Oh you disagree with my post do you, Rhiannon Shuman?
Think my post is autistic do you, Rhiannon Shuman?
Think I don't mean it when I say 'fresh examples', Rhiannon Shuman?

 

[PiggyPie]

I know I'm late to this but this isn't YTT or Lolcow... this is the fucking farms.. get over it. No one cares who you like or who you don't on a thread. Also, I really hope we don't need to put a fucking warning on this thread. That would be pretty pathetic.

 

[Clown Baby]

Amber has been quiet, she hasn't posted a new video to youtube in a week now. We had better hope that her channel doesn't tank, because nobody needs this shit out on the street.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Amber has been quiet, she hasn't posted a new video to youtube in a week now. We had better hope that her channel doesn't tank, because nobody needs this shit out on the street.

Can you imagine what her clientele would look like? I really can't. Men or women? Chubby chasers or fatty haters? Would she have a signature move? She's told her story about giving 2 guys a handjob at the same time in a movie theater when she was in high school so maybe she'll be the "everything but" kinda prostitute. She can't comfortably fit into a car so she would have to rent a motel room and that would cut into her profit. At least she could have all her animals with her again so that's always a plus.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

What I want to know is how you can be on kiwifarms and not know who Dynastia is or what the farms are actually like. Have you guys not lurked at all or what?

 

[Tranhuviya]

What I want to know is how you can be on kiwifarms and not know who Dynastia is or what the farms are actually like. Have you guys not lurked at all or what?

They're only here to A-Log some fat bitch, so yes.

 

[Dr.Research]

I know AL has been a bit dry lately but can we focus on her and move on from in-Farms/in-thread fighting?

 

[HG 400]

I know AL has been a bit dry lately but can we focus on her and move on from in-Farms/in-thread fighting?

She's fat and gross and doing nothing right now. The fuck else is there to say?

 

[CatParty]

Hey guys! New to the thread. Can anyone give me a tldr of how she is a lolcow without using "fat"? I mean we all know fat people are the worst but what makes this one stand out

 

[Dr.Research]

Hey guys! New to the thread. Can anyone give me a tldr of how she is a lolcow without using "fat"? I mean we all know fat people are the worst but what makes this one stand out

She's a compulsive liar, mistreats her animals and is a generally toxic person to be around. A complete user while trying to come off as completely selfless and a wonderful person.
Also write hilariously bad self insert fanfiction.
General hate watch material.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I think we should rename a section of this subforum "whale watching"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hey guys! New to the thread. Can anyone give me a tldr of how she is a lolcow without using "fat"? I mean we all know fat people are the worst but what makes this one stand out

She's a pro white trash grifter u-haul lesbian who is a serial user of obese autistic lesbians to get by in life. She thinks filming "hauls" at Walmart, the dollar store and all you can eat buffets make for riveting viewing. She's a pathological liar who can't keep her lies straight and hoards dollar store chokers, cheap perfumes, scarves and sadly pets. She also thinks she's a great writer and creates awful lesbo fanfic and poetry.

Basically a more active, less honest, more perfumed, con-artist version of a Slanton sister.

In closing, she is the true monster truck in the nightlife.

 

[PiggyPie]

This thread just gets better and better

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[NobodyReally]

Beck's workplace

 

[princewilliamshairline]

Bucky is such a cunt. Does she really think this false moving stunt is going to work? This definitely wasn't Al's idea and lbr she's only going along with it because she's not doing any heavy lifting. Either way this plays out Amber ends up looking like even more of a lying fucktard. I can't wait for the cover up lies for this one.